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Arch and Jacobkosh sitting in a tree, K I L L I N G

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    ....I'm going to have to buy this game, aren't I?

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    damnit Jacob STOP

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    This [chat] was as easy to find as the others. False title, false mod!

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Watching Halo 4 cutscenes...they really changed Cortana to be rendered a lot more naked looking.

    Captain CarrotTechnicus Rex
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    ....I'm going to have to buy this game, aren't I?
    I enjoyed the starting zone, but the second area with the academy & amusement park just felt like more of the same and I ended up quitting.

    I got some hours in, though, and the story was fun and I enjoyed the "looseness" of it.

    Also, the puzzle quests were cool.


    How much is it going for now? $20? F2P?

    TehSpectre on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot @Rear Admiral Choco @Pony @Thomamelas

    selected Steam conversations with Cass from this morning, presented mostly intact
    Requine: WTF
    Requine: MY BAR IS SO LOADED ITS GOING OFF THE LAUNCHER
    Requine: I HAVE DOWNLOADED 522MB/430MB
    Requine: WHAT IS HAPPENING HELP
    jacobkosh: let it keep going
    jacobkosh: it should be done soon, I promise
    Requine: im scared jacob

    ...

    Requine: ok there we go
    Requine: much better
    Requine: FUCK IM PRETTY

    ...

    Requine: so
    Requine: im gonna get fuckin evicted
    jacobkosh: hahahah
    Requine: is this my landlord
    Requine: wow dis bitch aint subtle
    Requine: i wanna fuck her so im signing up
    jacobkosh: seems legit

    ...

    Requine: oh jacob you'll never get a husband if you're so
    Requine: tsundere
    jacobkosh: sigh

    ...

    Requine: i didnt watch the videos
    Requine: is there anything that i should know about the templars
    jacobkosh: oh man you should later
    jacobkosh: the templars are the faction taht is about slaying evil
    Requine: ok love it so far
    jacobkosh: illuminati are about bitches and money
    jacobkosh: dragon is about "chaos" and being asian
    Requine: ok fuck dragon

    ...

    Requine: ok
    Requine: im watching like
    Requine: cutscenes
    Requine: so
    jacobkosh: kk
    Requine: HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME
    jacobkosh: :D
    Requine: SPACE
    Requine: HOLY
    Requine: SHIT
    jacobkosh: yessssss
    jacobkosh: i'm back in btw
    Requine: THIS IS INSANE
    Requine: hahaha a chav

    ...

    Requine: a player just ran by
    Requine: and i honestly could not tell if it was a player or a bum

    ...

    Requine: THIS GUY IS A PIMP.
    jacobkosh: I love him
    jacobkosh: I had this mission
    jacobkosh: where the quest giver was this hick mechanic
    jacobkosh: and the mechanic was all I NEED YEH TO FAND ME A PART FOR MA CAR or whatever
    jacobkosh: so I do the quest
    jacobkosh: and phone in the report (that's how you turn it in)
    jacobkosh: and Sonnac was like Jacob, we've made a breakthrough! With the help of our translators I've been able to make some sense of that man's absurd dialect
    Requine: hahahaha
    Requine: i
    Requine: fucking
    Requine: love
    Requine: sonnac

    ...

    jacobkosh: elldren rolled up a dragon the other night and she told me that apparently part of the dragon intro was her (female) character getting eaten out by another girl
    Requine: WOW.
    jacobkosh: I was like wut
    Requine: ROLLING A DRAGON HEE HEE

    ...

    Requine: hrm
    Requine: the facial animation is really well done
    Requine: i convincingly look like a super confused person
    Requine: who is also kind of like
    Requine: angry about everything?
    Requine: my entire face is just 'are you fucking kidding me'

    ...

    Requine: assault rifles are pretty pimp
    Requine: oh nice!
    Requine: chaos magic seems cool.
    Requine: HAMMER
    Requine: HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER
    Requine: HAMMER HAMMEHAMEHRMANEMAHMEAHRM

    ...

    Requine: HAMMER
    Requine: SHOTUGN
    Requine: HARKLHSGIOHIGTJ
    Requine: wOIWSTRJ_(JWF)POHVOPIHFOIHBFOIWHGOIWHFOIHBCVOIHFOIWHFPOIWHFOIWHBFOIQWHOWIHFOW)IHFOWIHFWPOIFHWOICBNOWHGOWIYTPOWUROIPWHBG{
    jacobkosh: hahahaha
    Requine: ok so i chose my spec
    Requine: O FUCK CHAOS MAGIC HAMMER

    ...

