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MMA 18: [MMA]rrested Development: UFC Supports Drunk Driving and Domestic Violence

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    UFC spreads monopoly worldwide by pushing the formation of the International MMA Federation.

    This guy is in charge: http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/August-Wallen-7539

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    B:L wrote: »
    UFC spreads monopoly worldwide by pushing the formation of the International MMA Federation.

    This guy is in charge: http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/August-Wallen-7539

    Awesome. I'm glad that the UFC are continuing the further MMA as an important international sport that can be respected and enjoyed by all. Because, frankly, no one else has the money or the balls to spread the sport the way that they can and will.
    Reverse Beel 8->

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    baahahah
    is there any way both these guys can lose?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QfdwNy1nRA

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    as satisfying as a double ko would be we'd just end up with an instant rematch and have to listen to months more of this crap

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    Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    Haha skip to my lou. I'm looking forward to the fight but man I don't want to hear them talk about it

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that went to a weird a place.

    Fuck off and die.
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I AM THEIR TEAM LEADER!

    THEY LOVE ME!

    Fuck off and die.
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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    The more I hear Jacksons fighters (Jones in particular) talk the more I stop listening, that whole camp reeks of arrogance.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I'm watching UFC 144 for the first time and holy shit it is so sweet.

    Pettis' head kick and Mark Hunt's straight smashing of Kongo was the best so far. And now, let's see what the main event has to offer.

    Fuck off and die.
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Oh God, how is that size difference even legal?

    Fuck off and die.
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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    Picks for Saturday folks?

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Pickett via sub (probably a guillotine)
    Maguire via sub
    Siver via KO (liver implosion)
    Bahadurdaduzaduhaduahzua via KO
    Sakara via decision
    Gustaffson via KO

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Stann via PTSD

    Demarques Johnson via reverse racism

    Papy Abedi via win or get a real job

    Simeon Thoreson via sacrificial lamb. This guy is gonna be the Michael Bisping of lutefisk.

    Paulo Thiago via state terrorism

    Diego Nuñes via not being scared (homey?)

    Gustafson via straight punches

    For kicks, Diabate via violence

    Fuck off and die.
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    lost it at stan via ptsd

    will read the rest of the post when i recover

    i fucking love you, ebel

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    The weigh-ins in Sweden just finished up. Alexander got a great reaction from the crowd. Thiago got a few boos though. Suddenly they cheered him on once he made weight though :D

    Siver looked really drawn out, the new cut seems to be taking a toll on him

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Siver was already thick with muscle as a light weight, so the change of weight class doesn't really achieve anything. I expect he's going to gas from throwing high volume punches with no hip to them, and like some latter day Cro Cop, look for a knock out that's never going to come.

    The only real job he can have in the UFC is to beat up BJJ masters with delusions of striking, but he has a spinning back kick to the liver knock out so WOO SIVER!

    Numbersname, I save all my internet moxie for this thread exclusively.

    Fuck off and die.
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    baahahah
    is there any way both these guys can lose?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QfdwNy1nRA

    2:10 to 2:40

    WTF, Jones. You sound like a cult leader. Why are you MAKING ME LIKE RASHAD EVANS. WHY.

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    i hate jon jones

    so much

    so fucking much

    have been. filled with hate. for. so. long. share. my . raaageeeee.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Huh, I didn't know GSP was working on Square-Enix's True Crime HKSleeping Dogs game.

    http://bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/04/13/georges-st-pierre-teams-up-with-video-game-publishing-giants-square-enix-19370.html


    Looking at their NSFW trailer:
    The game is in good hands.

    Edit: Preorder bonuses: http://www.sleepingdogs.net/blog/Sleeping-Dogs-Preorder

    GSP DLC needs more GSP.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i like the part where he faked me the fuck out

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    I just can't listen to Jones.

    He's such a good fighter, but god he is such awful people

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    so it turns out the lauzons are better jiu jitsu teachers than youtube is

    who knew

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    so it turns out the lauzons are better jiu jitsu teachers than youtube is

    who knew

    When Trickle said he learned Jiu Jitsu from youtube all I heard was I'm going to lose.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    The Primetime episode for the Rashad vs Jones fight puts them both in a better light. It's hard to hate on someone when you see them playing around with their kids

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Jon Jones went straight to creepy uncle territory for me and I yelled in anger and disgust when he made his daughters talk about how he spanks them hard. Hate flows so easily for me, though.

    Fuck off and die.
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Meh, they're both probably alright. Seems like this rivalry has brought the worst out of both of them so hopefully it's settled soon.

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    LouieLouie Registered User regular
    Ultimate fighter is making me like Cruz more, don't know if that's just the way they are editing it though, guy seems really sound.

    Going to miss the prelims today as I'm off to a screening of the avengers, are they watchable after they have aired (I am recording the main card from ESPN)?

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    Meh, they're both probably alright. Seems like this rivalry has brought the worst out of both of them so hopefully it's settled soon.

    Yeah, it'a not like it matters much anyway. As long there's a fight at the end, they can say what ever.

    Fuck off and die.
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Louie wrote: »
    Ultimate fighter is making me like Cruz more, don't know if that's just the way they are editing it though, guy seems really sound.

    I didn't like Cruz before this season of TUF but he's come across really well.

    Also I want to be best friends with Jon Jones' brother.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    I had no opinion on Cruz (as a person) at all before TUF but I like him well enough nowadays

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    molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Just a reminder that todays UFC starts on facebook in 3 hours. It's a daytime event for those in America. Didn't want that to catch anyone off guard!

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    moleface wrote: »
    Just a reminder that todays UFC starts on facebook in 3 hours. It's a daytime event for those in America. Didn't want that to catch anyone off guard!

    So it's starting around now?

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Appears so, its live on facebook now.

    Also love the thread title :^:

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    I really like Jason Young, he needs this win though, or he'll be cut.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    Also, is the stream shitty for anyone else?

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Looks fine for me, and yeah Young is definitely the more exciting fighter here

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    looks like the writing is on the wall here

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Weak guard, guy.

    Fuck off and die.
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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    The ref stood them up after 2 seconds there.

    What the hell

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