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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre
    Farmer's hours can be pretty insane, so maybe that factors into it?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I don't miss diners living in the Bay Area. Mostly because we have tons of them. I can walk to one without breaking a sweat.

    What I miss are the American-Chinese buffets. You know, the kind that looks like it would fit in as a lobby of a Vegas Casino? The garish ostentatious ones with LANES of buffet food, all sorts of seafood that you can imagine, and inexplicably, an aisle devoted to hot dogs, pizzas, and burgers. They were a big thing in the Midwest (I can easily find one within a 10 minute drive), but out here, the closest one to where I live is about a 30 minute drive away. :(

    Next to two casinos, of course. :P

    They could be obliterated by simultaneous drone strike overnight and nothing of value would be lost.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Boy oh boy, sunsets in the northern hemisphere sure do fuck with mobile internet something fierce.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    SOMEBODY JUST DELIVERED LIKE 40 BOXES OF FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES TO THE OFFICE

    we only had one box and it was those thick cake-like cookies with the blah icing on top.
    cleary our guy is falling behind

    cake cookies are an abomination.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    TTODewback wrote: »
    West Coast owns weird ass fusion restaurants doesn't it?

    I went to a thai-calmex place in silicon valley and it was like I was living inside a joke about the west coast but nobody was laughing.

    Edit: It was fine, the food was ok, but it had absolutely no synergy at all. Everything was exactly the sum of its parts. It clearly only existed because of some weird cultural phenomenon.

    Donkey Kong on
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i really enjoy all the niche/cultural/ethnic group focused dating websites

    farmers only
    jdate
    christian mingle
    etc.

    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre

    city folk just dont understand

    Bless your heart.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I don't miss diners living in the Bay Area. Mostly because we have tons of them. I can walk to one without breaking a sweat.

    What I miss are the American-Chinese buffets. You know, the kind that looks like it would fit in as a lobby of a Vegas Casino? The garish ostentatious ones with LANES of buffet food, all sorts of seafood that you can imagine, and inexplicably, an aisle devoted to hot dogs, pizzas, and burgers. They were a big thing in the Midwest (I can easily find one within a 10 minute drive), but out here, the closest one to where I live is about a 30 minute drive away. :(

    Next to two casinos, of course. :P

    They could be obliterated by simultaneous drone strike overnight and nothing of value would be lost.
    Given that I can't find any that are near me, they probably already were. :(

    I only miss it because I can't have it. Like, White Castle and Steak N Shake. Neither one of those places have franchises out here in California. They're terrible, and yet I miss them.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre
    Farmer's hours can be pretty insane, so maybe that factors into it?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i really enjoy all the niche/cultural/ethnic group focused dating websites

    farmers only
    jdate
    christian mingle
    etc.

    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre

    I don't see how it could be anything but code for whites only

    Maybe I'll try signing up

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    West Coast owns weird ass fusion restaurants doesn't it?

    I went to a thai-calmex place in silicon valley and it was like I was living inside a joke about the west coast but nobody was laughing.

    they had a korean-german place in LA on TV this weekend.
    kimchi burgers and brats and junk

    Bless your heart.
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    West Coast owns weird ass fusion restaurants doesn't it?

    I went to a thai-calmex place in silicon valley and it was like I was living inside a joke about the west coast but nobody was laughing.

    It was fine, the food was ok, but it had absolutely no synergy at all. Everything was exactly the sum of its parts. It clearly only existed because of some weird cultural phenomenon.

    My favorite is when I see places that are like "Chinese fusion".

    Chinese fused with what? Is "fusion" a shibboleth now?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre
    Farmer's hours can be pretty insane, so maybe that factors into it?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
    Heh. My two favorite Mitchell and Webb are the Angel Summoner one and the Homeopathy one:
    https://youtu.be/sbzUfV3_JIA

    https://youtu.be/HMGIbOGu8q0

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    West Coast owns weird ass fusion restaurants doesn't it?

    I went to a thai-calmex place in silicon valley and it was like I was living inside a joke about the west coast but nobody was laughing.

    they had a korean-german place in LA on TV this weekend.
    kimchi burgers and brats and junk

    I've been a proponent of kimchi on brats for years.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I don't like the west coast. It's too west coasty.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    West Coast owns weird ass fusion restaurants doesn't it?

    I went to a thai-calmex place in silicon valley and it was like I was living inside a joke about the west coast but nobody was laughing.

    It was fine, the food was ok, but it had absolutely no synergy at all. Everything was exactly the sum of its parts. It clearly only existed because of some weird cultural phenomenon.

    My favorite is when I see places that are like "Chinese fusion".

    Chinese fused with what? Is "fusion" a shibboleth now?
    In all the places I've seen the term used here in the Bay Area, all it meant was "in a burrito". Korean fusion is bibimbap in a burrito, for example. :P

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre
    Farmer's hours can be pretty insane, so maybe that tractors into it?

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    When I went to an interview in silicon valley I wore a suit and one of the other interviewees laughed at me because I was overdressed. :(

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    When I went to an interview in silicon valley I wore a suit and one of the other interviewees laughed at me because I was overdressed. :(

    suits are for funerals

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I'm 70% sure California Pizza Kitchen is an ISIS front

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Wait, no

    Your princess is in another Bloomingdales

    It works because there are 2 in LI.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    When I went to an interview in silicon valley I wore a suit and one of the other interviewees laughed at me because I was overdressed. :(

    suits are for funerals

    Yes.

    And also for many other occasions.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I would say that I'm the east coastiest person who's ever east coasted, but SKFM takes it to a whole different level.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Hm.

    Blocked out time for this conference call. Have yet to receive meeting invite.

    N-naptime..?

