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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Oh also 21st, Stitcher is a really good podcast app for ios and android

    i don't have a phone. i am a caveman, IRL.

    No-phone fistbump.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i assumed benarwhal felt horny

    because he is a narwhal

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Ugh, it seems like my mother may be developing a mild bipolar condition. Whatever that means

    My mom had something like that. Something about throwing her youth a
    Mim wrote: »
    I think I would kill half of [chat] right now to get a Betty Crocker cake in my mouth right now.

    It is very odd. I was just back with them about 7-8 weeks ago and everything seemed quite normal, but now it appears that my sister, brother (his wife too), one of her oldest friends and my father all think she is having super highs and super lows. The highs seem to be very high. She had a depressive incident last year and we thought she was seeing a psychiatrist about it but it turns out she was just seeing a normal GP and counsellor. Now we are wondering how to convince her to self refer to a psychiatrist

    Sorry to hear that, keep trying. My mom went through something similar for the first 15ish years of my life. Was not fun but has gotten better. :D

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Hey [chat] so




    When someone says "I would hypothetically kill (portion) of [chat] for (x)" I want assurance that I will be in the spared group

    you won't be

    does that make you feel better

    I mean at least you're not wondering, "What happens when Ludious goes mad with power?"

    Well, it'll be quick. But it -will- -be-.

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Election was a great movie. I need to watch it again.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    ugh did vanilla eat my joke

    fuck you vanilla i'm posting it again
    i assumed benarwhal felt horny because he is a narwhal

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Mim wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    meem we must share an apartment so I can make the yummy foods you need

    I'd need to check the expiration date on all the products first before you baked them, CC :p<3

    that happened once

    and I have made so many delicious things, you don't even know

    Captain Carrot on
    The Political Wonk answers your questions on politics and history every day!
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    also btw the narwhal's horn is in fact, a tooth!

    themoreyouknow.jpg

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    I have guns, MREs to last 20 years, and enough iodine to halogen treat water indefinitely. Come with me if you want to live.

    My message to Ludious on his coronation day? Come get some.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I love writing stuff on paper.

    Wrote all my papers by hand first.

    You know why?

    Because FUCK YOU that's why.

    Damn straight. I do all my most productive work on paper then transcribe it to the PC later.

    Incenjucar on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Hey [chat] so




    When someone says "I would hypothetically kill (portion) of [chat] for (x)" I want assurance that I will be in the spared group

    you won't be

    does that make you feel better

    I mean at least you're not wondering, "What happens when Ludious goes mad with power?"

    Well, it'll be quick. But it -will- -be-.

    you've

    you've thought about this

    haven't you

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I think I would kill half of [chat] right now to get a Betty Crocker cake in my mouth right now.

    ... That sounds like a lot more effort than, say, getting a Betty Crocker cake.

    Or baking a cake.

    Or even getting one of us to bake you a cake and ship it to you (not an advised solution to your cake needs).

    Yeah, but it'd be a lot less fun and would involve a lot less fire.

    Not if you baked your cake in a wood stove! Then there's lot of fire.

    .

    Yeah, but there wouldn't be as much fire as half of [chat] on fire. Running around. Screaming.

    I can smell it now.

    I'm not sure what emotion I'm feeling right now.

    I bet you're feeling





    toasty

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Ugh, it seems like my mother may be developing a mild bipolar condition. Whatever that means

    My mom had something like that. Something about throwing her youth a
    Mim wrote: »
    I think I would kill half of [chat] right now to get a Betty Crocker cake in my mouth right now.

    It is very odd. I was just back with them about 7-8 weeks ago and everything seemed quite normal, but now it appears that my sister, brother (his wife too), one of her oldest friends and my father all think she is having super highs and super lows. The highs seem to be very high. She had a depressive incident last year and we thought she was seeing a psychiatrist about it but it turns out she was just seeing a normal GP and counsellor. Now we are wondering how to convince her to self refer to a psychiatrist

    Sorry to hear that, keep trying. My mom went through something similar for the first 15ish years of my life. Was not fun but has gotten better. :D

    Thanks champ. We're just still trying to figure how to deal, but I guess being adults makes it a bit easier in many ways. Would have been much harder from your position as a kid.

    Anyway, night all!

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    I have guns, MREs to last 20 years, and enough iodine to halogen treat water indefinitely. Come with me if you want to live.

    My message to Ludious on his coronation day? Come get some.

    ok

    I can let you hide in the hills like some afghan rebel and you can die in a cave

    OR

    You can have a fighter jet and do my bidding.

