One week on the wagon! Lemme tell you, guys, after a long, hard day of chinese sorcerors and assorted bullshit, it's hard not to crack open that bottle of Jack and just drink that stress away...
One week on the wagon! Lemme tell you, guys, after a long, hard day of chinese sorcerors and assorted bullshit, it's hard not to crack open that bottle of Jack and just drink that stress away...
You've been reading my blog again, haven't you?
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One week on the wagon! Lemme tell you, guys, after a long, hard day of chinese sorcerors and assorted bullshit, it's hard not to crack open that bottle of Jack and just drink that stress away...
You've been reading my blog again, haven't you?
Nah, I my cousin does. She admires your struggle against the demon called 'being a goddamn pansy when you have a fucking armored suit.'
I know I'm usually the one to shit on comic book movies, but this looks pretty fucking cool.
I'm kinda waiting for the trailers to see if they start using Iron Man right off the bat, or if they're gonna use an original one from the guys making the movie to make it sound epic, first.
So can somebody explain to me what/who War Machine is?
Stark's friend in a different suit? or something like that?
Friend, personal pilot, chief aviation officer of Stark Industries, took over the role of Iron Man when Tony became an alcoholic, got his own armor later
So can somebody explain to me what/who War Machine is?
Stark's friend in a different suit? or something like that?
Friend, personal pilot, chief aviation officer of Stark Industries, took over the role of Iron Man when Tony became an alcoholic, got his own armor later
At one point, Tony thought he was going to die, so he created the War Machine armor to settle all his old nemises before he died.
So can somebody explain to me what/who War Machine is?
Stark's friend in a different suit? or something like that?
He is basically Black Iron Man.
I mean that in both the most and least racist ways possible.
I can't believe She-Hulk just let Tony bone her like that.
Not cool, skank-breath.
Man.
After you go green, you never go back.
He'll be all "She-Hulk I need some of the super-strong hulk poon"
and she'll be all "Fine. Here's my demands."
And he'll be all "Fuck that!"
and she'll just point at her crotch and wave goodbye.
I can't believe She-Hulk just let Tony bone her like that.
Not cool, skank-breath.
Man.
After you go green, you never go back.
He'll be all "She-Hulk I need some of the super-strong hulk poon"
and she'll be all "Fine. Here's my demands."
And he'll be all "Fuck that!"
and she'll just point at her crotch and wave goodbye.
He'll crack in a day.
Don't think she'll touch him again since she just found out that
I can't believe She-Hulk just let Tony bone her like that.
Not cool, skank-breath.
Man.
After you go green, you never go back.
He'll be all "She-Hulk I need some of the super-strong hulk poon"
and she'll be all "Fine. Here's my demands."
And he'll be all "Fuck that!"
and she'll just point at her crotch and wave goodbye.
He'll crack in a day.
Don't think she'll touch him again since she just found out that
he shot her cousin into space.
Care to make it interesting?
Two thousand dollars says I can nail her again before the weekend.
I can't believe She-Hulk just let Tony bone her like that.
Not cool, skank-breath.
Man.
After you go green, you never go back.
He'll be all "She-Hulk I need some of the super-strong hulk poon"
and she'll be all "Fine. Here's my demands."
And he'll be all "Fuck that!"
and she'll just point at her crotch and wave goodbye.
He'll crack in a day.
Don't think she'll touch him again since she just found out that
he shot her cousin into space.
Care to make it interesting?
Two thousand dollars says I can nail her again before the weekend.
I can't believe She-Hulk just let Tony bone her like that.
Not cool, skank-breath.
Man.
After you go green, you never go back.
He'll be all "She-Hulk I need some of the super-strong hulk poon"
and she'll be all "Fine. Here's my demands."
And he'll be all "Fuck that!"
and she'll just point at her crotch and wave goodbye.
He'll crack in a day.
Don't think she'll touch him again since she just found out that
he shot her cousin into space.
Care to make it interesting?
Two thousand dollars says I can nail her again before the weekend.
Tony, you know i'm not good for that.
There you go again, throwin' your money around.
We get it, you're rich!
Dick.
Cheers, love!
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I can't believe She-Hulk just let Tony bone her like that.
Not cool, skank-breath.
Man.
After you go green, you never go back.
He'll be all "She-Hulk I need some of the super-strong hulk poon"
and she'll be all "Fine. Here's my demands."
And he'll be all "Fuck that!"
and she'll just point at her crotch and wave goodbye.
He'll crack in a day.
Don't think she'll touch him again since she just found out that
he shot her cousin into space.
Care to make it interesting?
Two thousand dollars says I can nail her again before the weekend.
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You've been reading my blog again, haven't you?
Nah, I my cousin does. She admires your struggle against the demon called 'being a goddamn pansy when you have a fucking armored suit.'
I'm kinda waiting for the trailers to see if they start using Iron Man right off the bat, or if they're gonna use an original one from the guys making the movie to make it sound epic, first.
Also, this NEEDS to lead into an Avengers movie.
Stark's friend in a different suit? or something like that?
Friend, personal pilot, chief aviation officer of Stark Industries, took over the role of Iron Man when Tony became an alcoholic, got his own armor later
I mean, it's pretty explicit in the lyrics that he's made out of steel and lead.
At one point, Tony thought he was going to die, so he created the War Machine armor to settle all his old nemises before he died.
Also, I bring rejected concept art:
Iron Man
Magneto or Sentinel
and a hardy fuck you to anyone who picks above team.
Do not operate heavy machinery while intoxicated
Not cool, skank-breath.
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Spider-Man
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He is basically Black Iron Man.
I mean that in both the most and least racist ways possible.
Man.
After you go green, you never go back.
He'll be all "She-Hulk I need some of the super-strong hulk poon"
and she'll be all "Fine. Here's my demands."
And he'll be all "Fuck that!"
and she'll just point at her crotch and wave goodbye.
He'll crack in a day.
I mean...I guess there are people out there who screw tailpipes and stuff....I guess it would maybe be like that.
Secret Satan
Don't think she'll touch him again since she just found out that
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She's boned pretty much half of the Marvel U by now. At the start of her current run, she had an intervention, but now she's back to her slutty ways.
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Care to make it interesting?
Two thousand dollars says I can nail her again before the weekend.
Spider-Man
Cable
Ken
Doom
Ken
Captain Commando
Cable
Iron Man
Captain Commando
Tony, you know i'm not good for that.
There you go again, throwin' your money around.
We get it, you're rich!
Dick.
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Cheers, love!
Dude
Juggernaut's sloppy seconds, man
wait, shit
Metal wedgies
Black Heart
Sentinal
(Edit: beat'd)
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