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    LI is everything wrong with America

    Why do you hate LI so much? It's just NJ but without trashy south NJ and with old money people in estates on the north shore.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    I'm 70% sure California Pizza Kitchen is an ISIS front

    it all makes so much sense now...

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    God damnit Fallout New Vegas why are you so crashy?

    To give other games a fighting chance.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    God damnit Fallout New Vegas why are you so crashy?
    Do you have mods installed?

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    God damnit Fallout New Vegas why are you so crashy?

    Because of Bethesda. That is the actual answer.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ARNOLDS PARK, IA—Appearing at a campaign event in the early primary state, real estate mogul and presidential candidate Donald Trump told an assembled group of dairy farmers Monday that his cows were 500 times bigger than theirs. “Your cows are small and scrawny, and you should be embarrassed to milk them,” said Trump, adding that each of his cows was the size of “at least” a dozen Cadillacs and had “udders that’ll make your head spin.” “No one raises dairy cows as gigantic or successful as I do; everyone knows that. My cattle are winners, and you people would be lucky to have them graze here.” Chatting with patrons at a diner later in the day, Trump reportedly said the apple pie was a disgrace and that his pies were a mile wide, with a perfect crust that made all the losers jealous.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    God damnit Fallout New Vegas why are you so crashy?
    Turn off Auto-save on Fast Travel/Area Transitions. Also, make sure you are only using one or two save files. The more save files you have, the crash-ier the game potentially is.

    EDIT: From an old OP that I wrote up for the Fallout thread:
    Performance/Crashing issues

    Q: Brah! My Fallout: New Vegas installation keeps crashing! What can I do?
    A: If you are playing the Steam version of the game, right click the game in your Steam Library, go to Properties, and try "VERIFY INTEGRITY OF GAME CACHE" in the Local Files tab. This often fixes crashing problems.
    A: If you are crashing after extended sessions and you have 4 GB or more of RAM, try using the 4 GB Extender.
    A: Sometimes a cell does not properly unload itself from memory, causing you to crash when you approach a certain area from a certain direction. Often, this can be fixed, oddly enough, by approaching the crashing area from a different direction. This may not be possible in some areas (like crashing as soon as you get to the Strip or crashing when you enter Fort McCarran).
    A: Auto-save on Travel is a big culprit when it comes to crashes that occur on Transition screens.
    A: Don't use EVE. Seriously. It conflicts with SO many mods out there.
    A: Project Nevada is neat! But it also is a common cause of constant crashing. Try removing it.
    A: Reduce the number of saves in your save game directory. Oddly enough, sometimes this works. Just move or delete your archived saves to somewhere else.

    Hahnsoo1 on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I wonder how fast driverless cars and associated services are going to be adopted nationwide. The thought that my current vehicle could be the last one I ever own is pretty delightful.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    ARNOLDS PARK, IA—Appearing at a campaign event in the early primary state, real estate mogul and presidential candidate Donald Trump told an assembled group of dairy farmers Monday that his cows were 500 times bigger than theirs. “Your cows are small and scrawny, and you should be embarrassed to milk them,” said Trump, adding that each of his cows was the size of “at least” a dozen Cadillacs and had “udders that’ll make your head spin.” “No one raises dairy cows as gigantic or successful as I do; everyone knows that. My cattle are winners, and you people would be lucky to have them graze here.” Chatting with patrons at a diner later in the day, Trump reportedly said the apple pie was a disgrace and that his pies were a mile wide, with a perfect crust that made all the losers jealous.

    poe's law

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    new vegas is such a good game it alone makes the case for "are games art"

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre
    Farmer's hours can be pretty insane, so maybe that factors into it?

    Being a farmer is more of a commitment to living a certain way. Let's say you're running the family farm, the same farm that your great great grandfather started when he emigrated from Europe. You want to find someone who is just as committed to farm life, not a city person who will resent being dragged out to the country and make your life miserable for it.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i really enjoy all the niche/cultural/ethnic group focused dating websites

    farmers only
    jdate
    christian mingle
    etc.

    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre

    Uniform dating is the big one here, and it makes plenty of sense. For lots of people it's an integral part of their identity, and it avoids the drama when the person you're dating finds out you mean it when you say you're not on a regular schedule, and can't always promise being off certain times or dates.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    God damnit Fallout New Vegas why are you so crashy?

    Because of Bethesda. That is the actual answer.

    Actual answer: they stretched the very limits of the engine designed for the xbox 360's ram with the base game

    using the 4gb thing for it can help

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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    On okcupid...... someone visited my profile. hmm

    definitely cute
    super nerdy, awesome
    into gaming, great.

    reads questions answered:
    "would you date a type 1 diabetic" (huh thats super specific): No

    wha

    And then the rest of her questions were answered like someone with schizophrenia.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    I'm 70% sure California Pizza Kitchen is an ISIS front

    it all makes so much sense now...

    cpk

    wat r u doin

    cpk

    stahp

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I forget who was it (someone here? my wife?) that observed that farmers only is probably just code for whites only

    no clue if that's true but I chuckled. cuz a profession centered dating website seems bizarre
    Farmer's hours can be pretty insane, so maybe that factors into it?

    Being a farmer is more of a commitment to living a certain way. Let's say you're running the family farm, the same farm that your great great grandfather started when he emigrated from Europe. You want to find someone who is just as committed to farm life, not a city person who will resent being dragged out to the country and make your life miserable for it.

    yeah but almost no farmers in the US are actually like this anymore. sure they represent a stereotype the republicans just cannot get enough of fellating but in terms of numbers they are a rounding error.

    Farming in the US means working for one of the very few giant agribusinesses. Usually in the capacity of managing all the slaves undocumented laborers who do the actual work.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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