Every retard knows it is absolutely no sexual gratification of any kind, be it involving another person, or doing it yourself.
A) Intentional.
Hold it! I would like you to consider that an active sex life might put one at a disadvantage in a masturbation contest.
Well, if the rules disqualify you for any orgasm, yeah, I could see having sex being something of a disadvantage. At least, in terms of winning the contest.
Framling on
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I'd like to know this as well. Let's hijack this in the name of Seinfeld bashing.
Are you going to fault him for telling jokes ten years ago that you don't find funny today?
Huh? I didn't find them funny ten years ago, either. I admit the show had its quirks. I really enjoyed Jason Alexander on it. But c'mon. I read Jerry's stand-up one-liners book and it's the goddamn dumbest piece of shit "comedy" I've ever had the unfortunate displeasure to scan with my eyes.
What you are basically saying is that you don't like mashed potatoes.
Well, dude, some people like mashed potatoes.
Jerry is not mashed potatoes. He's more like, I dunno, brussel sprouts.
"The contest" was not a masturbation contest. It was a "no sexual gratification" contest.
No it wasn't. If you watched the episode or read the wiki link you would know this.
Also, what did you guys do for prizes? I mean what's a good enough thing to win that's worth trying in this contest, but isn't too god dammed expensive?
I did watch the episode. I'm positive they had a discussion about sexual encounters outside of maturbation and whether they were allowed.
I'd like to know this as well. Let's hijack this in the name of Seinfeld bashing.
Are you going to fault him for telling jokes ten years ago that you don't find funny today?
Huh? I didn't find them funny ten years ago, either. I admit the show had its quirks. I really enjoyed Jason Alexander on it. But c'mon. I read Jerry's stand-up one-liners book and it's the goddamn dumbest piece of shit "comedy" I've ever had the unfortunate displeasure to scan with my eyes.
What you are basically saying is that you don't like mashed potatoes.
Well, dude, some people like mashed potatoes.
Jerry is not mashed potatoes. He's more like, I dunno, brussel sprouts.
Some people like brussel sprouts.
I actually do not think they are all that bad.
Some people do. Most people do not.
However, everyone loves mashed potatoes. Anyone that doesn't should immediately die.
Do you see, now, why your analogy was a complete failure and that you should probably die along with anyone that doesn't like mashed potatoes?
Well, if the rules disqualify you for any orgasm, yeah, I could see having sex being something of a disadvantage. At least, in terms of winning the contest.
I'd like to know this as well. Let's hijack this in the name of Seinfeld bashing.
Are you going to fault him for telling jokes ten years ago that you don't find funny today?
Huh? I didn't find them funny ten years ago, either. I admit the show had its quirks. I really enjoyed Jason Alexander on it. But c'mon. I read Jerry's stand-up one-liners book and it's the goddamn dumbest piece of shit "comedy" I've ever had the unfortunate displeasure to scan with my eyes.
What you are basically saying is that you don't like mashed potatoes.
Well, dude, some people like mashed potatoes.
Jerry is not mashed potatoes. He's more like, I dunno, brussel sprouts.
Some people like brussel sprouts.
I actually do not think they are all that bad.
Some people do. Most people do not.
However, everyone loves mashed potatoes. Anyone that doesn't should immediately die.
Do you see, now, why your analogy was a complete failure and that you should probably die along with anyone that doesn't like mashed potatoes?
Do you? Do you?!?!
The analogy was sound in that some people like mashed potatoes, and others do not.
But you're right that anyone that doesn't like mashed potates is probably a hippie and needs to die.
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Well, if the rules disqualify you for any orgasm, yeah, I could see having sex being something of a disadvantage. At least, in terms of winning the contest.
I did watch the episode. I'm positive they had a discussion about sexual encounters outside of maturbation and whether they were allowed.
Eh, watch it again (I linked it in the first post). It doesn't state those guidelines, which is the source of my quandary.
Damn.
That concerns me, because I can see George, Elaine, Kramer, and Jerry conversing about the specifics of the contest, and I now have no idea where that memory comes from.
So I seem to recall this forum (I can't remember if it was SE++ or D&D) had this contest though the search feature has failed me and perhaps the thread was pruned or my variables suck.
At any rate, I was planning on creating this contest with some friends of mine, but we noticed the episode is unclear on how sex factors in. Does an active sex life disqualify you from the contest, or does sex != masturbation and hence fit into a different realm entirely.
For this question, I decided I must consult the denizens of SE++
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Well, if the rules disqualify you for any orgasm, yeah, I could see having sex being something of a disadvantage. At least, in terms of winning the contest.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I actually do not think they are all that bad.
Some people do. Most people do not.
However, everyone loves mashed potatoes. Anyone that doesn't should immediately die.
Do you see, now, why your analogy was a complete failure and that you should probably die along with anyone that doesn't like mashed potatoes?
Do you? Do you?!?!
Jerry did some weird, neurotic shit as well.
No, I don't like bloody menses sex.
I needed about 4 tissues
The analogy was sound in that some people like mashed potatoes, and others do not.
But you're right that anyone that doesn't like mashed potates is probably a hippie and needs to die.
what are you monkey
mormon?
Damn.
That concerns me, because I can see George, Elaine, Kramer, and Jerry conversing about the specifics of the contest, and I now have no idea where that memory comes from.
Sorry hon, not tonight.
I have to win an internet contest.
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Yeah, but he didn't really have a gimmick.
He had the "What's the deal with etc.", but that's mostly his stand-up persona.
I guess Elain didn't *really* have a gimmick either, but pretty much every other character on the show did.
Also, has anyone tried to calculate how many times they think they've done it in their entire lives?
I come up with about 4,500 :oops:
Why would you do that?
That's like trying to figure out how many times you ordered pizza?
Who cares, the real question is, when's the NEXT time I order pizza?
I'm looking at an average of once a day for 17 years which comes to 6,205. I'm a goddamned machine.
edit: sarukun, I'll be "ordering pizza" tonight.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
There's an "Orca Stacks" joke in there some where.
Damn, now I really want to eat pizza and masturbate.
I think I'm gunna make his thumbs fire into the air like little rockets..
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I was having the same thought, except "in diapers" changes to "in the womb."
That's... just... the way you phrased that...
it uh.... it sounded...
nevermind.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
okay, good
I wasn't the only one
How is that an average?
I was just coming to edit that but I was busy masturbating.
He meant "rough estimate".
OK.
Yeah. Emphasis on "rough." Because that's how I like it.
Makin' it into rawhide
Roast Beef'd
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Nice.