WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited December 2014
Darth, I understand the pain of that uncertainty re: job security
My dad works works for a division of the Texas DSHS and every year they're under threat of being shut down because "dirty liberal welfare fraud bootstraps" etc.
If anyone has been sending good vibes my way, I want you to know (both of you) that I will not be furloughed at the end of the calendar year nor any time soon after that.
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
I get to keep my job in the new year.
American Exceptionalism in action! (Is sadly what someone out there is thinking)
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I ZimbraWorst song, played on ugliest guitarRegistered Userregular
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
I get to keep my job in the new year.
I have like... six goats left, still. I was anticipating a longer process. What the hell am I supposed to do with these?
I'll send you some recipes.
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ThegreatcowLord of All BaconsWashington State - It's Wet up here innit? Registered Userregular
If anyone has been sending good vibes my way, I want you to know (both of you) that I will not be furloughed at the end of the calendar year nor any time soon after that.
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
I get to keep my job in the new year.
I am hoarding all of the reeses
FOR YOUUUUUU.....
Edit shiz man to celebrate I will MAIL you bags of the things in celebration if you want, PM me and it's done.
I am so thankful I have a job where if, hypothetically speaking, I have a bloody nose and a sneezing fit at the same time I can call in sick and know that I'm covered on time. Much easier to fall asleep with peace of mind, though the dizziness after helped a bit too.
Perfectly fine after a nap but now I need to clean up this Jackson Pollock I made on my living room wall.
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NocrenLt Futz, Back in ActionNorth CarolinaRegistered Userregular
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
I get to keep my job in the new year.
I have like... six goats left, still. I was anticipating a longer process. What the hell am I supposed to do with these?
If anyone has been sending good vibes my way, I want you to know (both of you) that I will not be furloughed at the end of the calendar year nor any time soon after that.
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
Oh man, I discovered a nice pizza place near my new job and there's an Indian restaurant right next door.
Fuck the food go and fix Mulysa's computer, I don't pay you to be Food Gazing all the time.
Hey, somebody showed up. They couldn't get me logged in, and they called somebody to reset the password. The password guy was at lunch, so the IT guy walked away, and said he'd do it via email. Over an hour ago. No emails.
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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kaceypwe stayed bright as lightningwe sang loud as thunderRegistered Userregular
Breakfast tacos are the best! I love making vegan breakfast tacos. I usually make (what most people would probably consider) a lot and have to force myself to save some for later so that I may continue to remain upright.
Well this week has been pretty nuts, but today takes the cake. About fifteen minutes before I come in to work someone else on the team manages to break something very, very vital to our stuff actually doing the things it's supposed to do. I noticed this was broken about an hour after I arrived. So nothing was working right... and so of course a a million other little fires that had to be put out today as well. The vital thing got fixed pretty quick but it was nuts there for a while.
So yeah, I guess I have officially arrived into the world of IT. I need a drink.
today one of my cousin's kids told me to be whatever kind of accountant makes the most money
kid
that will never mean Uncle Tam buys you the next gen console
but he might buy it for himself
Uncle Tam looks out for numero uno, kiddo
today one of my cousin's kids told me to be whatever kind of accountant makes the most money
kid
that will never mean Uncle Tam buys you the next gen console
but he might buy it for himself
Uncle Tam looks out for numero uno, kiddo
I think the accountants that make the most money live in pleasant tropical areas with no extradition treaties with the US.
If anyone has been sending good vibes my way, I want you to know (both of you) that I will not be furloughed at the end of the calendar year nor any time soon after that.
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
Tons of stuff on our website; and I'm actually the one conducting interviews for the Operations Business Analyst position. We need someone who knows stats, can program in Python, and doesn't suck ass as a human being.
Plant manager sent out a nastygram to all the supervisors, bitching about some of the place not being clean enough.
Hate to inform him, but it's a little tough to spend an hour+ cleaning up when our departments are all running understaffed, and our dedicated cleanup guy is having to run machines. I am literally the only person in my department right now, doing the job of three people.
If not for it being a slow night, I'd be furious.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
If anyone has been sending good vibes my way, I want you to know (both of you) that I will not be furloughed at the end of the calendar year nor any time soon after that.
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
Plant manager sent out a nastygram to all the supervisors, bitching about some of the place not being clean enough.
Hate to inform him, but it's a little tough to spend an hour+ cleaning up when our departments are all running understaffed, and our dedicated cleanup guy is having to run machines. I am literally the only person in my department right now, doing the job of three people.
If not for it being a slow night, I'd be furious.
slow night huh? Sound like a good time to get cleaning!
Plant manager sent out a nastygram to all the supervisors, bitching about some of the place not being clean enough.
Hate to inform him, but it's a little tough to spend an hour+ cleaning up when our departments are all running understaffed, and our dedicated cleanup guy is having to run machines. I am literally the only person in my department right now, doing the job of three people.
