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Mixed Martial Media: The Assassination Of UFC 151 By The Coward Jon Jones

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    if i missed anyone let me know. i think i got all the blurbs.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I am far too ashamed of how far i've fallen to be a blurb-man.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Peter Ebel
    Pushing 30
    188 cm and 100 kg

    Trained Hwarang Do for about 8/9 years, achieved black sash level, but wasn't legit enough to hand out degrees myself. I focused mostly on kicks, bladed weapons and tiny sticks, but I have much love for the joint locks and the chokes. I trained a bit of Muay Thai afterwards, mostly just for a martial arts workout. I'm looking to start Brazilian Jujitsu come September. Don't know my reach, but I don't give a fuck cause I set up punches with my sweet sweet front kick to the gut.

    Fuck off and die.
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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    Why haven't you been promoted to blue yet? Just haven't been at one gym long enough?

    I've been at this one place for like... damn almost 3 years now. Not many people have been there as long as me.

    My instructor is a bit odd, he only does promotions once a year. So its basically just what he's feeling in that season. I feel if I were friends with him, or more of a go-getter I'd have the belt by now. As it is I don't have too many friends in the club (many have come and gone since I've been training), and I feel my lack of willingness to push myself in front of the instructor for his attention/advice hurts me in this regard. I would like the belt, but I'm also pretty happy at being able to consistently beat all sorts of blue belts.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Franklin in for Belfort. Him and Wanderlei had a good scrap the first time. Could be a good a fight.

    Fuck off and die.
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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Jeremy
    29
    5'7"
    195 lbs (Used to be 150, then ballooned to 220, slowly working my way back down)

    Black belts in both Karate and Tae Kwon Do, although I'd be hard-pressed to remember anything specific about either style given I was a young'n when I trained. They did give me a decent basis to transition over to contemporary wushu, which I did into high school. After that, I studied various traditional kung fu styles under the same sifu for several years. So basically I went from a McDojo to glorified gymnastics to old school martial arts. The first two phases put me in really great shape and taught me a lot of body control, flexibility, balance, etc. It wasn't until the last phase that I actually learned anything meaningful with regards to how to use it in a fighting context. That's not to say that I'm one of those "omg real kung fu would win in a real fight LAWL glass on the pavement no groin strikes?!?!" guys; there were definitely holes in the approach (as with any style), but my sifu was a Ranger in Vietnam and spent his last tour as an MP combat instructor, so he knew the difference between pretend fighting and real fighting. Throughout my life I've dabbled in other arts such as Aikido, BJJ, Muay Thai, etc. and had friendly sparring matches with friends and acquaintances, but would be lying if I said I knew anything than their most rudimentary basics and concepts. Been thinking about going back and training again in something more MMA-centric...

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Ben
    25
    5'6"
    125lbs

    Did karate when I was a kid. Don't even remember what belt I got to. Played soccer for 12 years. Did wrestling for a while to help my brother train. As far as current things go, I trained at Team Quest for 4 months about a year ago and then ran out of money. Currently looking at a gym not to far from where I work that trained Nate Quarry and Chris Leben. Pretty good set up with a good gi/no gi BJJ instructor. Hoping to get in there in the next month or two and maybe take my first amature fight by the end of the fall.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Did anyone catch the debut of Combat Jiujitsu?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbfngqfFwJg

    The best way to trane UFC.

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    starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User regular
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    More at MiddleEasy

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    MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    Bahahaha. <3

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    So Patrick Cote is in vs Cung Le.

    I find that match up odd.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Good to see Cote doing things. Good to see Cung Le not in movies.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    eddie bravo.. man, if you want to lend an air of legitimacy to your new sport you probably shouldnt use the first event to promote your best buddy's CDs
    also tighten up that pitch for why we even need such a sport to begin with

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    I love MiddleEasy so much. MMA is full of too many great characters to not have a website that focuses on news with a comedic/personal twist.

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Good for Cote. He's had 4 wins since he was let go from the UFC about a year and a half ago (one of them was due to his opponent getting a knee injury in the first round, but a win is a win), so throwing him back in to the mix is ok with me. I actually see him being a pretty good match for Cung considering his toughness. Cung probably gets a UD, though.

    Wonder what else Cote has been up to since he left the UFC?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXwVWn1yyU


    Oh...yeah. That.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    heh that was a good sneaky slap

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    Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    I love MiddleEasy so much. MMA is full of too many great characters to not have a website that focuses on news with a comedic/personal twist.

