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god freaking ЛAMN I love me some [Fashion]

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2015
    You've gone from that bearded wildling guy in GoT to a respectable dwarven general.

    tynic on
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2015
    tynic wrote: »
    You've gone from that bearded wildling guy in GoT to a respectable dwarven general.

    I think I've gone even closer to that illustration from a few pages ago
    Fyndir wrote: »

    :bro:

    DaMoonRulz on
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Is it true that US airport security will sometimes ask you to comb your beard so they can see you're not hiding any objects in there

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Can you imagine if some small people just fell out.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    If I had a beard and was going to an airport, I would hide some combs in it.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    A miniature tank, a small model of the statue of liberty. A baguette.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Is it true that US airport security will sometimes ask you to comb your beard so they can see you're not hiding any objects in there

    If you're going through a metal detector and not one of the backscatter machines, then it would not be unexpected.

    Same goes for a woman with really large hair.

    It seems ridiculous, but while doing training to do private charter screening, one of our agents with really thick hair hid a seven inch long rubber knife in her hair and we didn't find it when we were doing the wanding/limited pat down. At our airport we had a guy try to get ceramic knives through the checkpoint, but they caught it during a limited pat down (not in a beard).

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    You still look beardy, buddy!

    My new facebook photo is way different from my previous one though. I shaved my whole beard off.

    Mine never got as long as yours is now though, but it was only a few months in.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    @DaMoonRulz, I demand you hide an army man in your beard next time you fly!

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Xaquin wrote: »
    @DaMoonRulz, I demand you hide an army man in your beard next time you fly!

    I don't fly, I'm too busy fueling the planes!

    But how about a Kobold Warrior

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    DaMoonRulz on
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    Ashaman42Ashaman42 Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    It's like detective 101. That and shoulder holsters.

    I'm British, I've never seen a real gun in my life!

    I'm British and had my house surrounded by armed police once. A cop pointing an MP5 at you concentrates the mind somewhat.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    did you forget to pay your tv tax?

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Someone in the household made a threatening gesture in the direction of a suspected Great Crested Newt

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Actually now I think about it I shot an air rifle when I was nine or so, but I don't know if that counts.

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    MomoriMomori Registered User regular
    I've fired a gun or two in my day ¬_¬

    Tanks are really fun to drive.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I've fired the same gun that was pointed at Liiya.

    It was in Vegas.

    I didn't rob a casino.
    :wink:

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    did you forget to pay your tv tax?

    It's a license fee, not a tax.

    Totally different!

    8->

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    did you forget to pay your tv tax?

    It's a license fee, not a tax.

    Totally different!

    8->

    wev

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Da Moon, I kinda like the shape that the beard has now, it looks tight!

    Maybe maybe I would have kept a bit more on your upper lip, but hell, it all grow back.

    I mean it's not like you are a huge inanimate rock that is only changed when extraterrestrial object hit it or anything.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    agreed about beard and upper lip

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Yeah, it'll all be back in probably 3 months or so.

    For comparison the last time I got it trimmed was Nov. 26th
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    and by February 1st it was back to
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Yeah, a little more mustache should be kept with that beard. (The Nov 26th trim was appropriate there!)

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    The 26th tended to be a little too Cow-Catcher on the front of a locomotive, so I had them cut it more vertically (if that makes sense). And the moustache being trimmed down that much was a combination of factors, but the biggest ones were annoyance at my nose being tickled, and making it so my wife didn't have to feel whiskers when kissing

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Ashaman42 wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    It's like detective 101. That and shoulder holsters.

    I'm British, I've never seen a real gun in my life!

    I'm British and had my house surrounded by armed police once. A cop pointing an MP5 at you concentrates the mind somewhat.

    I work with and around guns and I've only had someone unthinkingly muzzle sweep me and that was enough to make my butthole pucker. I can only imagine what having one intentionally pointed at you would be like

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    The 26th tended to be a little too Cow-Catcher on the front of a locomotive, so I had them cut it more vertically (if that makes sense). And the moustache being trimmed down that much was a combination of factors, but the biggest ones were annoyance at my nose being tickled, and making it so my wife didn't have to feel whiskers when kissing

    Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    My best freind works at Walmart and when he was living here he was late one day getting home.

    Turns out someone had held him up at work at gunpoint. Luckily the guy dropped it behind the counter near my buddies foot where he stepped down on it till the police got the guy.

    I have no idea what went through his head though because he insists that "the guy better have made sure to get me in one shot" I'm not sure he has a healthy understanding of firearms...

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Maybe he figured "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Bitten by a radioactive bullet.

    Bullet-man

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It's called Zenkai

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Maybe he figured "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

    Gotta build up an immunity to bullets.

    Start with paintballs, build up slowly over several years...that's just science.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Start with .22 LR, build up to .50 BMG

    I know a method with minimal scarring

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Hey secret feminism thread I just watched a 7 year old girl outclimb college students in this rock climbing competition, all while rocking a stuff monkey hanging from her harness

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I bought 2 new hats at ski shop today when I was snowboarding cuz 40% off
    Wish I bought 3 hats though cuz I realize now that I really like this hat and an extra color woulda been nice

    Here is a selfie which on Instagram I have captioned "Me n bae"

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    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Oh and that t shirt I love too because it is for the Mister Sunday dance party events I love

    poo
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    MomoriMomori Registered User regular
    I'm going clothes shopping for my thirtieth birthday in two days, will post results.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    This pair of jeans has a loose zipper that unzips itself constantly.

    Feature or flaw?

    Or is there a ghost in my room trying to get at my wiggly giggly bits?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Don't let ghosts into your pants.

    Your eyes will go crossed and might be stuck that way.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    This pair of jeans has a loose zipper that unzips itself constantly.

    Feature or flaw?

    Or is there a ghost in my room trying to get at my wiggly giggly bits?

    I'm an expert in this field. The answer is yes.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Well, I'm not wearing a belt, so this spunky spectre's job should be a whole lot easier.

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