If not for it being a slow night, I'd be furious.
slow night huh? Sound like a good time to get cleaning!
Heh, cleaning early enough in the night is a sisyphean task. Enough white drawing lubricant dust flies around when the next department blows off their machines that any sweeping you do is undone within a couple hours.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
If anyone has been sending good vibes my way, I want you to know (both of you) that I will not be furloughed at the end of the calendar year nor any time soon after that.
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
If anyone has been sending good vibes my way, I want you to know (both of you) that I will not be furloughed at the end of the calendar year nor any time soon after that.
For those of you offering bloody sacrifices to our collective dark gods to render the outsourced team in India unable to meet quota on a daily basis, I want you all to know that your efforts have birthed the dark fruit which we have strived towards ...
I just don't know what it is and have no real investment in why management is constantly going on about it if they can't be bothered to explain it. You're giving a presentation about how the company is doing. You could at least provide definitions for what you're talking about.
On another note, we had our department christmas party today. We left the office a noon and went to a nearby bar and just had bar food and drinks. It's the first decent day in weeks (like mid 20s C and not a cloud at all). I won 2 of my battles with our vendor, 2 more to go. And its the weekend.
L'Chaim, my friends!
OK so EBITDA = Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation, and Amortization. It's basically how profitable you are just from your operations. It's a real thing, many people value publicly traded companies as a multiple of this number. Did you ever ask them what EBITDA is?
I actually don't know which accounting discipline gets you the highest wage
I'm sure the guys in finance are up there, as usual
I'm definitely not going to try and climb the ladder on one of the Big Four because I don't quite hate myself enough
give it time I guess?
But finance isn't accounting though! Also, leaving Big 4 world was best life decision I made post-grad school. Also also, you can do finance even at big 4... but it sucks and you shouldn't.
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My dad works works for a division of the Texas DSHS and every year they're under threat of being shut down because "dirty liberal welfare fraud bootstraps" etc.
American Exceptionalism in action! (Is sadly what someone out there is thinking)
I'll send you some recipes.
I am hoarding all of the reeses
FOR YOUUUUUU.....
Edit shiz man to celebrate I will MAIL you bags of the things in celebration if you want, PM me and it's done.
Wud yoo laek to lern aboot meatz? Look here!
Perfectly fine after a nap but now I need to clean up this Jackson Pollock I made on my living room wall.
Make chili?
I'll see you in 2015
Breakfast tacos are the best! I love making vegan breakfast tacos. I usually make (what most people would probably consider) a lot and have to force myself to save some for later so that I may continue to remain upright.
I still don't understand what a company hopes to gain by using asinine tests like these to weed out applicants. Such BS.
Bnet tag: Nermals#11601
I'm going to be working for the Irish IRS.
I'm here to take all your money.
Congrats you are now officially The Man.
Change your ring tone to Tax Man by the Beatles
So yeah, I guess I have officially arrived into the world of IT. I need a drink.
kid
that will never mean Uncle Tam buys you the next gen console
but he might buy it for himself
Uncle Tam looks out for numero uno, kiddo
I think the accountants that make the most money live in pleasant tropical areas with no extradition treaties with the US.
You mean the IRiSh?
I'm sure the guys in finance are up there, as usual
I'm definitely not going to try and climb the ladder on one of the Big Four because I don't quite hate myself enough
give it time I guess?
he totally surprised me with a bottle of bourbon as a thank you gift for the help though, which was totally unexpected
gonna have a fun two weeks off I think
@usagi is that you?
Yeah, fucking big time.
Tons of stuff on our website; and I'm actually the one conducting interviews for the Operations Business Analyst position. We need someone who knows stats, can program in Python, and doesn't suck ass as a human being.
Hate to inform him, but it's a little tough to spend an hour+ cleaning up when our departments are all running understaffed, and our dedicated cleanup guy is having to run machines. I am literally the only person in my department right now, doing the job of three people.
If not for it being a slow night, I'd be furious.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
Pretty much, yes
slow night huh? Sound like a good time to get cleaning!
Heh, cleaning early enough in the night is a sisyphean task. Enough white drawing lubricant dust flies around when the next department blows off their machines that any sweeping you do is undone within a couple hours.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
YOU'RE WASTING BANANA
YOU'RE A WASTED BANANA
I wish we had drunk tanks and I could send drunk patients there after a quick medical clearance.
OK so EBITDA = Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation, and Amortization. It's basically how profitable you are just from your operations. It's a real thing, many people value publicly traded companies as a multiple of this number. Did you ever ask them what EBITDA is?
But finance isn't accounting though! Also, leaving Big 4 world was best life decision I made post-grad school. Also also, you can do finance even at big 4... but it sucks and you shouldn't.