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Wrestling: From Planet Funk, THE FUNKASAURUS

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    Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    Oh god, that's such an amazing mod.

    Smackdown was a bit up and down. The midcard filler wasn't too interesting (Hornswoggle is the worst, I feel sorry for Slater and booking a squash Mahal/Sheamus match a week in advance is ridiculous) but everything involving Daniel Bryan and Mark Henry was fantastic. I loved Bryan's little "why are you friends with her?" question to AJ (referring to Alicia Fox) and the way he screamed to the ref to start counting when Show was outside the ring. Meanwhile Mark Henry was great on commentary, putting over Bryan and Show more than either of the professional commentators and constantly pointing out how crap Cole is.

    Most importantly, despite the piped in crowd noise, Smackdown comes across like a far more professional show than Raw and that probably comes down to the fact that Vince meddles with Raw right up until the show starts but mostly ignores Smackdown.

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    Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    Henry was superb on the mic, when Bryan kicked out of the spear Henry absolutely got over the idea that Bryan is a top level competitor whereas Cole would just have been screaming "Noooooooooooooooooo how did he do it" into the microphone.

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    LuxLux Registered User regular
    It was great because someone FINALLY shot down Michael Cole hard enough for him to stop.

    "If you say one more word, I'm gonna slap the taste out of your mouth."
    "Yes sir."

    That never happens with King or Josh.

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    Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    I am a bit worried about the direction they are going to take Bryan now, it does seem a bit of a Christian re-tread. Not that I object to Christian but that I think it will be a bit stale.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    Henry was superb on the mic, when Bryan kicked out of the spear Henry absolutely got over the idea that Bryan is a top level competitor whereas Cole would just have been screaming "Noooooooooooooooooo how did he do it" into the microphone.

    I liked that. I like when heels know to put over their opponents in promos and other mic-work, because if/when they win it comes off as more impressive than squeaking out a victory over someone they've been lambasting as pathetic for weeks. But yeah, I was pleasantly surprised when Bryan kicked out at Henry put him over without a trace of sarcasm.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Drew's burial marches on.
    Cant wait till he loses to swagger next week. Then Gillberg at the RR.

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    Former WWE star Chyna is filming a new adult movie called “Ring Queen” that will be a pro wrestling parody. The movie, produced by Vivid Video, will feature a wrestling ring, a Titantron and many stars parodied including Stephanie McMahon. The movie is scheduled for a March release.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote:
    Slater jobbing to Hornswaggle is great.

    You know Vince thinks you're total shit if he makes you do that.

    Luckily, Slater is shit. So I'm okay with it.

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    I am a bit worried about the direction they are going to take Bryan now, it does seem a bit of a Christian re-tread. Not that I object to Christian but that I think it will be a bit stale.

    I think it's fine for him to act that way while he's facing Big Show and Mark Henry when they are way bigger than him, but once he gets normal sized opponents he needs to be the cocky heel who really is better than the people he's facing. I am so excited for when he yells "I have 'til five referee."

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    KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    Former WWE star Chyna is filming a new adult movie called “Ring Queen” that will be a pro wrestling parody. The movie, produced by Vivid Video, will feature a wrestling ring, a Titantron and many stars parodied including Stephanie McMahon. The movie is scheduled for a March release.

    She's not bitter about anything at all, is she?

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    No way, that is crazy talk.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    well I know i'm buying that

    oh wait no

    I am doing the opposite of that

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    LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Kreutz wrote:
    Former WWE star Chyna is filming a new adult movie called “Ring Queen” that will be a pro wrestling parody. The movie, produced by Vivid Video, will feature a wrestling ring, a Titantron and many stars parodied including Stephanie McMahon. The movie is scheduled for a March release.

    She's not bitter about anything at all, is she?

    Well, at least this means she's given up her campaign to be rehired by WWE.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I just read that WWE ran a house show yesterday about an hour away from me but I couldn't have gone to it due to my work schedule. On the plus side I just found out I can still see Ryder at Wizard World con on the 28th this month, but of course I have a 12 hour midnight shift the same day. Gotta stock up on energy drinks.

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    Alistair HuttonAlistair Hutton Dr EdinburghRegistered User regular
    Magell wrote:
    I am a bit worried about the direction they are going to take Bryan now, it does seem a bit of a Christian re-tread. Not that I object to Christian but that I think it will be a bit stale.

    I think it's fine for him to act that way while he's facing Big Show and Mark Henry when they are way bigger than him, but once he gets normal sized opponents he needs to be the cocky heel who really is better than the people he's facing. I am so excited for when he yells "I have 'til five referee."

    That's what I'm worried about, I don't think they are going to take DB that way. I think they are going to turn him into the utterly over cocky heel who DQ wins out of the wazoo until he finally gets the beating he deserves.

