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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man, this field just gets weirder and crazier every day. I still wouldn't have a clue who to call it for.

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    JihadJesusJihadJesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Tenek wrote: »
    JihadJesus wrote: »
    I really do wish we had a coherent conservative party, though.

    You do.

    Well, the idea was that we'd end up with a center right conservative party with a small extreme caucus and a center left liberal party with a genuine progressive caucus instead of a center-right party, a very right party, and an inconsistent bag of crazy.

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Changing my prediction to !Romney since Huckabee is not running.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    shryke wrote: »
    Man, this field just gets weirder and crazier every day. I still wouldn't have a clue who to call it for.

    I'm pulling for a Michele Bachmann/Scott Walker ticket right now.

    When in doubt, double down on the crazy.

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Taramoor wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Man, this field just gets weirder and crazier every day. I still wouldn't have a clue who to call it for.

    I'm pulling for a Michele Bachmann/Scott Walker ticket right now.

    When in doubt, double down on the crazy.

    Nah, Walker won't possibly make it that far.

    When asked about his views on the other branches he quietly mumbles things about abolishing the senate and some star or another being fully functional.

    ... no, really, Walker is practically to the point of parody. In order to mock him we're going to need Stewart and Colbert to develop a whole new field of satire.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Switches aren't allowed, sucks for you. And the list should be updated.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah, I picked Romney last thread.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Forar wrote: »
    Taramoor wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Man, this field just gets weirder and crazier every day. I still wouldn't have a clue who to call it for.

    I'm pulling for a Michele Bachmann/Scott Walker ticket right now.

    When in doubt, double down on the crazy.

    Nah, Walker won't possibly make it that far.

    When asked about his views on the other branches he quietly mumbles things about abolishing the senate and some star or another being fully functional.

    ... no, really, Walker is practically to the point of parody. In order to mock him we're going to need Stewart and Colbert to develop a whole new field of satire.

    But from a long-term perspective it makes sense for the GOP to push Bachmann/Walker overdrive to the front of the line.

    Think about it. The GOP leadership has to see the same things we see, the destruction of Newt, the recent loss in NY, etc.

    There are a few ways that they can try to get hold of the situation, but any win in the general in 2012 is looking insanely unlikely. Unless Obama films himself eating a baby he's not going to lose, he's simply too good a campaigner.

    If the GOP runs Romney, they gain nothing. Status quo will be maintained, and the Tea Party will continue to devour parts of the remaining Republican base while the rest run away from the crazy. This will, long term, lead to the fall of the Republican brand. Hence why someo f the recent candidates in Washington State ran as "GOP" rather than "Republican".

    Putting Bachmann out front does several things. Firstly, it placates the Tea Party. Every single one of them will turn out in droves to support her because she's JUST THAT NUTS. Secondly, it prevents any and all ticket-splitting by Tea Party candidates during the general. Bachmann will have to travel to almost every state and endorse specific candidates, but once the Tea Party knows who she stands behind there will be little to no dissent among the ranks of the GOP Base.

    Scott Walker bumbling his way to VP will actually work in his and the GOPs favor, particularly if he can hit the jackpot before the recall election is certified next year. Taking him out of Wisconsin saves face for the GOP and takes the wind out of any other recalls that may come up by removing the big face of government evil and moving it to the relatively unsung spot of Vice Presidential Nominee. This could keep Wisconsin from turning solid Blue over the next few years.

    Yes, they'll lose in the General, but the GOP already knows that and that can be a good thing if it's controlled, because Bachmann won't be able to seriously run again and the GOP can coast by on the points they score. It also subverts a potential Hillary run in 2016 (however unlikely that might be) by taking the "First female presidential nominee" crap out of the running.

    Sacrificing Bachmann/Walker gets two crazies out of the GOP, rallies the Tea Party, shores up the House and Senate seats that will be up for grabs in 2012, and improves the GOP position going into 2014. It is the longterm strategic choice.

