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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    So The Binding of Issac is a game in which you kill your mom?

    ...


    Uh

    It's a lot worse than that

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    er oops. it quoted the wrong thing.

    tyrannus on
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    yes

    it parallels my own life

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    So The Binding of Issac is a game in which you kill your mom?

    ...

    Also, the title describes the premise of the plot pretty spot-on.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    binding of Isaac is a very slight exaggeration of growing up in an evangelical household. Most realistic docu-game ever

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    there's a neat picture of the allegorical representations of the shit that happens in the game. I don't know if it has any validity, but it's pretty neat to look at.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    his mother is a giraffe irl

    he is a hippo

    they must go to war

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    his mother is a giraffe irl

    he is a hippo

    they must go to war

    Things like this tear families apart.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    there's a neat picture of the allegorical representations of the shit that happens in the game. I don't know if it has any validity, but it's pretty neat to look at.

    Show me

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    its basically me being sacrificed by a cruel band of haters on account of their loathing of my rapidly rolling swagmobile

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Found someone's 8-tent mega stash in Day Z. Abdhy and I robbed them blind.

    @Donkey Kong Northwest of Cherno? I stole my mp5 that i had when we tried to steal a boat from there

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    LadyMLadyM Registered User regular
    Fifteen miles away from home, on the highway:

    "Oh, the car is sort of thumping, I must be riding the lane-marker line." *carefully aligns car to center of lane*

    "Hm! The car is still going thumpity-thump, am I STILL on the line?" *checks mirrors*

    "Okay, I'll just change lanes . . . STILL??"

    "Wait. Did I just see my tire bouncing away into the distance in my rearview mirror?"

    "Yes. Yes I did."

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Found someone's 8-tent mega stash in Day Z. Abdhy and I robbed them blind.

    @Donkey Kong Northwest of Cherno? I stole my mp5 that i had when we tried to steal a boat from there

    That's the one! Huge cache of loot! I have the biggest backpack, 10 steaks, 2 blood bags, a tent, wire kit... everything!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Found someone's 8-tent mega stash in Day Z. Abdhy and I robbed them blind.

    @Donkey Kong Northwest of Cherno? I stole my mp5 that i had when we tried to steal a boat from there

    Yup.

    I stole another Mp5

    or, first I stole an AKM and blew through much of the ammo slaughtering the nearby zombie horde

    then I stole an MP5

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    wow this gymnast is 27

    arent they usually teens?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    sirrealtycheque

    USA: 11
    England: 2

    how does it feel to be from a nation of skrubs

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    its basically me being sacrificed by a cruel band of haters on account of their loathing of my rapidly rolling swagmobile

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkqDoXwrPEg

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i am pretty sure that is one of the G&T stashes. it's funny because it's super easy to find too and not out of the way at all

    they also have vehicles stashed someplace, i have no idea where

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i have remained blissfully immune to the olympics

    i plan not to see anything of it until it is finished

    also they cancelled the number 22 bus this weekend because of teh olyumpics WAT DA

    FUK

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i have remained blissfully immune to the olympics

    i plan not to see anything of it until it is finished

    also they cancelled the number 22 bus this weekend because of teh olyumpics WAT DA

    FUK

    but dont the english take horse-drawn carriages everywhere

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    you cant have horses in landans because they poop on childrans

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    Probably one of the best scenes in West Wing.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    the olympics is fun why would you avoid them

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    I am looking forward to the top weight class in judo

    it is fascinating to watch

    fuck gendered marketing
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    you cant have horses in landans because they poop on childrans

    also i bet they hate dabstabs

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    The steam trailer actually depicts Isaac as a full grown man.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
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    Probably one of the best scenes in West Wing.
    Need the context though

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    So I'm having to deliver food to a guy on a fucking hunger strike starting tomorrow. I hate my life.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Binding of Isaac seems like something I'd be interested in if it had like, rainbows and unicorns and kittens

    fuck gendered marketing
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Binding of Isaac seems like something I'd be interested in if it had like, rainbows and unicorns and kittens

    I mean, I really dislike the setting and humor a lot.

    But it is so damn fun.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    LadyM wrote: »
    Fifteen miles away from home, on the highway:

    "Oh, the car is sort of thumping, I must be riding the lane-marker line." *carefully aligns car to center of lane*

    "Hm! The car is still going thumpity-thump, am I STILL on the line?" *checks mirrors*

    "Okay, I'll just change lanes . . . STILL??"

    "Wait. Did I just see my tire bouncing away into the distance in my rearview mirror?"

    "Yes. Yes I did."
    Yeah, isn't that weird how that happens? I kept thinking my car wasn't breaking properly and sliding. Noooope. The tire was falling away.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    there is nothing humorous about BoI. It is a survival horror game

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So The Binding of Issac is a game in which you kill your mom?

    ...

    Killing evil parents is hardly new in video games.

    http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I have no idea how much to charge as a freelancer.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I have no idea how much to charge as a freelancer.
    depends if you are doing weird stuff or not


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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    so my aunt's laptop has a totally busted dvd drive. not only does it not read discs, but it's physically fucked- the end of the tray is super fucked and broken apart.

    me: well, your drive doesn't work.
    her: that's so weird i don't know why.
    me: well, the end here is all smashed up. it has to have been dropped or hit by something pretty hard.
    her: oh well i don't think so me and albert are very careful with it.
    me: ...i believe that you didn't do it and you don't know how it happened. but it happened. look at it. it's not really a matter of opinion.

    this conversation almost made my head explode. we're both sitting there looking at a broken, mangled chunk of plastic and metal and she's denying that anything bumped into it or it fell or something. the back and forth was so surreal that by the end of it i'd almost dug through to the other side and i started considering that maybe i was the stupid one.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    I have no idea how much to charge as a freelancer.

    As an absolute rock bottom starting point, take the time that it'll take to complete a job and multiply that by minimum wage. Move up from there based on how much you feel your skills are worth vs a McDonalds cheeseburger.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Hmm

    Binding of Isaac can be played on a Mac, I just assumed it couldn't

    interesting

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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