wife is super pissed about me working long hours and it's like
I ain't doing this by choice
sigh
the extra guilt about how my oldest keeps asking for me and insisting that he will keep himself awake in his bed until daddy comes home isn't really helping either
I have no helpful advice to contribute. Everything I would say in that situation would result in divorce.
wife is super pissed about me working long hours and it's like
I ain't doing this by choice
sigh
the extra guilt about how my oldest keeps asking for me and insisting that he will keep himself awake in his bed until daddy comes home isn't really helping either
*plays Cats in the Cradle on mp4, but it's the Ugly Kid Joe version*
wife is super pissed about me working long hours and it's like
I ain't doing this by choice
sigh
the extra guilt about how my oldest keeps asking for me and insisting that he will keep himself awake in his bed until daddy comes home isn't really helping either
*plays Cats in the Cradle on mp4, but it's the Ugly Kid Joe version*
i normally wouldn't laugh at this but my mom literally had me listen to that exact version of that song when i was 14 or 15 or so and asked if it made me think of how my dad was never at home at the time
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
but yes the idea that there are things you cannot joke about is absurd
your lines in the sand are dumb and slippery slopes and thought policing etc etc
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
wife is super pissed about me working long hours and it's like
I ain't doing this by choice
sigh
the extra guilt about how my oldest keeps asking for me and insisting that he will keep himself awake in his bed until daddy comes home isn't really helping either
*plays Cats in the Cradle on mp4, but it's the Ugly Kid Joe version*
i normally wouldn't laugh at this but my mom literally had me listen to that exact version of that song when i was 14 or 15 or so and asked if it made me think of how my dad was never at home at the time
Every year around Christmas Time my mom puts a copy of The Giving Tree on display.
#JustMomGuiltThings
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
wife is super pissed about me working long hours and it's like
I ain't doing this by choice
sigh
the extra guilt about how my oldest keeps asking for me and insisting that he will keep himself awake in his bed until daddy comes home isn't really helping either
*plays Cats in the Cradle on mp4, but it's the Ugly Kid Joe version*
I don't have a life anymore, I don't do much these days, shit, my idea of spicing anything up in my life now days is adding chili to my fries before I eat them.
#NEWJOKE #FUNNYASFUCK #LAUGH
I had a threesome last night, yep... I ate that triple stack burger like it was nothing.
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
oh god thank god the meth house is torched
i couldn't pull myself away and my stomach is in pain from trying to suppress the laughter
i feel like a bit of a prick, i am going to shower to clean my physical body and wash the stain from my soul
wife is super pissed about me working long hours and it's like
I ain't doing this by choice
sigh
the extra guilt about how my oldest keeps asking for me and insisting that he will keep himself awake in his bed until daddy comes home isn't really helping either
This is what :bro: is for.
Houn on
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
I don't have a life anymore, I don't do much these days, shit, my idea of spicing anything up in my life now days is adding chili to my fries before I eat them.
#NEWJOKE #FUNNYASFUCK #LAUGH
I had a threesome last night, yep... I ate that triple stack burger like it was nothing.
It's anti-comedy post-modern meta performance art recreation of bad comedy from the early 90s
I don't have a life anymore, I don't do much these days, shit, my idea of spicing anything up in my life now days is adding chili to my fries before I eat them.
#NEWJOKE #FUNNYASFUCK #LAUGH
I had a threesome last night, yep... I ate that triple stack burger like it was nothing.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
oh my god
his website name is funnyasfuckcomedy.<redactedfreewebsitedomain>.com
he's not even Irish or living here, he's just tagging Irish clubs in his post
amazing
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
you don't get to say that when you're using that selfie of yours as your avatar
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
anyway, time to play divinity
and have a scotch
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
guys this website
i shouldn't link it
but oh my god
my girlfriend tells me, get a job or I am leveeing you, yep.. I'm gona miss her.
my boobs are so big that last time I was at hooters everyone thought I was a waitress, which was my fault... I shouldn't of been wearing short shorts and a tank top.
my nephew is a mix of white, Indian and Mexican... yep he can own , clean and screw himself out of a casino..."
I don't have a life anymore, I don't do much these days, shit, my idea of spicing anything up in my life now days is adding chili to my fries before I eat them.
#NEWJOKE #FUNNYASFUCK #LAUGH
I had a threesome last night, yep... I ate that triple stack burger like it was nothing.
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Icthyasaur could cut a mean limerick, though.
Old southern accent.
Well old non-Arkansas accent. Makes it hard for me.
Deep voice too kind of like Morgan Freeman.
oh man I have a friend who does this at the bar and it's like dude
no
do not do this
No, I can't hear it over the bar noise. No one can
put your phone down
Please keep an ear out Cassie
Attempt counter at 10 now btw
I have no helpful advice to contribute. Everything I would say in that situation would result in divorce.
it's pretty cool thinking about the past few years of my life
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
*plays Cats in the Cradle on mp4, but it's the Ugly Kid Joe version*
Mawnday
i normally wouldn't laugh at this but my mom literally had me listen to that exact version of that song when i was 14 or 15 or so and asked if it made me think of how my dad was never at home at the time
your lines in the sand are dumb and slippery slopes and thought policing etc etc
Every year around Christmas Time my mom puts a copy of The Giving Tree on display.
#JustMomGuiltThings
A room full of professional writers.
That sounds like a recipe of passive aggressive snipes all night.
holy shit this post
four learner plates on a one lane traffic light
each one stalls rolling off
four light changes before the hapless car behind us can go through the light
i couldn't pull myself away and my stomach is in pain from trying to suppress the laughter
i feel like a bit of a prick, i am going to shower to clean my physical body and wash the stain from my soul
This is what :bro: is for.
It's anti-comedy post-modern meta performance art recreation of bad comedy from the early 90s
Brilliant
That makes sense.
This should be whiny wussy Grey not the destroyer of worlds Grey yet. Except for the Apocalypse period. But she is more phoenix force then.
@Rear Admiral Choco
you can be physically clean
physically
Then as we got older and he got busier, he played it less and less.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
his website name is funnyasfuckcomedy.<redactedfreewebsitedomain>.com
he's not even Irish or living here, he's just tagging Irish clubs in his post
amazing
and have a scotch
i shouldn't link it
but oh my god
squirtle i'm dying
oh shit it's harold!
shit's about to get turnt
Caitlin Stasey launched a NSFW website where women can post nude pictures of their self to something something feminism.
Does this mean myfreecams has been a feminist site all along?
I hope that's how it's meant
It's commented out, so you're not supposed to do do it.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
They're next to a room full of monkeys on typewriters.