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Comic for Monday, April 23, 2007

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Khoo, when a small child asks me what you're like, I'll tell them that you're like Mr. Krabs. Forcing Gabe and Tycho to work for you like they were Squidward and Spongebob.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no no no! It's not like that, I swear!

    lies and deception Khoo, lies and deception

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ka-Ching! Ka-Ching! Ka-Ching! Ka-Ching!

    Silmaril on
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    DeusfauxDeusfaux Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    no no no! It's not like that, I swear!

    lies and deception Khoo, lies and deception


    lies and deceit

    Deusfaux on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Deusfaux wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    no no no! It's not like that, I swear!

    lies and deception Khoo, lies and deception


    lies and deceit

    your mother.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited April 2007
    Perhaps you have me confused with somebody else.

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Deusfaux wrote: »
    Trillian wrote: »
    no no no! It's not like that, I swear!

    lies and deception Khoo, lies and deception


    lies and deceit

    Benjamin leaves marks all over his collar. Robert tells me they're grass stains but I see through his devious web.

    That HUSSY!!

    Polago on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Perhaps you have me confused with somebody else.

    Nice try Zarflax

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Money, get away.
    Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
    Money, its a gas.
    Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
    New car, caviar, four star daydream,
    Think Ill buy me a football team.

    Silmaril on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Perhaps you have me confused with somebody else.

    He's trying to say it's Gabe who wants all our money

    ZeroFill on
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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Khoo is all just slowly leaning forward, raising one eyebrow at you as you spontaneously combust from shame.

    Butler on
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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited April 2007
    Hah, trust me. I wish that were true.

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Khoo what the hell are you awake for, don't you have to go to "work" in like five hours?

    Shorty on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Can he use the forums as a legitimate excuse for being late?

    "I was interfacing with customers about potential profit bearing ventures!"

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dead people are pussies.

    Meiz on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hah, trust me. I wish that were true.

    That I was combusting from shame?

    :|

    ZeroFill on
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Also, Inferno the best you guys could come up with?

    Why not Ninja Bees, or Laser Sword Turtle?

    Meiz on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Khoo, do you ever try to use buzz words to make your job seem more important?

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jesus, I'm just glad they didn't go with Clan Walrus.

    Khoo, tell Tycho that his "signature" is ass! It's not a signature at all!

    Shorty on
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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited April 2007
    We work late over here at PA. :)

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Hah, trust me. I wish that were true.

    That I was combusting from shame?

    :|

    I think he may be inferring that Gabe doesn't want all our money, and that Khoo longs for the day Gabe turns into a ruthless business man, who will wring our wretched bodies for every last drop of cash.

    Silmaril on
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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited April 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Khoo, do you ever try to use buzz words to make your job seem more important?

    My short-term goals are to realize synergistic possibilities while maximizing output and balancing our resource allocation.

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Hah, trust me. I wish that were true.

    That I was combusting from shame?

    :|

    I think he may be inferring that Gabe doesn't want all our money, and that Khoo longs for the day Gabe turns into a ruthless business man, who will wring our wretched bodies for ever last drop of cash.


    Shakes fist.

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Hah, trust me. I wish that were true.

    That I was combusting from shame?

    :|

    I think he may be inferring that Gabe doesn't want all our money, and that Khoo longs for the day Gabe turns into a ruthless business man, who will wring our wretched bodies for ever last drop of cash.


    Shakes fist.

    I love this guy.

    Shorty on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Hah, trust me. I wish that were true.

    That I was combusting from shame?

    :|

    I think he may be inferring that Gabe doesn't want all our money, and that Khoo longs for the day Gabe turns into a ruthless business man, who will wring our wretched bodies for every last drop of cash.

    Time to charge .01 (insert cent sign) per post. Get them micropayments in.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    *rubs fingers together making the cash sign*

    we can all go swimming in the money bin afterwards

    ZeroFill on
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Khoo, do you ever try to use buzz words to make your job seem more important?

