Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
leah looks a lot like one of BC's avatars.
*pulls out notepad*
why don't you have a seat on that couch? We can talk about your feelings for fifty minutes.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Could one cat defeat another cat in a fair fight tho
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We ought not compromise what is possible just because it is inconvenient.
My thesis on ip regimes, encryption, washing one's hands
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
A cat fight goes like this.
Whichever cat can ignore the other cat the longest and with the most derision wins
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
guy who upgraded an app server was a little upset with me that I defended apple's actions for telling the gov't to go fuck themselves, he justified it as they were terrorists and that the company who owned the phone should be the one that makes the final call.
Sorry guy who did the server, it just doesn't sit well with me, feels like a 4th amendment violation and I'd rather Apple not give away that shit.
I didn't say much when you started going on about terrorists because I didn't want to argue politics at work with an independent vendor.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
leah looks a lot like one of BC's avatars.
*pulls out notepad*
why don't you have a seat on that couch? We can talk about your feelings for fifty minutes.
leah looks a lot like one of BC's avatars.
*pulls out notepad*
why don't you have a seat on that couch? We can talk about your feelings for fifty minutes.
*gets on couch*
Where do you want to begin.
with your insurance information and $100 copay/coinsurance. Have you met your annual deductible yet?
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guy who upgraded an app server was a little upset with me that I defended apple's actions for telling the gov't to go fuck themselves, he justified it as they were terrorists and that the company who owned the phone should be the one that makes the final call.
Sorry guy who did the server, it just doesn't sit well with me, feels like a 4th amendment violation and I'd rather Apple not give away that shit.
I didn't say much when you started going on about terrorists because I didn't want to argue politics at work with an independent vendor.
Dead people don't have 4th amendment rights, and they have a warrant.
I'm against it because the government should not be trying to force weaker encryption on us. Encryption is weak enough as it is. I read about rainbow tables, and predictable salt creation and damn near shit my britches.
If the federal government can backdoor into my iphone. Anonymous can backdoor into my iphone, and Israel, and Russia. The government is terrible at keeping secrets, and there isn't a security clearance on math.
~~what the fbi is doing doesn't even have to do with encryption~~
~~aaaarghuthetuhetun~~
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I'm pretty sure this isn't D&D 3.5e and I could beat a housecat in a fair fight.
bro could you though
could any of us
Yes. I am certain that all of us could fight a housecat successfully.
One time, when I was 14 or 15 years old, we brought a stray cat into the house, as it was a blustery, bitterly cold winter day, no fit place for any living creature
He was an orange tabby and we brought him in and we gave him water and food, and let him have free roam of the house for the night
The following morning, I stroll down the hall to the bathroom, shirtless, intending to take a shower
As I reach the bathroom, I come ankles-to-face with this orange tabby, who's sitting expectantly on the linoleum tiles of the bathroom floor
We regard one another for perhaps a full second before he leaps and, all 20 claws fully extended, suspends himself from the flesh of my chest
The flesh yields, unfortunately, and our hapless feline friend instead slides down my torso, claws digging a trench the whole way down until he hits the waistband of my pants and falls to the floor
The lesson here is that I am not so confident in my ability to win a fight with a housecat, particularly if I am not appropriately attired
Once again he cheated the hangman at the brink,
and made the elephant disappear (but not extinct),
It's the other guy with the alliterative name you seek,
The one who beat the devil four times a week.
YOU JERK I AM SO BAD AT RIDDLES
elephant = republican? politics? don't talk about politics? alliterative name - chris christie, donald drumpf, martin o malley?
beat the devil four times a week - fiddle game? cosmic battle? jesus? what happens 4 times a week? a theater performance or something? is there a religion with 4 services a week standard?
cheated the hangman at the brink, more than once - close calls? down but not out?
some religious stuff here and in elki's first riddle - but not the last two riddles:
"With his cousin against his cousin for the two's telegrams did not help. Was many things, but a bigamist not one."