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    JihadJesusJihadJesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Taramoor wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Man, this field just gets weirder and crazier every day. I still wouldn't have a clue who to call it for.

    I'm pulling for a Michele Bachmann/Scott Walker ticket right now.

    When in doubt, double down on the crazy.
    Nah. I'm starting to think we'll get a random nutter for the candidate, but they'll realize they need someone more middle of the road for the VP pick. It won't work of course, because the candidate will still be some random nutter. But you're more likely to get Palin/Romeny than Palin/Bachman, for example.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Yeah, I'm going full blown crazy. Moving to Arizona, documentary coming down the pipes... !Palin

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thing is, though, if Walker gets put in the VP slot, that would be tantamount to conceding Wisconsin. We would not take well the sight of Walker on the Presidential ticket. And Wisconsin this cycle is being built up as Uper Hyper Battleground Number One Extra Spicy.

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    enc0reenc0re Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Yeah, Paul Ryan is so serious about balancing the budget that he completely rules out letting the Bush tax cuts expire, despite the fact that anyone who can do basic arithmetic can see that spending cuts alone won't get anywhere close to fixing the problems with the budget.

    How about we have a new rule: you're not allowed to call anyone "serious" about debt or deficit reduction if said person rules out tax increases or budget cuts as part of the solution.

    Ryan lost all deficit/debt cred with me when he refused to vote for the Simpson-Bowles plan because it included tax increases. That vote was his best chance to make an actual contribution to working this out. His budget on the other hand is ridiculous.

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    ClevingerClevinger Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Romney will win. Palin will run, and either her or Cain will prove a challenge to Romney, but ultimately he'll succeed.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Gosling wrote: »
    Thing is, though, if Walker gets put in the VP slot, that would be tantamount to conceding Wisconsin. We would not take well the sight of Walker on the Presidential ticket. And Wisconsin this cycle is being built up as Uper Hyper Battleground Number One Extra Spicy.

    I suspect the GOP has already lost the Great Lakes region due to overreach by their Governors/legislatures. Snyder just signed a overhaul of Michigan's tax code today. Surprise, it's a massive business tax cut, while drastically increasing taxes on certain other people. Like the elderly (pensions are taxable now).

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The GOP continued its bloody walk into the Medicare buzzsaw Wednesday, when 40 out of 47 Senate Republicans voted for the House GOP budget, and its plan to phase out and privatize the popular entitlement program.

    The budget failed by a vote of 57-40. But the roll call illustrates that Medicare privatization -- along with deep cuts to Medicaid and other social services -- remains the consensus position of the GOP despite the growing political backlash against them.

    Voting with all of the Democrats were Sens. Scott Brown (R-MA), Olympia Snowe (R-ME) -- both 2012 incumbents -- along with Sens. Susan Collins (R-ME) and Lisa Murkowski (R-AK). Rand Paul (R-KY) voted against it because it wasn't radical enough.

    Sens. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Pat Roberts (R-KS), and Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) did not vote.

    Democrats intentionally scheduled the vote less than 24 hours after a Democrat won a special election in New York's 26th -- and heavily Republican -- congressional district, on the strength of defending Medicare from a GOP onslaught.

    Good to know Republicans don't know how to learn. Guess now we know why they want to abolish the DoE.

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Romney's going to win it. All these crazy people saying stuff is funny, but you're not gonna win if you can't raise money, and romney's killing everybody at that.

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    ClevingerClevinger Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    The GOP continued its bloody walk into the Medicare buzzsaw Wednesday, when 40 out of 47 Senate Republicans voted for the House GOP budget, and its plan to phase out and privatize the popular entitlement program.

    Good to know Republicans don't know how to learn. Guess now we know why they want to abolish the DoE.

    And bad to know Democrats don't know how to learn either. Rep. Hoyer (D) today said that Medicare cuts are on the table for budget talks.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    The GOP continued its bloody walk into the Medicare buzzsaw Wednesday, when 40 out of 47 Senate Republicans voted for the House GOP budget, and its plan to phase out and privatize the popular entitlement program.