    Isn't that the Nick Diaz fansite that spread slanderous remarks about Braulio to defend their headcase mancrush?

    Or have I got them mixed up with someone else?

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    ME is usually alright about stuff that isn't related to the 209 or their enemies

    but yeah it's the guy who really wants some diaz dick

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I heard Braulio was overweight because he ate like nine babies.

    Fuck off and die.
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Maybe. But Nick Diaz, who is a god among men, deserves whatever defense he is given. 8->


    In fact, here's proof that Nick Diaz is awesome. They gave him a $300k bonus just to show up to a press conference! http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/5/30/3053297/ufc-nsac-nick-diaz-bonus-suspension-fine
    In all honesty, that's a terrible precedent to set.


    Hilarious fighter name incoming!

    http://bjpenn.com/mmanews/2012/05/30/newcomer-brock-jardine-fills-void-faces-story-at-ufc-on-fx-4-ufc-news-27389.html


    Quite a drop down on the card from fighting Rashad Evans: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1202441-phil-davis-draws-undefeated-wagner-prado-as-replacement-at-ufc-on-fox-4

    Decent Roy Nelson interview: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/5/30/3051932/ufcs-roy-nelson-sets-record-straight-about-sponsors

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi4BdG6AeNw&amp;feature=youtu.be

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Papy Abedi better thank his lucky stars he's out, because Rick Story would smash him so hard he'd go through ego death right then and there.

    Fuck off and die.
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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    I love Papy but the dude is old and not that good and I don't understand why he's in the UFC

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    brock jardine

    really

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    brock jardine

    really

    techno breakdancing viking man

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    With a dick tattooed on his chest.

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/loretta_hunt/05/30/Jones/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

    Jon Jones is a fine person for the UFc to sponsor. Drunk driving combined with cheating on his fiancee, who is also the mother of two of his children.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    yeah lets not make up stuff about someone cheating on their chick until we know some meaningful facts huh

    even if we don't like the guy it's still super fucking douchey

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    [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    Do you guys really care if he is cheating on his wife? Its his own personal life, and has nothing to do with his fighting. I really get weirded out by how closely some fans follow fighters; it amounts to virtual stalking.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    Yeah. I would agree that it doesn't look good that he's driving around with 2 other women, but let's not just jump to, "That cheating SOB" without some kind of evidence.

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    sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    Do you guys really care if he is cheating on his wife? Its his own personal life, and has nothing to do with his fighting. I really get weirded out by how closely some fans follow fighters; it amounts to virtual stalking.

    A little maybe since he presents himself as a very Christian-living person. I mean, it's his business, but things like this and the DUI do not reflect well on his self-portrayal.

    None of us are as rad as we say ofc.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Yeah jumping to cheating on his wife for driving around with a person he went to highschool with and her potential friend is kind of a huge leap without any proof. I mean I'm married, but I've also hung out with women who are not my wife and then offered to drive them home and had no intention of sleeping with them. Nor does the article alledge that he was seeing either woman.

    Also nice to know that his previous suspended license thing was dropped almost seems like a DWB charge with lack of prosecution.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    preacher hangs out with my mom constantly but she promises it's just a platonic thing. they both like gardening.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    Do you guys really care if he is cheating on his wife? Its his own personal life, and has nothing to do with his fighting. I really get weirded out by how closely some fans follow fighters; it amounts to virtual stalking.

    It doesn't bother me personally as far as his morals go. I don't use fighters as role models, so he can do whatever he wants.

    I think it's more that he presents himself one way and then does other things, not necessarily that he does those things in the first place. His fake attitude is more annoying than what he does to counteract the fake attitude, at least to me.

    PAFC Top 10 Finisher in Seasons 1 and 3. 2nd in Seasons 4 and 5. Final 4 in Season 6.
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I'm just interested because hypocrisy amuses me. I'm a petty, bitter man.

    Fuck off and die.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I got all excited for gossip

    but nah that ain't evidence.

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    ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    That seems. . .painfully random.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    And horribly photoshopped. Like I've seen bad pornshops of famous ladies that looked better.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Not-Paul Harris as the Hulk is an immediate failure.

    Fuck off and die.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'd say it should be Brock Lesnar as the Hulk, but the Hulk can actually take a punch without freaking out.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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