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Hey [chat] so




    When someone says "I would hypothetically kill (portion) of [chat] for (x)" I want assurance that I will be in the spared group

    you won't be

    does that make you feel better

    I mean at least you're not wondering, "What happens when Ludious goes mad with power?"

    Well, it'll be quick. But it -will- -be-.

    you've

    you've thought about this

    haven't you

    you know how batman has a plan to kill every member of the justice league just in case one goes rogue

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Hey [chat] so




    When someone says "I would hypothetically kill (portion) of [chat] for (x)" I want assurance that I will be in the spared group

    you won't be

    does that make you feel better

    I mean at least you're not wondering, "What happens when Ludious goes mad with power?"

    Well, it'll be quick. But it -will- -be-.

    you've

    you've thought about this

    haven't you

    you know how batman has a plan to kill every member of the justice league just in case one goes rogue

    Or if they get too friendly with Wonder Woman.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    I have guns, MREs to last 20 years, and enough iodine to halogen treat water indefinitely. Come with me if you want to live.

    My message to Ludious on his coronation day? Come get some.

    ok

    I can let you hide in the hills like some afghan rebel and you can die in a cave

    OR

    You can have a fighter jet and do my bidding.

    I would never sell out my fellow rebels!

    Wait, could the fighter jet have a DVD player??

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Who HASN'T gotten friendly with wonder woman

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    nooo
    nooooooooo

    i bought my mom a sub for dinner and grabbed myself a brownie from starbucks

    i accidentally left the brownie near the sub

    she ate half of it

    fuuuuuuuuuck

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    I have guns, MREs to last 20 years, and enough iodine to halogen treat water indefinitely. Come with me if you want to live.

    My message to Ludious on his coronation day? Come get some.

    ok

    I can let you hide in the hills like some afghan rebel and you can die in a cave

    OR

    You can have a fighter jet and do my bidding.

    I would never sell out my fellow rebels!

    Wait, could the fighter jet have a DVD player??

    How does 3D Blueray sound. Backwards compatible of course.

    First rule of crazy dictatorship:

    Kill the enemies you can easily kill, buy the ones you can't.

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Guys you should all feel really scared when I take control of North America

    My rule will be deadly

    They call me "The Master Tactician" for a reason.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    The real question is how much money/brainwashing it's going to take to make peter dinklage be the king of my midget village

    I stream sometimes and talk to myself.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    The real question is how much money/brainwashing it's going to take to make peter dinklage be the king of my midget village

    Little People Village. Please.

    *Hides the crossbows*

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Form of Monkey! wrote: »
    I have guns, MREs to last 20 years, and enough iodine to halogen treat water indefinitely. Come with me if you want to live.

    My message to Ludious on his coronation day? Come get some.

    ok

    I can let you hide in the hills like some afghan rebel and you can die in a cave

    OR

    You can have a fighter jet and do my bidding.

    I would never sell out my fellow rebels!

    Wait, could the fighter jet have a DVD player??

    How does 3D Blueray sound. Backwards compatible of course.

    First rule of crazy dictatorship:

    Kill the enemies you can easily kill, buy the ones you can't.

    ...3D Bl...

    Viva la generalissimo! He of the highest wisdom and strength!

    I said viva, bitches. You salute your leader when I say viva.

    Sorry, leader. We'll get this straightened out for you!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    I prefer to imagine my own definitions for what "naschspiel" could possibly mean.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Guys you should all feel really scared when I take control of North America

    My rule will be deadly

    They call me "The Master Tactician" for a reason.

    Are you confusing yourself with Swain again?

    Psn:wazukki
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i wonder if there are afterbirthday parties

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    ...why?

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i wonder if there are afterbirthday parties

    There are, but it's always tricky to put a party hat on the afterbirth.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Mim, i think i missed it, but why are you latexing yourself again? For a photo thing?

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    Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

    Good, soda is bad for you!

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Tribes or Civ 5? Life is full of such challenging decisions.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Tribes or Civ 5? Life is full of such challenging decisions.

    Obviously play Civilizations: Ascend. it's basically Civ, except with no friction and jetpacks.

    f8EQaL1.png
    Check out my site, the Bismuth Heart | My Twitter
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Sup guys

    I turned down a naschspiel with two hot girls

    I think im broken

    What does that mean?

    Afterparty, if you're uncouth

    What does it mean if I'm cut?

    Soda met monitor in this glorious moment.

    Good, soda is bad for you!

    Tea! Though soft, thou sober, sage and venerable liquid.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Guys you should all feel really scared when I take control of North America

    My rule will be deadly

    They call me "The Master Tactician" for a reason.

    I don't believe in an America full of half eaten brownies. Choco 2012!

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