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Rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10

RingoRingo Registered User regular
edited July 2011 in Social Entropy++
So this morning I woke up, wasn't feeling so hot. Felt a bit nauseous and my bladder couldn't decide whether it was empty or not. Two hours later, it felt like I might have pulled a muscle in my back.

Forty minutes after that, stabbing persistent pain in my kidney and I am writhing on the floor trying to decide whether to call family or just dial 911.

Kidney stones! They kind of suck! I went from feeling moderately well to rating my pain at an 8 within an hour, and it was a completely consistent pain. No lulls, no spikes. Just hurt hurt hurt. Don't think I've ever felt that bad in my life. And it wasn't even necessarily life threatening!

Thank god for modern medicine and our wonderful array of pain medications.

So, SE++ tell me about your pain.

Where does it hurt

Ringo on
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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    wisdom teeth

    pretty cruddy and i can't afford to get 'em out so i am just gonna have to deal with it

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm feeling a little sluggish and tired today.

    I have all the problems of the body.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    wisdom teeth

    pretty cruddy and i can't afford to get 'em out so i am just gonna have to deal with it

    this is pretty much my entire mouth for the past five years

  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    just the other day I put a piece of a really hot cooked potato in my mouth. that was unpleasant

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I was doing ok then I read the op

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    a friend of mine is an emergency room doctor

    he says there are only three things in the world that really hurt
    • Childbirth
    • chronic back pain
    • kidney stones

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  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm feeling a little sluggish and tired today.

    I have all the problems of a baby.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User
    edited July 2011
    what was that one thing pony had in his spine

    and he said it had no pain roof

    i imagine that'd hurt

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    a friend of mine is an emergency room doctor

    he says there are only three things in the world that really hurt
    • Childbirth
    • chronic back pain
    • kidney stones

    My Nurse said she's had women who swear childbirth was no big deal compared to their kidney stones. My stone is apparently only 4mm. A friend of my family just had one that was 10mm a month or so ago. I cannot even imagine

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    wisdom teeth

    pretty cruddy and i can't afford to get 'em out so i am just gonna have to deal with it

    this is pretty much my entire mouth for the past five years

    last week or so i woke up at like 5:30 am cause my gums were bumpin'

    then my parents gave me some pain meds and that made things a bit better

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    loneliness is exactly like giving birth to a kidney stone through your spinal cord im pretty sure

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    my old man has had stones develop for most of his life

    hoo boy

    me? I just bleed internally daily and have bad knees

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Any idea what caused them, Ringo?

  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Holy shit, that sounds awful :(.

    I don't know what the chances are of a random person having kidney stones but I feel like I ought to be having more cranberry juice or something, daily.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    physically, nothing. i am perfect

    emotionally, maybe a 2? i'm not a disgusting pillpopper like all of you

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    my asshole hurts if i shit too fast

  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I got a stone once out of nowhere like 9 years ago and it fucking sucked. Got some good pain killers from the doc after that though.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Also, I have no real pain to speak of, just constant joint aches throughout my arms, wrists, and hands, because I have hella joint laxity, and I'm finally doing something about it.

    I'm pretty sure it alters my mental state at work, where it's the worst, such that it contributes noticeably to me now hating my job.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I was sleeping in a hotel room in Paris one night when my room mate's appendix burst.

    ain't gonna forget that any time soon.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Had a killer headache this morning. I had gone to bed without my customary nicotine patch. Felt like I was getting hit in the head with every pulse.

  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Also, for me: abscessed tooth. There is no greater pain, other than perhaps a kidney stone.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my asshole hurts if i shit too fast

    this happens to everybody, though

    one time i crapped so hard that the poop literally exploded out of me.

    this is referred to as a "butt bomb" by all the top scientists

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
  • Magus`Magus` Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I was stabbed by Father Christmas.

  • [Michael][Michael] Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I had to have my appendix removed in January. It was unpleasant. Well, the removal was fine. It was really everything that led up to the removal that was unpleasant.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my asshole hurts if i shit too fast

    this happens to everybody, though

    one time i crapped so hard that the poop literally exploded out of me.

    this is referred to as a "butt bomb" by all the top scientists

    or a pip post by top forumers

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my asshole hurts if i shit too fast

    this happens to everybody, though

    one time i crapped so hard that the poop literally exploded out of me.

    this is referred to as a "butt bomb" by all the top scientists

    or a pip post by top forumers

    fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my asshole hurts if i shit too fast

    this happens to everybody, though

    one time i crapped so hard that the poop literally exploded out of me.

    this is referred to as a "butt bomb" by all the top scientists

    or a pip post by top forumers

    DAMN SON

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The Sneak! wrote: »
    Any idea what caused them, Ringo?

    Nope! If I manage to catch the stone in the pee filters they gave me, the docs will analyze it and should be able to tell me why it formed. However I'd put big money on Diet & Exercise, as I have become a sad sack who only eats fast food and never leaves the house for the past 4 months.

    Depression - Always finding new and interesting ways to fuck you up

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I haven't been to a hospital as a patient since I was four or five.

    I also got two of my wisdom teeth removed without any charge, yay for European healthcare.

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm looking forward to getting a heart valve replacement in the next 5-10 years. I hear that's pleasant, and if you sit up in bed quickly or twist or whatever that your ribcage pops where they broke you open. D:

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my asshole hurts if i shit too fast

    this happens to everybody, though

    one time i crapped so hard that the poop literally exploded out of me.

    this is referred to as a "butt bomb" by all the top scientists

    or a pip post by top forumers

    fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Weird that this thread just came up.

    Last night I had the sunburn itch from hell

    I honestly thought I was loosing my mind; I had a pretty bad sunburn all the way down my neck to my butt on the 4th, and it was starting to heal. Well at around 8 last night it starts to itch. Normal itch. Then that gets worse. Then that gets worse. 10 minutes in and I am going through waves of unbearably sharp itch-based pain ... like a feral cat is crawling up my back. Like I'm rolling over rolls of barbed wire. Everyone's looking at me like I'm crazy; I'd be fine for like half-a-minute then another wave would come over me and I'd be writhing on the floor again. Went on for like 3 hours, before 4 Ibuprofen and a heaping pile of Cortizone spray and aloe-lotion finally started to work it's magic, then it was another highly-uncomfortable hour before I finally just collapsed into sleep on the couch.

    It wasn't until I googled it this morning that I realized this is a freak thing but a real thing. I however never wish to experience this ever, and will double up on my sunblock usage.

    Fuck sunburns, man.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    My whole body is sore because I fell asleep on a cement floor on the 4th

    I'd rate that at about a one.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    wisdom teeth

    pretty cruddy and i can't afford to get 'em out so i am just gonna have to deal with it

    this is pretty much my entire mouth for the past five years

    last week or so i woke up at like 5:30 am cause my gums were bumpin'

    then my parents gave me some pain meds and that made things a bit better

    Basically I don't even know what it's like to not have mouth pain anymore. I don't think I have a single good tooth

    I've kind of gotten used to it although sometimes it kills me

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    well now I'm at about a 9 which is what it feels like to get taken to the own zone

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Rate your burn on a scale from 1 to 10.

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I'm going to just stay out of this.

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