    The budget failed by a vote of 57-40. But the roll call illustrates that Medicare privatization -- along with deep cuts to Medicaid and other social services -- remains the consensus position of the GOP despite the growing political backlash against them.

    Voting with all of the Democrats were Sens. Scott Brown (R-MA), Olympia Snowe (R-ME) -- both 2012 incumbents -- along with Sens. Susan Collins (R-ME) and Lisa Murkowski (R-AK). Rand Paul (R-KY) voted against it because it wasn't radical enough.

    Sens. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Pat Roberts (R-KS), and Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) did not vote.

    Democrats intentionally scheduled the vote less than 24 hours after a Democrat won a special election in New York's 26th -- and heavily Republican -- congressional district, on the strength of defending Medicare from a GOP onslaught.

    Good to know Republicans don't know how to learn. Guess now we know why they want to abolish the DoE.

    I spoke out against, and made fun of, Scott Brown when he won. The fact that he practically ran unopposed was beside the point to me. But he has proven himself remarkably moderate and not unreasonable. Good on him.

    Rand Paul needs to take a step back and critically examine his life.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Clevinger wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    The GOP continued its bloody walk into the Medicare buzzsaw Wednesday, when 40 out of 47 Senate Republicans voted for the House GOP budget, and its plan to phase out and privatize the popular entitlement program.

    Good to know Republicans don't know how to learn. Guess now we know why they want to abolish the DoE.

    And bad to know Democrats don't know how to learn either. Rep. Hoyer (D) today said that Medicare cuts are on the table for budget talks.

    Hoyer is so fucking useless.

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Clevinger wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    The GOP continued its bloody walk into the Medicare buzzsaw Wednesday, when 40 out of 47 Senate Republicans voted for the House GOP budget, and its plan to phase out and privatize the popular entitlement program.

    Good to know Republicans don't know how to learn. Guess now we know why they want to abolish the DoE.

    And bad to know Democrats don't know how to learn either. Rep. Hoyer (D) today said that Medicare cuts are on the table for budget talks.

    Hoyer's an idiot. Pelosi, the actual leader of the party, has repeatedly and stringently stated that Dems aren't going near Medicare or SS. And I would believe her far before I would believe Hoyer.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Clevinger wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    The GOP continued its bloody walk into the Medicare buzzsaw Wednesday, when 40 out of 47 Senate Republicans voted for the House GOP budget, and its plan to phase out and privatize the popular entitlement program.

    Good to know Republicans don't know how to learn. Guess now we know why they want to abolish the DoE.

    And bad to know Democrats don't know how to learn either. Rep. Hoyer (D) today said that Medicare cuts are on the table for budget talks.

    Hoyer is apparently too busy following Beiber's twitter feed during House strategy meetings, where it seems to be pretty clearly spelled out: "Defend Medicare to the death, call the GOP on it any time they even LOOK at Medicare, and we win in a landslide"

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Getting Lisa Murkowski to become the GOP's Joe Liberman was one of the best coups of the 2010 midterms.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Taramoor wrote: »
    I spoke out against, and made fun of, Scott Brown when he won. The fact that he practically ran unopposed was beside the point to me. But he has proven himself remarkably moderate and not unreasonable. Good on him.

    Rand Paul needs to take a step back and critically examine his life.

    Brown's no moderate, he's just masquerading as one in a (hopefully futile) attempt to retain his seat next year. When McConnell cracks his whip, Brown jumps - there was no whipping this time.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Did the Democrats do it again?

    HR1540 just failed.

    Yay: 61 R, 123 D

    Nay: 174 R, 64 D
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    I'm probably misreading something, but it looks like House Republicans voted heavily against military funding.

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    ClevingerClevinger Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Taramoor wrote: »
    I spoke out against, and made fun of, Scott Brown when he won. The fact that he practically ran unopposed was beside the point to me. But he has proven himself remarkably moderate and not unreasonable. Good on him.

    Rand Paul needs to take a step back and critically examine his life.

