although really past me could have made sunday a little less boring and also fix the food situation if past me had taken steps to have me wake up somewhere else this morning, but hey.
When you start justifying your meals as "Well, in some areas of the world, they'd be grateful to just have CALORIES. This isn't the best food for me, but at least it's foo... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME *sobs uncontrollably*"... yeah.
When you start justifying your meals as "Well, in some areas of the world, they'd be grateful to just have CALORIES. This isn't the best food for me, but at least it's foo... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME *sobs uncontrollably*"... yeah.
when I'm out of money I usually stand in front of the cupboard eating a can of corn thinking "can you like, just eat flour?"
well, at least after like, a week. I can live off of the stuff in my apartment for some time.
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ponytail instead of loose hair is also a good idea in a kitchen or working with any form of heavy machinery that might get your hair stuck and murder you (insert Incredibles rant about capes)
ponytail instead of loose hair is also a good idea in a kitchen or working with any form of heavy machinery that might get your hair stuck and murder you (insert Incredibles rant about capes)
I just remembered I don't have any pasta left either. I could whip up an easy tomato sauce in a few seconds but hrm.
Past self has fucked you over again!
Eh, past self came home not super late, without having caused a massively awkward situation, and had steered away from "I don't have booze, but I have moonshine, I can have a nachspiel"
and also made money lighting a cigarette, lending his phone for two seconds, and pointing out that a cab is not needed that address is down that street and then second on the left.
so I forgive past me. Past me has been worse to me.
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another banner I saw for that doge thing just had pictures of porn stars
which suggests something about what kind of dating site it is maybe?
ponytail instead of loose hair is also a good idea in a kitchen or working with any form of heavy machinery that might get your hair stuck and murder you (insert Incredibles rant about capes)
Ponytail too long
too vulnerable
bun forever
Sadly not yet quite as acceptable a style for men
And while I'm all for smashing the patriarchy I didn't feel up to doing so alone as an already awkward teenager, which was when I had long hair (like, middle of my back long)
also, the ponytail on a dude was at the time a signifier of belonging to the tribes of Nordic LARPers, GW players, metal fans and Leftists (in my case, all of the above). Bun would not have been as clear communication.
I think one of the most awkward H/A moments was when that women was wondering what her husband was doing spending time on this weird website called Ashley Madison.
When you start justifying your meals as "Well, in some areas of the world, they'd be grateful to just have CALORIES. This isn't the best food for me, but at least it's foo... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME *sobs uncontrollably*"... yeah.
when I'm out of money I usually stand in front of the cupboard eating a can of corn thinking "can you like, just eat flour?"
You can make bannocks with flour, water, and basically any kind of pan
I think one of the most awkward H/A moments was when that women was wondering what her husband was doing spending time on this weird website called Ashley Madison.
wut
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Also delicious.
I do that with macaroni, but with also an egg yolk
oh, right, bikes, they're a thing
back when I had really long hair, I would do a ponytail whenever working out or doing manual labor for that reason, yes.
Damp hair sliding along your neck is just the worst.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
when I'm out of money I usually stand in front of the cupboard eating a can of corn thinking "can you like, just eat flour?"
Ponytail too long
too vulnerable
bun forever
which suggests something about what kind of dating site it is maybe?
I mean, I didn't click it.
edit: for all I know this could be some avant-garde campaign for adult friend finder or Ashley Madison.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Pornstars need love too.
cracked had a legit depressing article on this.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I just imagine it comes in like a 50 Lb. bag like dog food does.
Sadly not yet quite as acceptable a style for men
And while I'm all for smashing the patriarchy I didn't feel up to doing so alone as an already awkward teenager, which was when I had long hair (like, middle of my back long)
also, the ponytail on a dude was at the time a signifier of belonging to the tribes of Nordic LARPers, GW players, metal fans and Leftists (in my case, all of the above). Bun would not have been as clear communication.
Personally, I find it awful.
Which is actually a pretty big improvement to my previous lows!
You can make bannocks with flour, water, and basically any kind of pan
they are simply following the only rule of fashion, which is that attractive people look good however
the one I saw was posted as an image on SA not a clickable link
in the normal operation of things I don't see ads so it's entirely possible these aren't even real banners
but it is a well shaped mountain with a good name, so I guess that is why
Alas, just teeny bags.
I've been doing pita and hummus most nights lately. It's a pretty tasty, cheap, and satisfying meal after work. 10/10 would hummus again.
I never turn ads off, and part of one of my jobs is scouring the interbutts for pirated copies of client material and passing links on to lawyers.
So I get to see all sorts of fucking awful ads.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
We missed mass at our parish so we went to the next town overheat had an 11 o'clock.
The difference between a parish full of mostly families and a parish full if mostly retirees was starker than I expected!
Trinity Sunday is a good one though. From St Thomas Beckett!
wut
Did we just become best friends
in a pita. Just minus all that extra nonsense. Meat in pita, period.
AKA the saddest taco there ever was? :P
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
large, very thin patty. Løvstek it's called, leaf steak. Excellent vector for pepper and salt. Dried chili is also good on it.
oh god I'm so sorry