Wrestling: From Planet Funk, THE FUNKASAURUS

Sweeney Tom

JERICHO

Sweeney Tom

AHAHAHHAHAHA HIS NEW ENTRANCE VIDEO IS JUST DIFFERENT CLIPS FROM LAST WEEK OF HIM SMILING AND SCREAMING "YEAH" WITH HIS CODEBREAKER THING FROM HIS LAST RETURN

Radius

hahaha, his titantron is just clips of him from last week.

Dyvim Tvar

I never even knew that there was a reason for the Sabato heel run. He just turned up and I was like "huh, it's that asshole." and then the BDK had a heel ref, so I forgave everything else because I love the heel ref gimmick.
I'm a fickle bastard like that. Much like I immediately forgave Lince Dorado when he brought those little score cards out to the ring for Jacob to hold up after every high spot.

I hope Jericho spends another ten minutes not speaking and clapping hands.
Purely because I feed on the tears of people who want to hear him promo.

kingworks

Next, he'll be trying to get them cheer in four part harmony.

Dogbone33

He is the puppet master.

Sweeney Tom

OH MY GOD I THINK HE'S DOING THE SAME THING AS LAST WEEK AHAHHAHAAHHAHHA

The Lovely Bastard

shit did I miss sonething amazing

kingworks

Fools.

Dogbone33

That jacket is amazing. I would wear that to weddings.

Radius

No, if you keep cheering him louder than everyone else he is going to keep doing this! The rest of us who have figured this out want to see where it is going.

kingworks

Um, posting is getting wonky. o_O

Sweeney Tom

The Lovely Bastard wrote:

shit did I miss sonething amazing

Brodus Clay is now in a Flash Funk gimmick

And yes, it's as perfect as you think

SarcasmoBlaster

Oh man, fake crying. He is going to crush people so hard when he turns.

Zen Vulgarity

Like, legit,

If you paid money for that you'd be pissed unless he's dark matching

Sweeney Tom

AHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHAH

The Lovely Bastard

did I miss jericho crying

what the hell

Dyvim Tvar

Ahahaha.
Next week he's going to wear a black and white striped polo neck and some white foundation.

Triple B

YES

Last week he parodies The Rock.

This week he parodies Hogan.

THIS IS AWESOME

kingworks

Next week he flips everyone off and drinks beers.

PwnanObrien

Tune in next week to see which emotion Jericho chooses to mock.

Sweeney Tom

Calling it

Next week, he's gonna come out, and after doing the faux-pandering to the crowd, he's gonna try and say something, then start laughing the entire time and walk out

PwnanObrien

Sweeney Tom wrote:

Calling it

Next week, he's gonna come out, and after doing the faux-pandering to the crowd, he's gonna try and say something, then start laughing the entire time and walk out

Zen Vulgarity

AHAAHAAHAHAHHAAHA

POOR ZACK RYDER

kingworks

I know I'd stop to change a tire if I was being chased by a psycho killer.

Sheesh.

SarcasmoBlaster

Where's Big O when you need him?

Hjorvarthr

and locking the doors of the vehicle

smart

smart

Triple B

Did Zack Ryder really just try to change a tire without jacking the car up first.

Dyvim Tvar

This week on "Super friends who make even great moves look shitty; Zak attempts to change a tire without Super Cena, fails."

PwnanObrien

This RAW is all over the place.

Quick reminder: This is a thing that happened in real life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upGRGQC9RDs

Hjorvarthr

the big question though


WILL EVE GET A SHOT AT THE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP

Htown

what is even happening

PwnanObrien

That title is so important to her that she ran out of the arena because of music.

"Hurry up Zack, hurry up and get me out of this title shot!"

Sweeney Tom

This has probably been the best Raw I've seen in at least a long time

Brodus Clay returns as Dr. Funkasaurus from Planet Funk
Jericho trolls an entire audience for the second week in a row
Masked Kane popping out from behind a door
D-Bry beating Kofi in less than a minute
Ryder trying to fix a tire while a masked psycho tries to catch him

God, this has been perfect, I don't even care how it ends

SarcasmoBlaster

Zack's a prudent man. Yeah, driving away could get him away from the psycho killer, but you drive on that flat tire too far and you could cause suspension damage. Best just to change in now, preferably with your girlfriend locked in the car.

Sweeney Tom

HE'S STILL FIXING THE FUCKING TIRE HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Hjorvarthr

Zack could have called a cab or asked someone for a ride

PwnanObrien

THIS IS WRESTLING
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Triple B

Man. At least he figured out he had to put the jack under the car first.

Dyvim Tvar

PwnanObrien wrote:

That title is so important to her that she ran out of the arena because of music.

"Hurry up Zack, hurry up and get me out of this title shot!"

From this point on Beth Phoenix comes out to every match with Kane's music, wearing his mask.
Goes undefeated for ten years.