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The MEGA MAC!

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I feel sick after eating McDonalds usually. That's my body saying "you're not a kid anymore and these 'burgers' are made of shit."

    There are plenty of other places to go for good burgers. Ruby Tuesdays comes to mind.

    I've had some of the worst hamburgers in history there.

    I've been fortunate then.

    Bennigans also dishes out tasty burgers.

    Or you can make them yourself.

    INGREDIENTS:

    hamburger
    bun

    OPTIONAL:

    cheese
    lettuce
    tomato
    onion
    ketchup
    mustard
    chili
    bacon
    bbq sauce
    mayonnaise
    bleu cheese

    edit:
    MORE OPTIONAL:
    rich creamery butter
    fried egg

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I tried that deli sandwhich thing they have at Wendy's today. It was pretty good.

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    Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    McDonald's is what you go for when there's nothing else.
    Basically, Burger King > Wendy's >>>> >Sonic >>>>>>>>>>>>>> McDonald's

    So I get pissed any time I want a burger, since the BK in town shut down and the nearest is 45 minutes away, Wendy's is also pretty out of the way, and (depending on the location) Sonic burgers are almost disgustingly greasy (which is good, but only if you're in the mood for it).

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Carls Jr. uber alles!

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wish in-n-out would expand to the east coast

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wow, Canada has Double Big Macs (it's a full-time regular menu item) and the USA does not?

    I am shocked.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Red Robin you guys

    Red Robin

    The Banzai Burger is insanely good

    Also there is nothing in this world better than a good burger

    also also DrIan what the fuck is that image you keep posting from

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Before I bit off a good portion of it and really squeezed it down it was as tall as my face

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ruby Tuesday has burgers that are in excess of 2000 calories each. It's insane.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There used to be a Ruby Tuesday near by house. Its like the real estate spot there is cursed as it switches to a different restaurant every year or so.

    After the Ruby Tuesday (which was there the longest) it became a Mozzarella's, a crappy italian place

    then it became an American Grill, low budget family grill franchise

    then it became a Blackwood Grill, not sure if this was a franchise but it seemed to be better quality than the other places

    then it became some seafood place, so terrible I forgot the name

    now its some tavern that i can't go in because I'm not 21 yet. (7 months woo!)

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    DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There is a place in Johnstown PA called Coney Island. Coney Island makes good hot dogs, and other sandwiches, but they are notorious for the Sundowner. It's a cheese burger topped with a fried egg, mustard, homemade chili, and freshly chopped onion. The Sundowner is so good but it is an assult on the sense of smell of every person around you both before and after you eat it.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There is a place in Johnstown PA called Coney Island. Coney Island makes good hot dogs, and other sandwiches, but they are notorious for the Sundowner. It's a cheese burger topped with a fried egg, mustard, homemade chili, and freshly chopped onion. The Sundowner is so good but it is an assult on the sense of smell of every person around you both before and after you eat it.

    Coney Islands are everywhere in Detroit where my family is from.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There is a place in Johnstown PA called Coney Island. Coney Island makes good hot dogs, and other sandwiches, but they are notorious for the Sundowner. It's a cheese burger topped with a fried egg, mustard, homemade chili, and freshly chopped onion. The Sundowner is so good but it is an assult on the sense of smell of every person around you both before and after you eat it.
    breakfast dinner and lunch in a single burger

    :^:

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    DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    t SA: Pain medication is making me retarded. I realize that Coney Islands are in a lot of places but I didn't really make the connection in my Vicodened state.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I feel sick after eating McDonalds usually.

    One time I almost threw up.

    Seriously, Mickey Dees is total shit.

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yesterday, in the middle of a binge drinking session, I arrived at a McDonalds.

    Bought two double cheeseburgers.

    Combined them to make a quadruple cheeseburger.

    Never have I been so filled with regret.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fuck McDickholes.

    When I want a burger,

    It's time to storm the Castle.

    Oh yeah.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was sick all today and even had to leave work early because of the taco bell I ate for lunch yesterday. Don't think I'll be eating fast food for a very long time.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    White Castle is far more punishing to my GI tract, but somehow I feel physically worse after eating McDonalds.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    but white castle is delicious

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    White Castle is far more punishing to my GI tract, but somehow I feel physically worse after eating McDonalds.

    But that's the beauty of White Castle.

    You never have to worry about the red meat in your colon after eating them, because it all comes out at 200mph.

    Actually, I've become rather fond of Cheeburger Cheeburger. Those are some burgers to be fucking reckoned with.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I didnt even have that much

    just the zesty nachos and a cheese quesadilla.

    I still feel sick :(

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I wish I lived anywhere close to a White Castle.


    There's a Krystal about 60 miles away, and I actually like Krystal more, but shit. That's just too far for fast food.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    you've eaten a rat

    i enjoy the crunchwrap

    it is good eatings and kinda cheap

    haven't gotten sick yet

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guys, I'm going to have sex with my girlfriend in a few minutes.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I need to consult webmd

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    I wish I lived anywhere close to a White Castle.


    There's a Krystal about 60 miles away, and I actually like Krystal more, but shit. That's just too far for fast food.

    The closest one to me is about 300 miles. My wife insists that every time we visit my grandmother that we stop for White Castles and Coneys, since they're on opposite corners.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Guys, I'm going to have sex with my girlfriend in a few minutes.

    Tell her I'll be there in ten minutes.

    That'll give her eight to prepare when you're done.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I need to consult webmd

    I thought I got herpes once.


    It turned out it was folliculitis, which sucks, but compared to herpes I was like, WOOO FOLLICULITIS!


    I AM FOLLICULO! THE FOLLICULAR MAN!!!

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh fucking ew K

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    RighteRighte Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    they should have just replaced the buns with jelly doughnuts.

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The funny thing is that I actually did get folliculitis from having sex.


    super sweaty grindy sex with a fat girl.




    but I mean shit, it wasn't herpes. WOOOOOOOO

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    how fat was she

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yeah i guess that is a relief.

    But now this Arby's Roast Beef Bacon and Cheddar is not looking so tasty.

    Blurg.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what the fuck is folliculitis

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ingrown hairs

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    not super fat. not like, embarassingly obese. but if you saw her on the street you'd classify her in your head as "fat".

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yesterday, in the middle of a binge drinking session, I arrived at a McDonalds.

    Bought two double cheeseburgers.

    Combined them to make a quadruple cheeseburger.

    Never have I been so filled with regret.

    I am going to do this

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    okay well she's putting lotion on so I should probably go

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