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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    jersey may be dirty but at least we have chris christie to keep us safe

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    Variable on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I am so fucking tired of coughing.
    its all that poisonous air up there
    come back down where its better
    Says the man moving to New Jersey.
    its only for a year!
    i will never call dirty jersey home
    i will never forsake the motherland like you have
    the bear is disappointed in you
    Yeah, well, soon, the bear is going to have two heads.

    Cali is on the way down, and Washington has at least... two good years after they collapse. Gotta make the most of the time I have.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    My brother's mother-in-law once got high on laughing gas in the back of a van with The Grateful Dead
    I'm not sure that "people who got high with The Grateful Dead" doesn't encompass a majority of "people who were alive in the 60s."
    Probably, but Penn mentioned TGD so I thought I'd share a story. You have something against stories, tough guy?
    I own the night, and I don't need no help. Gotta be the feeling that Scarface felt. Stuntin', go wild can't handle this player. Life of the club, arrogant, like, yeah.

    Come at me bro.
    Also, @Zombiemambo, ask me what I was doing the last time I listened to a Grateful Dead song in about... two years or so. The statute of limitations should be over by then.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
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    All of a sudden, Variable, you losing that weight makes a ton of sense.

    If Chris Christie was the first name that came to people's minds when they thought of fat Washingtonians, I'd probably be looking like Calista Flockhart within a couple of months. :bz

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    That is an annoying, pompous, loud mouthed, fat bastard.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    That is an annoying, pompous, loud mouthed, fat bastard.

    Most fatties are!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    It was embarrassing how little I knew about the panama canal before I caught a PBS documentary about it the other day.

    Which is to say I didn't know anything about it except that The Sneak did the hully-gully on it.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    It was embarrassing how little I knew about the panama canal before I caught a PBS documentary about it the other day.

    Which is to say I didn't know anything about it except that The Sneak did the hully-gully on it.

    I assume you know the Titanic was a real ship, though

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    It was embarrassing how little I knew about the panama canal before I caught a PBS documentary about it the other day.

    Which is to say I didn't know anything about it except that The Sneak did the hully-gully on it.

    I assume you know the Titanic was a real ship, though

    It'll be funny if those who didn't now think the love story in it is real as well.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    Easter has taken too many days away from finishing the stuff for the conference I am away to tomorrow. Not good.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Most fatties are!

    >:I

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    When I worked at a video store I once overheard an argument in which 2 women and a guy were fervently trying to convince one of my coworkers that The Notebook was a true story

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Kagera wrote:
    Most fatties are!

    >:I

    I kid I kid.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    It was embarrassing how little I knew about the panama canal before I caught a PBS documentary about it the other day.

    Which is to say I didn't know anything about it except that The Sneak did the hully-gully on it.

    I assume you know the Titanic was a real ship, though
    Yes but I guess I have a condition where every time I start to point and laugh at how dumb other people are I start thinking about how dumb I am and wallow in self-loathing.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    When I worked at a video store I once overheard an argument in which 2 women and a guy were fervently trying to convince one of my coworkers that The Notebook was a true story
    It's funny if they were trolling, scary if they were not.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Guys, did you know that Street Fighter is a true story?

    Based on a true story, Than. Everybody knows Stealth Boats aren't real.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Guys, did you know that Street Fighter is a true story?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    It was embarrassing how little I knew about the panama canal before I caught a PBS documentary about it the other day.

    Which is to say I didn't know anything about it except that The Sneak did the hully-gully on it.

    I assume you know the Titanic was a real ship, though
    Yes but I guess I have a condition where every time I start to point and laugh at how dumb other people are I start thinking about how dumb I am and wallow in self-loathing.

    Think how dumb the average person is and then remember that half of all people are dumber than that.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhOUyy4wbs
    what does the M stand for anyway
    have they ever said?

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    It's real to me dammit!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    what does the M stand for anyway
    have they ever said?
    The M stands for Mystery.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Guys, did you know that Street Fighter is a true story?

    Wait... that would mean that Cammy is a real person!!!

    !!!

    !!!

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhOUyy4wbs
    what does the M stand for anyway
    have they ever said?

    M. Bison was originally Balrog, the black boxer

    I think that should explain it quite well.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhOUyy4wbs
    what does the M stand for anyway
    have they ever said?
    Merryweather.

    Can you really blame him for becoming a homicidal dictator?

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhOUyy4wbs
    what does the M stand for anyway
    have they ever said?
    Merryweather.

    Can you really blame him for becoming a homicidal dictator?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    I have determined no matter how drunk I become, my writing is in no way ill-effected. How fortuitous.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    It was embarrassing how little I knew about the panama canal before I caught a PBS documentary about it the other day.

    Which is to say I didn't know anything about it except that The Sneak did the hully-gully on it.

    I assume you know the Titanic was a real ship, though
    Yes but I guess I have a condition where every time I start to point and laugh at how dumb other people are I start thinking about how dumb I am and wallow in self-loathing.

    maybe be less hostile to other people based on how well-informed they are on the subjects of your choosing

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    I have determined no matter how drunk I become, my writing is in no way ill-effected. How fortuitous.

    You just haven't gotten drunk enough.

    I am disappoint.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    I can see a bunch of [chat]ters in Ventrilo at this terrifying hour.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    M bison is the proto Putin

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    I have determined no matter how drunk I become, my writing is in no way ill-effected. How fortuitous.

    You just haven't gotten drunk enough.

    I am disappoint.

    I am quite drunk. However I haven't ingested that much alcohol. This is because of my extremely low BMI (Body Mass Index, a measurement of relative pound weight to height)

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Nevermind, they bailed.

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    Yeah whatever Kag-Er-A.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    what does the M stand for anyway
    have they ever said?
    The M stands for Mystery.

    there's street fighting in sue grafton novels?

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    Wow that Street fighter movie is grrrrrrrrrt!

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I have the bad/narcissistic habit of reading my old posts.

    One thread in particular is amusing to me today, a chat thread in which @Senjutsu discuss the merits of LG cellphones and @electricityliksme wonders whether getting a data plan would be worthwhile.

    It's amazing how much things have changed in that short time. We also made fun of the Australian Dollar beings worth dishwater and The Cat liking Supernatural.

    I described my mobile phone thus "k800 = breakfast" which reminds me of the other thing that happens when I read old posts - I have no idea why I said half the things I did.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i would never read my own posts goodness

    they're all terrible

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    It was embarrassing how little I knew about the panama canal before I caught a PBS documentary about it the other day.

    Which is to say I didn't know anything about it except that The Sneak did the hully-gully on it.

    I assume you know the Titanic was a real ship, though
    Yes but I guess I have a condition where every time I start to point and laugh at how dumb other people are I start thinking about how dumb I am and wallow in self-loathing.

    maybe be less hostile to other people based on how well-informed they are on the subjects of your choosing
    You seem hostile towards my hostility

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