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So this morning I woke up, wasn't feeling so hot. Felt a bit nauseous and my bladder couldn't decide whether it was empty or not. Two hours later, it felt like I might have pulled a muscle in my back.
Forty minutes after that, stabbing persistent pain in my kidney and I am writhing on the floor trying to decide whether to call family or just dial 911.
Kidney stones! They kind of suck! I went from feeling moderately well to rating my pain at an 8 within an hour, and it was a completely consistent pain. No lulls, no spikes. Just hurt hurt hurt. Don't think I've ever felt that bad in my life. And it wasn't even necessarily life threatening!
Thank god for modern medicine and our wonderful array of pain medications.
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
he says there are only three things in the world that really hurt
Childbirth
chronic back pain
kidney stones
My Nurse said she's had women who swear childbirth was no big deal compared to their kidney stones. My stone is apparently only 4mm. A friend of my family just had one that was 10mm a month or so ago. I cannot even imagine
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
I don't know what the chances are of a random person having kidney stones but I feel like I ought to be having more cranberry juice or something, daily.
Also, I have no real pain to speak of, just constant joint aches throughout my arms, wrists, and hands, because I have hella joint laxity, and I'm finally doing something about it.
I'm pretty sure it alters my mental state at work, where it's the worst, such that it contributes noticeably to me now hating my job.
I had to have my appendix removed in January. It was unpleasant. Well, the removal was fine. It was really everything that led up to the removal that was unpleasant.
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
Nope! If I manage to catch the stone in the pee filters they gave me, the docs will analyze it and should be able to tell me why it formed. However I'd put big money on Diet & Exercise, as I have become a sad sack who only eats fast food and never leaves the house for the past 4 months.
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I honestly thought I was loosing my mind; I had a pretty bad sunburn all the way down my neck to my butt on the 4th, and it was starting to heal. Well at around 8 last night it starts to itch. Normal itch. Then that gets worse. Then that gets worse. 10 minutes in and I am going through waves of unbearably sharp itch-based pain ... like a feral cat is crawling up my back. Like I'm rolling over rolls of barbed wire. Everyone's looking at me like I'm crazy; I'd be fine for like half-a-minute then another wave would come over me and I'd be writhing on the floor again. Went on for like 3 hours, before 4 Ibuprofen and a heaping pile of Cortizone spray and aloe-lotion finally started to work it's magic, then it was another highly-uncomfortable hour before I finally just collapsed into sleep on the couch.
It wasn't until I googled it this morning that I realized this is a freak thing but a real thing. I however never wish to experience this ever, and will double up on my sunblock usage.
One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.
Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
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pretty cruddy and i can't afford to get 'em out so i am just gonna have to deal with it
I have all the problems of the body.
this is pretty much my entire mouth for the past five years
he says there are only three things in the world that really hurt
and he said it had no pain roof
i imagine that'd hurt
My Nurse said she's had women who swear childbirth was no big deal compared to their kidney stones. My stone is apparently only 4mm. A friend of my family just had one that was 10mm a month or so ago. I cannot even imagine
last week or so i woke up at like 5:30 am cause my gums were bumpin'
then my parents gave me some pain meds and that made things a bit better
hoo boy
me? I just bleed internally daily and have bad knees
I don't know what the chances are of a random person having kidney stones but I feel like I ought to be having more cranberry juice or something, daily.
emotionally, maybe a 2? i'm not a disgusting pillpopper like all of you
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I'm pretty sure it alters my mental state at work, where it's the worst, such that it contributes noticeably to me now hating my job.
ain't gonna forget that any time soon.
this happens to everybody, though
one time i crapped so hard that the poop literally exploded out of me.
this is referred to as a "butt bomb" by all the top scientists
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Nope! If I manage to catch the stone in the pee filters they gave me, the docs will analyze it and should be able to tell me why it formed. However I'd put big money on Diet & Exercise, as I have become a sad sack who only eats fast food and never leaves the house for the past 4 months.
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I also got two of my wisdom teeth removed without any charge, yay for European healthcare.
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Last night I had the sunburn itch from hell
I honestly thought I was loosing my mind; I had a pretty bad sunburn all the way down my neck to my butt on the 4th, and it was starting to heal. Well at around 8 last night it starts to itch. Normal itch. Then that gets worse. Then that gets worse. 10 minutes in and I am going through waves of unbearably sharp itch-based pain ... like a feral cat is crawling up my back. Like I'm rolling over rolls of barbed wire. Everyone's looking at me like I'm crazy; I'd be fine for like half-a-minute then another wave would come over me and I'd be writhing on the floor again. Went on for like 3 hours, before 4 Ibuprofen and a heaping pile of Cortizone spray and aloe-lotion finally started to work it's magic, then it was another highly-uncomfortable hour before I finally just collapsed into sleep on the couch.
It wasn't until I googled it this morning that I realized this is a freak thing but a real thing. I however never wish to experience this ever, and will double up on my sunblock usage.
Fuck sunburns, man.
I'd rate that at about a one.
Basically I don't even know what it's like to not have mouth pain anymore. I don't think I have a single good tooth
I've kind of gotten used to it although sometimes it kills me
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