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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    fuck it, lets sign up for match.com

    what should my username be

    TheBat? TheBat69? TheBatSixtyNineSpecial? That one sounds good.

    MembersOnly

    MembersOnly69

    ReservationsAtDorsia

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote:
    fuck it, lets sign up for match.com

    what should my username be

    TheBat? TheBat69? TheBatSixtyNineSpecial? That one sounds good.

    MembersOnly

    MembersOnly69

    ReservationsAtDorsia

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO_15bcZTq8

    Which would be this, if anyone wanted to listen to it.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    no really, i actually care and this username is too dorky. My OkCupid one is also dorky but at least it calls me a rich gentleman.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Who else had one of these?

    RobieBank.jpg

    Let's talk about how they were cool.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Honestly, MembersOnly and ReservationAtDorsia both make me laugh so much that I am prob going to pick one or the other.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Who else had one of these?

    RobieBank.jpg

    Let's talk about how they were cool.

    dude was robie always all about the benjamins....?

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    no really, i actually care and this username is too dorky. My OkCupid one is also dorky but at least it calls me a rich gentleman.

    ScroogeMcFuck?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Who else had one of these?

    RobieBank.jpg

    Let's talk about how they were cool.

    I didn't have one.

    But I remember thinking they were cool.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Yeah, I played with that little coin eating robot whenever I went to Radio Shack, but I never had one myself.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    My unofficial Halloween Recession Metric tells me that the economy is picking up!

    Costumes were mostly store-bought, and far more elaborate than last year. Last year, there were few kids and the costumes were almost all homemade.
    Candy was prevalent, and not the cheap stuff.
    The neighborhood was busy.
    Lots of young kids with parents.

    All good signs!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I only care about the robot that helped me play Gyromite.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Man... it turned into twenty years ago all of a sudden

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ&feature=related

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    my neighborhood was busier than it has ever been, but that's not much of a metric, because when I moved here the economy was up up up (locally), and this neighborhood was dead.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote:
    My unofficial Halloween Recession Metric tells me that the economy is picking up!

    Costumes were mostly store-bought, and far more elaborate than last year. Last year, there were few kids and the costumes were almost all homemade.
    Candy was prevalent, and not the cheap stuff.
    The neighborhood was busy.
    Lots of young kids with parents.

    All good signs!

    Candy Confidence Index is up!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    Oh Fozzy, you and your bad jokes have been timeless.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Yup, since match lets you do a quick search for free there isn't really anyone near me that even is interesting. I have okcupid works well and e-harmony thinks I am unloveable.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Yup, since match lets you do a quick search for free there isn't really anyone near me that even is interesting. I have okcupid works well and e-harmony thinks I am unloveable.

    match.com has a ton of cute girls. it's far different than okc here. which surprises me overall.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Oh Fozzy, you and your bad jokes have been timeless.

    Wakka wakka wakka!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    Shut up Chanus. That's their word. How dare you use it!

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    Match.com was the biggest waste of money I've ever spent.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Damn, ReservationAtDor is all I can get in there. Damn.

    OnTheLastCastle on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Match.com was the biggest waste of money I've ever spent.

    Free search, no one interesting no money and the fake profile went boom.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    mazzy you're not unlovable

    You're untamable

    you stallion

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    it said the name was in use and recommended this "EnchantingClimber"

    what

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    match.com has been trying to get someone to use enchantingclimber for a decade.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    To be fair, you are a pretty enchanting climber, Castle.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i've only ever bothered with okc and it has been wildly successful

    i really recommend people live in a big city, especially one with a few colleges

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    it said the name was in use and recommended this "EnchantingClimber"

    what

    The name you have chosen is mildly ridiculous...

    ...hang on. We can do better...

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    what is your metric of success though

    hookups or longterm relationships

    some people are looking for one or the other

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote:
    what is your metric of success though

    hookups or longterm relationships

    some people are looking for one or the other

    well, i have had a bunch of hookups

    and two kind of relationships? granted neither of them lasted very long but i ended both of them, because i ended up being dissatisfied with the lady

    it is definitely not just people looking to hook up

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    I kind of want the acoustic version to be my wedding song.

    This would be mine, likely:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7M3IFJSVA
    Damn, ReservationAtDor is all I can get in there. Damn.

    ReservedAtDor*

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Man, I really want to freak my friend out from grad school who is on okc right now.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I went with RezAtDorsia

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Lud one of my best friends met his wife through OKCupid while in Japan.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    put so much work into my film class journal this weekend

    teacher doesn't show

    OLJSNEDG:LOJSNDH:Ln

    It was posted so I'm a dumbass for showing up but that was annoying

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    Ludious wrote:
    what is your metric of success though

    hookups or longterm relationships

    some people are looking for one or the other

    Between PoF and OKC, I've found two long term relationships and one fuck buddy.

    With Match.com and EHarmony, I wasted a lot of money on a couple first dates and nothing more.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Man, I really want to freak my friend out from grad school who is on okc right now.

    So easy:

    1)Fake profile
    2)"Hey, I'm interested"
    3)Start talking about specific life events not yet mentioned

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    great sea urchin ceviche

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