    My short-term goals are to realize synergistic possibilities while maximizing output and balancing our resource allocation.

    absolutely amazing. signature'd

    ZeroFill on
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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Khoo, do you ever try to use buzz words to make your job seem more important?

    My short-term goals are to realize synergistic possibilities while maximizing output and balancing our resource allocation.

    Translation: We're going batshit insane with the workload we have muahahahaha.

    Here's a tip. Stop being so awesome.

    There's also this thing called vacation.

    Meiz on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Hah, trust me. I wish that were true.

    That I was combusting from shame?

    :|

    I think he may be inferring that Gabe doesn't want all our money, and that Khoo longs for the day Gabe turns into a ruthless business man, who will wring our wretched bodies for ever last drop of cash.


    Shakes fist.



    Show him an A3 sized tablet on a 102 inch hi def screen. I'm sure he'd soon be beating us for our lunch money before you can say "sellout".

    Silmaril on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    First charge for a membership to the website. Then charge to view the comic. Access to the Store is part of the Platinum membership, which also gives access to the forum. Books will now be released in six month intervals and will have half a year's comics. The first version has only the comics. One version has all of Tycho's commentary. You can by the artwork and "unfinished projects" in the PA Lost Archives, a separate release, also twice a year. You can buy all of this together in a single (more expensive) volume. Finally, you can also get it on Live Marketplace for 3697 points. This version also kicks you in the junk.

    Shorty on
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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited April 2007
    Don't feel sorry for me - I take a vacation after PAX. :)

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Khoo, do you ever try to use buzz words to make your job seem more important?

    My short-term goals are to realize synergistic possibilities while maximizing output and balancing our resource allocation.

    I do the same thing with my D&D characters.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    First charge for a membership to the website. Then charge to view the comic. Access to the Store is part of the Platinum membership, which also gives access to the forum. Books will now be released in six month intervals and will have half a year's comics. The first version has only the comics. One version has all of Tycho's commentary. You can by the artwork and "unfinished projects" in the PA Lost Archives, a separate release, also twice a year. You can buy all of this together in a single (more expensive) volume. Finally, you can also get it on Live Marketplace for 3697 points. This version also kicks you in the junk.

    Don't forget to tie in the loyalty program to all of this.

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Don't feel sorry for me - I take a vacation after PAX. :)

    Like a post climax cig.

    Polago on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I bet Khoo tells them he's going on a business trip, and then just lives it up in the bahamas for a month on company money.

    Silmaril on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    First charge for a membership to the website. Then charge to view the comic. Access to the Store is part of the Platinum membership, which also gives access to the forum. Books will now be released in six month intervals and will have half a year's comics. The first version has only the comics. One version has all of Tycho's commentary. You can by the artwork and "unfinished projects" in the PA Lost Archives, a separate release, also twice a year. You can buy all of this together in a single (more expensive) volume. Finally, you can also get it on Live Marketplace for 3697 points. This version also kicks you in the junk.

    Don't forget to tie in the loyalty program to all of this.

    All merchandise now requires assembly. Tshirts will be replaced by iron-on patches.

    Posters will be a paint-by-numbers affair. Paints are sold separately.

    Blankets are a few balls of yarn.

    Shorty on
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    OOH!

    How about we find some creative ways to make Shorty's plan violate the privacy of all forumers?

    I'm thinking full cavity search every 100 posts.

    Wallhitter on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wallhitter wrote: »
    OOH!

    How about we find some creative ways to make Shorty's plan violate the privacy of all forumers?

    I'm thinking full cavity search every 100 posts.

    Credit Card and Social Security info will be required to sign up.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    When you register, the website installs a rootkit on your machine and sends not-so-anonymous usage statistics directly to Khoo.

    Shorty on
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    wallhitter wrote: »
    OOH!

    How about we find some creative ways to make Shorty's plan violate the privacy of all forumers?

    I'm thinking full cavity search every 100 posts.

    Credit Card and Social Security info will be required to sign up.

    Also, spies will monitor your every move and send the information to companies whenever you enter the stores of their competitors. Hence, everyone can make you miserable.

    Wallhitter on
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