    Brown's no moderate, he's just masquerading as one in a (hopefully futile) attempt to retain his seat next year. When McConnell cracks his whip, Brown jumps - there was no whipping this time.

    Brown praised Paul Ryan's plan a few weeks ago and said he'd vote for it before he realized how politically stupid it was.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Note: not the general politics thread. If you want to petition the mods to let us have the Congress thread back, go ahead. The Medicare thing is relevant because it's pretty obviously going to be a major campaign issue and Newt was already forced to walk back his position on the issue.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That vote was relevant because it'll be used as an attack ad during the primaries if I'm reading right.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Clevinger wrote: »
    Taramoor wrote: »
    I spoke out against, and made fun of, Scott Brown when he won. The fact that he practically ran unopposed was beside the point to me. But he has proven himself remarkably moderate and not unreasonable. Good on him.

    Rand Paul needs to take a step back and critically examine his life.

    Brown's no moderate, he's just masquerading as one in a (hopefully futile) attempt to retain his seat next year. When McConnell cracks his whip, Brown jumps - there was no whipping this time.

    Brown praised Paul Ryan's plan a few weeks ago and said he'd vote for it before he realized how politically stupid it was.

    Which means he's smarter than 90% of the GOP.

    I'll take what I can get.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm expecting Newt Gingrich to take back his taking back of his criticism against the Ryan plan any day now.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He doubled down today, actually.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I'm expecting Newt Gingrich to take back his taking back of his criticism against the Ryan plan any day now.

    And then come out strongly stating that anyone quoting his earlier quote about how people quoting him are liars, are lying.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He doubled down today, actually.

    Dude has a fucking gift of just perfect timing.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Newt just wants to be relevant so badly.

    He's like that kid in the neighborhood that is a couple years younger than everyone else and keeps injecting himself into stuff that doesn't concern him because he wants to play with the cool kids.

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    DerrickDerrick Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm also going !Herman Cain. I think his biggest negative is low name recognition, and once everyone else has been discarded, republicans will turn to him.

    I would like for it to be him, though not because I think he's a good candidate. I would like to think that the Republican voters aren't as racist as they largely appear.

    I would like for that to be the case, but I in no way believe it.

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    Newt just wants to be relevant so badly.

    He's like that kid in the neighborhood that is a couple years younger than everyone else and keeps injecting himself into stuff that doesn't concern him because he wants to play with the cool kids.

    The thing is that prior to his recent bout of speaking truth to stupid that Newt had carved a lucrative niche as the "grand old ideas man" of the GOP. I'm pretty sure his attempt to run for President was originally intended as just a Trump-style way to burnish the Gingrich brand, but that hasn't exactly worked out too well.

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    dojangodojango Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    He doubled down today, actually.

    Dude has a fucking gift of just perfect timing.

    Well, they say that the convert is often more zealous than the person born into something. And I reckon the person converted through public humiliation is even more zealous than that. So Newt knows full well the penalty for back-sliding, he won't be doing that again.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I do normally refer to it as "Newt Gingrich's book is running for President" but decided to be straight in the OP.

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    DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Clevinger wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    The GOP continued its bloody walk into the Medicare buzzsaw Wednesday, when 40 out of 47 Senate Republicans voted for the House GOP budget, and its plan to phase out and privatize the popular entitlement program.

    Good to know Republicans don't know how to learn. Guess now we know why they want to abolish the DoE.

    And bad to know Democrats don't know how to learn either. Rep. Hoyer (D) today said that Medicare cuts are on the table for budget talks.

    Hoyer is so fucking useless.

    Isn't Hoyer the same guy who, during the final hours leading up to the government shutdown, said "Hey, no worries, we're going to fold"?

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    devCharlesdevCharles Gainesville, FLRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I still remember watching Tom Daschle lose his senate seat despite being the party leader in the senate in 2004. His expression was...oh my. I want that for Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum so much. I wonder how crushing the numbers have to be for that to happen.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What, Santorum's last loss didn't give you a good enough photo?

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