    I mean, that's good wrestling story 101 structure but we've just seen that with Christian, it would be a retread.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I see no harm in retreads if they're really good storylines, have new performers evolving the gag, and touch on it happening before. If someone went, "This isn't the first time someone has won a belt and turned into a jackass." Then Christian and Otunga walked and told Bryan to not say a single word to his accuser, that would be great.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    well I know i'm buying that

    oh wait no

    I am doing the opposite of that

    downloading it illegally?

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    well I know i'm buying that

    oh wait no

    I am doing the opposite of that

    star in it?

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    He obviously directed it guys

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Chris Jericho worked at the WWE live event in Tyler, Texas this weekend. Jericho came out and was doing the same silent antics he pulled during his return on Raw this past Monday night.

    Jericho was about to speak at one point, but was interrupted by David Otunga. Otunga told Jericho that his flashing jacket was too loud and could cause seizures. Otunga told Jericho that John Laurinaitis ordered him to remove it.

    This lead to the first action of any kind for Jericho since his WWE comeback, as he did take the jacket off, but then immediately put Otunga in the Walls Of Jericho submission hold. After that, Jericho worked the crowd a bit more and left.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    So I just found out that one of my co-worker's sister is currently dating Jerry Lawler. Would I be a bad person if I asked him for some free Mania tickets?

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    Is your co-worker's sister 13 or under?

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    KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    wirehead26 wrote:
    So I just found out that one of my co-worker's sister is currently dating Jerry Lawler. Would I be a bad person if I asked him for some free Mania tickets?

    The worst he could do is slap you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l_Xm8GQW14

    (NSFW)

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    He obviously directed it guys

    produced it, actually

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Is your co-worker's sister 13 or under?

    Haha no, she's in her 20's.

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    All jokes aside, probably ask her if she's going before anything else, try to work your way in that way.

    edit:
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    Jeff Hardy says hello from TNA Genesis.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Gunner just beat RVD cleanly at the PPV tonight, including Van Dam doing a stretcher job at the end.

    See you on Raw pothead.

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    SpoochSpooch Registered User regular
    From that picture it's hard to believe he's clean

    Assuming direct control O-O
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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I'm starting to think it is just long term psychosis.

    edit: I think TNA provides stretchers to RAW or WWE PPVs at a low rate, didn't Booker T or Nash use one last year?

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    All jokes aside, probably ask her if she's going before anything else, try to work your way in that way.

    edit:
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    Jeff Hardy says hello from TNA Genesis.

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    FCW star Antonio Cesaro (the former Claudio Castagnoli) debuted on the road with the main WWE roster at Friday night's RAW live event in Jackson, Mississippi. Cesaro teamed with Michael McGillicutty and lost a squash to Mason Ryan and Alex Riley. The same match happened at Saturday's live event in Tyler, Texas. Cesaro is likely on an evaluation tour with the main roster, like Seth Rollins was the week before. Rollins defeated Tyson Kidd in three matches.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Although I'd love to see Hero come in with him, I'm sure Claudio will still do well in a singles role. Nothing wrong with being an 80s style generic foreign heel either so long as it's done right, and I know Castagnolli can pull it off.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    So in the last 2 TNA PPVs, Robert Roode, TNA's main champ, retained his belt in both PPV main events

    Last month, by a draw, and the one that just ended, by DQ

    People who paid $80 total to see a great title match waited till the end of the show, both times, to be fucked over by BS finishes that WWE normally does on free TV so you can buy a PPV with the promise that at least then you'll get a legit finish

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    I hear what you are saying, but you do realize he's a heel, and that the last match was pretty good despite the finish, right? Heels don't exactly win clean, it is kind of part of being a heel.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    eh dq finishes don't really bother me most of the time

    and I don't really see why people get super upset by them

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    If it was 3-4 months from now and the guy had won by nothing but DQs during PPVs and weeklies, I could see that being really annoying. Having said that, I'm generally more of a fan of heels that are great wrestlers who win matches clean on a ppv or two and also are assholes. Not, the only way they win is by cheating.

    But really, it is pro wrestling, that is part of the gimmick at this point with heels.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I hear what you are saying, but you do realize he's a heel, and that the last match was pretty good despite the finish, right? Heels don't exactly win clean, it is kind of part of being a heel.

    I know.

    He's done the same shit on Impact too. All the time.

    You would think that at least on a PPV, he could actually take it to a legit finish. Like holding tights I could understand and be OK with, or a low blow. But this is the second PPV in a row where he has successfully defended the belt on a BS finish. Why would people pay for that?

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I do like heels to win clean once in awhile as well, but again, in WWE or TNA or any wrestling fed for that matter I don't expect it. Heels win by being heels. This isn't somehow unique to TNA at all and WWE does it on PPVs as well as weeklies constantly.

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