    Requine: THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BOSS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE LIKE KILL 10 BOARS ALSO THERE'S SOME MYSTERIES AND SHIT? THIS IS REALLY FUCKING COOL. UNGNHGYHGHG
    Requine: this is the message
    Requine: for gifting to matt
    Requine: if my brother is paying for brunch
    Requine: *nods sagely*
    Requine: recipient name
    Requine: HOLY SHIT
    Requine: your signature
    Requine: NO SERIOUSLY I REALLY LIKE IT

    EchoHakkekageDark Raven XElldrenCorehealer
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    ....I'm going to have to buy this game, aren't I?
    I enjoyed the starting zone, but the second area with the academy & amusement park just felt like more of the same and I ended up quitting.

    I got some hours in, though, and the story was fun and I enjoyed the "looseness" of it.

    Also, the puzzle quests were cool.


    How much is it going for now? $20? F2P?

    its $30 and its B2P like Guild Wars

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    .....sigh jacob im going to buy it dammnit

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    So I wonder if I roll male Dragon am I geting a BJ?

    bloodyroarxx on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    It's worth $30 even if you just play through the first area.

    Should still take 10 hours at least to do all the quests there. (You get a hat!)

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    It's on sale on Steam right now for $22

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    So I wonder if I roll male Dragon am I geting a BJ?
    You do, indeed.

    However, I never found the Dragon's story to be that great.

    I've heard the Illuminati and Templar's are more fun.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    It's on sale on Steam right now for $22

    Any idea on the client size?

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I woke up and I feel like death. Dizzy and sick. Ugh.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    It's on sale on Steam right now for $22

    Any idea on the client size?

    40 mighty gigs

    all that voice acting

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I woke up and I feel like death. Dizzy and sick. Ugh.

    Which Death song?

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    Jacob, have you tried the first instance/dungeon yet?

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    It's on sale on Steam right now for $22

    Any idea on the client size?

    40 mighty gigs

    all that voice acting

    well then I shall have to buy it in stores, that is half of my monthly cap

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Jacob, have you tried the first instance/dungeon yet?

    yeah, I tried it today.

    my healing was not up to snuff but it was pretty fun.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    fuck

    now I want to play again

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I woke up and I feel like death. Dizzy and sick. Ugh.

    Which Death song?

    right now, Regurgitated Guts

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTronya
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Jacob, have you tried the first instance/dungeon yet?

    yeah, I tried it today.

    my healing was not up to snuff but it was pretty fun.
    Don't feel bad, it's fucking tough, especially having only played WoW's loot mansions.

    Which boss did you make it to?

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    jacob you should play ME3 again

    they have turians with rocket boots and volus now

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Jacob, have you tried the first instance/dungeon yet?

    yeah, I tried it today.

    my healing was not up to snuff but it was pretty fun.
    Don't feel bad, it's fucking tough, especially having only played WoW's loot mansions.

    Which boss did you make it to?

    the one who runs into the electrified cave

    TehSpectre
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    jacob you should play ME3 again

    they have turians with rocket boots and volus now

    what

    what!

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    brb

    gonna go rob @electricitylikesme since he doesn't own a gun

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    jacob you should play ME3 again

    they have turians with rocket boots and volus now
    what

    what!
    in the point distribution screen, the volus is standing on a little box and you can still only see the top of his head

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  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    That second screenshot is hella unfortunate. Dude is wearing a shirt with a size 20 neck, ugh

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular

    Who's the purple fatty?

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular

    Who's the purple fatty?

    your mom

    evilbob
  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    I'm liking this random comic generator. As far as I can tell it just puts random panels from a pool into a random order for a 3-panel strip. Pretty much the next logical step after jerkcity, really

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    http://pandyland.net/random/

    Eddy on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    how many times did you reshuffle to get a kissing conclusion

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
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    This is every other episode of Game Grumps.

  • EddyEddy I hear the Gengars singing each to eachRegistered User regular
  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    I saw the title of this chat and immediately thought of that book/movie/con artist series that bilked millions out of people just to sell them a rebranded "power of positive thinking."

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    fuck it im too lazy for all this shit

    bloodyroarxx on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Jacob, the fuck is that in the OP?

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