Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

Keith

Legba wrote: »

I do have a lottery ticket for Saturday.

Anything could happen.

zucchini

I got an email today from Best-Penis. Disappointed that it was spam and not my Satan.

Keith

how do I become a judge

Legba

Keith wrote:

Legba wrote: »

I do have a lottery ticket for Saturday.

Anything could happen.

:winky:

Moriveth

Man if I was rich I'd be irresponsibly generous with my gifting

You get a car! The cat gets a car!

End

but I don't even have a cat!

Moriveth

You do now!

Keith

Seriously. I would blow through millions of dollars in a week just getting presents/giving money to friends and family

Tox

If I won an inordinately large amount of money, I'd spend a ton of it getting every member of my family out of anything even resembling any kind of debt.

Oh hey mom, you know how you still have a couple of years left on your mortgage? Not anymore. Oh hey dad your truck is paid off now, by the way. Hey sis, here's $50K, put your kids through college in 15 years when they graduate high school.

Then I'd buy a house and just invest the rest in a long term, low risk investment of some kind and live on about $50K a year or so.

Weaver

My extended family would get nothing.

Already a bunch of vultures as it is.

Keith

I would buy myself some love

Sweeney Tom

Keith wrote:

Seriously. I would blow through millions of dollars in a week just getting presents/giving money to friends and family

I would do this too, only I wouldn't even last a week.

If I was lucky, it would last more than a day.

Tox

Weaver wrote:

My extended family would get nothing.

Already a bunch of vultures as it is.

Yeah my parents families are both pretty bad about that stuff. Which is why I would flatly require anybody who is not one-step related to me to have to go through the relevant parent first.

Except my grandmother, she gets all her bills paid.

Legba

I've got a plan for up to and including 9 million kr. Anything over that is for blowing on Christmas presents.

This week's pot is 110 million.

One of you may be the luckiest Satanee ever.

Spoiler:

Probably not though.

ThreeCubed

My budget for my person is not much, but I'm a pretty good online bargain hunter, so I think his/her/its haul is decent.

Janson

Tox wrote:

If I won an inordinately large amount of money, I'd spend a ton of it getting every member of my family out of anything even resembling any kind of debt.

Oh hey mom, you know how you still have a couple of years left on your mortgage? Not anymore. Oh hey dad your truck is paid off now, by the way. Hey sis, here's $50K, put your kids through college in 15 years when they graduate high school.

Then I'd buy a house and just invest the rest in a long term, low risk investment of some kind and live on about $50K a year or so.

This is my plan, too

Janson

Margarazzi wrote:

My budget for my person is not much, but I'm a pretty good online bargain hunter, so I think his/her/its haul is decent.

:^:

Some of my favourite presents from people have cost very little money

Magus`

If I got a shitton of money, I'd do that not just for my family, but like a dozen people here on the forums.

It's a nice feeling.

Stale

Satanee's first shipment is delivered.


Go check your damn mail Satanee.

BEAST!

I'll check when I get home from work.

Please be cancer, please be cancer, please be cancer.

Stale

It's not you.


and it's not cancer.

Kochikens

Well it ain't me because shipping doesn't get to Canada that fast ever.

Stale

Maybe I ordered it from inside your frozen tundra


Maybe I'm tricky

SenorTacos

It's so tempting to get my satan these wands.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/eab7/

Aphostile

Kochi, maybe he ordered something from you that you will deliver to yourself when you get home.

CHECK YOUR POCKETS!

Kochikens

Stale wrote:

Maybe I ordered it from inside your frozen tundra


Maybe I'm tricky

I'm prettysure all you'd send me for Christmas would be bugs, anyways.



And then I'd ignore them for a month.

Stale

Kochikens wrote: »

Stale wrote:

Maybe I ordered it from inside your frozen tundra


Maybe I'm tricky

I'm prettysure all you'd send me for Christmas would be bugs, anyways.



And then I'd ignore them for a month.

What if I sent you a new job

and

elves

Kochikens

By elves do you mean more contract QA testers to abuse?

Yes please

Stale

We call them minions here in the states

Kusuguttai

neville wrote: »

you need TWO TVs?
You fascist. Get the fuck out.

i just need one i just wanted to hammer home the point of 'i want a 42 inch 1080p'

Butters

I'd rather be the satanee of Stale from 4 years ago.

Kusuguttai

i really wish someone i knew was in a really good band so i can make them name their first album 'tiny chicken waiters from lesser chicken houses because its the only thing i've ever said that was worth anything

Stale

Butters wrote: »

I'd rather be the satanee of Stale from 4 years ago.

So would I

Sweeney Tom

18 gifts planned for my Satanee now (!)

On the plus side, 3 of them I already have, so I plan to ship them soon and buy the other 15 or so in the future. And even if I don't, I already have $172 worth of presents that definitely will reach my Satanee!

The holidays always get me feeling extra generous for some reason

Kusuguttai

Sweeney Tom wrote: »

18 gifts planned for my Satanee now (!)

On the plus side, 3 of them I already have, so I plan to ship them soon and buy the other 15 or so in the future. And even if I don't, I already have $172 worth of presents that definitely will reach my Satanee!

The holidays always get me feeling extra generous for some reason

is it me i could use some shit

MetroidZoid

Goddamn you fast people are putting us deliberate procrastinators to shame.

Gatsby

Blake T wrote: »

Langly do you also like stop signs?

The perfect present.

Lost Salient

My Satanee does have their first gift en route but I opted for slowass shipping to save dollar bills. This also gives me time to collect other sundry parts of the gift and mail them as well. Hopefully everything will arrive at around the same time.

Kusuguttai

It's not even thanksgiving. Calm down, people

Kochikens

Thanksgiving is long gone, buddy.