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Ah did naht hit her! Ah did naht! Oh, hai [Chat]!

RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
Jacob's nominees are both offline, so I've decided to take action!

This is a [chat] dedicated to bad acting and silly lines.











But why do movies have all the fun? Video games can be just as silly!





And so can Anime!



So never forget the power of silly scenes in media to entertain!

Or else

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Huzzah!

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    You can't just DECIDE to start a [chat]

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    I made the best post about George Clooney and his pact with a demon to get good looks until he stops being such an awesome person, but the thread was locked. :|

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    @spool32

    I may have misunderstood the situation. Maybe he had Bell's palsy and he hid out until it went away?

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    1987 TV news from NZ, back when we had one channel. Laugh at our mid 1980s accents!

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    You guys were talking about Clooney?
    I think I might watch Good Night and Good Luck again.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/15/forbes-billionaire-list-rowling_n_1347176.html?ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
    'Forbes' Billionaire List: JK Rowling Drops From Billionaire To Millionaire Due To Charitable Giving

    Forbes, which has produced an annual list of billionaires for the past 25 years, said that the "Harry Potter" author dropped from billionaire to millionaire due to Britain's high taxes and her charitable giving.

    Rowling's called One Parent Families, a nonprofit that empowers single-parent households, one of her favorite causes, according to Looktothestars.org. The organization provides child-care services and helps parents discover new job and education opportunities. The writer also founded her own charity, Lumos, which helps institutionalized and disadvantaged children in Eastern Europe.

    “You have a moral responsibility when you’ve been given far more than you need, to do wise things with it and give intelligently," Rowling said, according to Mother Nature Network.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    terribad [chat]

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    I really like my new job. Besides all the usual stuff, it is pretty cool working in a high-wage high-benefits job making something that gets exported to China (among other places).

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I made the best post about George Clooney and his pact with a demon to get good looks until he stops being such an awesome person, but the thread was locked. :|

    There are forces working against you spreading the truth.

    Fight on.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    and biting political comedy, about female MPs, from 1983

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    oh i'm sorry let's make a chat about shitty music

    so podly can feel comfortable

    tyrannus on
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Red Bull Lan stream, why you have such shit audio?

    #SC2nerdproblems

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular


    Gotta go fast

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular


    Fuck, this is terrible.
    "Sometimes you've gotta Live Mas." This tagline is white even by my standards and I'm already whiter than sour cream.

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    oh i'm sorry let's make a chat about shitty music

    so podly can feel comfortable

    But I wasn't being condescending! I was saying it's about terribad stuff!

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/15/forbes-billionaire-list-rowling_n_1347176.html?ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
    'Forbes' Billionaire List: JK Rowling Drops From Billionaire To Millionaire Due To Charitable Giving

    Forbes, which has produced an annual list of billionaires for the past 25 years, said that the "Harry Potter" author dropped from billionaire to millionaire due to Britain's high taxes and her charitable giving.

    Rowling's called One Parent Families, a nonprofit that empowers single-parent households, one of her favorite causes, according to Looktothestars.org. The organization provides child-care services and helps parents discover new job and education opportunities. The writer also founded her own charity, Lumos, which helps institutionalized and disadvantaged children in Eastern Europe.

    “You have a moral responsibility when you’ve been given far more than you need, to do wise things with it and give intelligently," Rowling said, according to Mother Nature Network.

    If I were a billionaire, I would follow the lead of Murdoch and the Koch brothers and hijack myself a news network and political party, except I would use it to promote science-based policies and liberal social policies. I believe I could help a lot more people and do a lot more good that way than by giving it to charitable organizations.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Never make fun of taking a potato chip, and eating it.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    I really like my new job. Besides all the usual stuff, it is pretty cool working in a high-wage high-benefits job making something that gets exported to China (among other places).

    Thanks, Obama.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Also don't forget this one

  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    oh i'm sorry let's make a chat about shitty music

    so podly can feel comfortable

    But I wasn't being condescending! I was saying it's about terribad stuff!

    look I need to get my sass on or I don't get paid by Organichu for posting here

    and you popped up on my radar!

  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    fucking gabon

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    dubstep is so bad

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    I wish I knew somebody named Mark

    so I could ohaimark all the time

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Some of the voice acting I'm running into in Tales of Graces is p bad.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular

    This one genuinely made me laugh!

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Ah man, i feel like a butt. I forgot that simonwolf was in Australia... i redrew one of my prizes, which is a promo code, but I fear it only works for Americans... I told him he won. :|

    he won a gift he cannot claim. that must suck. :|

  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Lest you think hilariously terrible videogame dialogue/acting is a thing of the past, several lines in Heavy Rain sent me into uncontrollable laughing fits.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Jesus christ Sarksus from what level of hell did you dredge up this voice acting?!

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day.

    I will be mailing a $100 Bed, Bath and Beyond gift card to Tav in appreciation of the event.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    FUCK YOU, NEUTRINOS

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    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I wish I knew somebody named Mark

    so I could ohaimark all the time

    I wish I knew someone named John, for the same reason.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Elki's decided we're too common for him.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Isn't Amazon multinational?

    Spoiler:
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Jesus christ Sarksus from what level of hell did you dredge up this voice acting?!

    Internet level.

  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I AM PRETTY SURE THE POWER OF LOVE IS FASTER THAN LIGHT FERAL

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Isn't Amazon multinational?

    Sure. Brazil, Columbia, and Peru.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I get the feeling we need to fund the sciences in a big way in order to keep civilization going in a positive direction. The opinion that science is a waste of money is insane and yet it seems to attract a large following of breathtakingly stupid people.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
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