"He made many for America's game, and put on a few different uniforms. But let's just talk about the game. They were out of the playoffs hunt, nothing to play for, and facing the Yankees. Goddamn Yankees. He's been losing all season, is gonna be traded when it's done, is famous for what he used to be but what does that count for now. His love life wasn't much better. So he takes the field, thinking about his pain, thinking about love, thinking about love lost, thinking about his dad. He pitched a perfect game. He's done. He finds her."
I guess maybe also I'm just over John Oliver's schtick, which is loudly yelling slightly sexually creepy things about things liberals feel really strongly about
it's less the daily show and more "liberal yelling guy who makes a lot of dick jokes"
speaking of data and privacy i don't know why but john oliver's recent rant about the Apple thing kind of left me feeling weird
I don't know why. I can't explain what bothered me about it beyond "the joke ad at the end wasn't really very funny and didn't seem to add anything to his overall thesis" but then I worried i was taking him to seriously but then but then i wondered how seriously I'm supposed to take john oliver
on the other hand, i loved the john oliver segment
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
This case the government has a good case for its push.
The real owner of the phone, the county, said it is okay. They have a warrant. The user is dead by police after shooting at police. And thus feels all the need of the forth amendment for a proper search and seizure I would say.
Problem is the county never installed the app to let them break into the phone which they bought. The FBI fucked up guessing passwords. And they are trying to do a last ditch effort to cover it up.
Really they should ask darpa, my guess they are did this. Though I remember there was some James Bond level stuff for the finger print opening and I am surprised they aren't going that route.
guy who upgraded an app server was a little upset with me that I defended apple's actions for telling the gov't to go fuck themselves, he justified it as they were terrorists and that the company who owned the phone should be the one that makes the final call.
Sorry guy who did the server, it just doesn't sit well with me, feels like a 4th amendment violation and I'd rather Apple not give away that shit.
I didn't say much when you started going on about terrorists because I didn't want to argue politics at work with an independent vendor.
Dead people don't have 4th amendment rights, and they have a warrant.
I'm against it because the government should not be trying to force weaker encryption on us. Encryption is weak enough as it is. I read about rainbow tables, and predictable salt creation and damn near shit my britches.
If the federal government can backdoor into my iphone. Anonymous can backdoor into my iphone, and Israel, and Russia. The government is terrible at keeping secrets, and there isn't a security clearance on math.
Yeah, just because this guy is dead doesn't mean the next guy will be. That's where I'm uncomfortable.
I may not be 50 years old, but I know damn well the government is a bunch of shit bags when they get power.
I'm probably already on several lists.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
I guess maybe also I'm just over John Oliver's schtick, which is loudly yelling slightly sexually creepy things about things liberals feel really strongly about
it's less the daily show and more "liberal yelling guy who makes a lot of dick jokes"
as a member of the liberal....
maybe you're thinking too much into an episode you didn't like?
because that is not his schtick
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
arch have you considered the possibility that you're wrong about everything though
quick, what's your current opinion of tucson?
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
As a side note, that occasion was the 11th most I've ever bled from a single incident
speaking of data and privacy i don't know why but john oliver's recent rant about the Apple thing kind of left me feeling weird
I don't know why. I can't explain what bothered me about it beyond "the joke ad at the end wasn't really very funny and didn't seem to add anything to his overall thesis" but then I worried i was taking him to seriously but then but then i wondered how seriously I'm supposed to take john oliver
on the other hand, i loved the john oliver segment
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*pulls out notepad*
why don't you have a seat on that couch? We can talk about your feelings for fifty minutes.
---
We ought not compromise what is possible just because it is inconvenient.
My thesis on ip regimes, encryption, washing one's hands
Whichever cat can ignore the other cat the longest and with the most derision wins
Sorry guy who did the server, it just doesn't sit well with me, feels like a 4th amendment violation and I'd rather Apple not give away that shit.
I didn't say much when you started going on about terrorists because I didn't want to argue politics at work with an independent vendor.
Where do you want to begin.
Yes. I am certain that all of us could fight a housecat successfully.
*sips cider*
She has suggested trolling groups of friends of hers as a method of coming out.
This is a thing I have done with my own coming out, so clearly she is the best and has the best ideas.
*moments before he was violently eviscerated by a house cat*
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
with your insurance information and $100 copay/coinsurance. Have you met your annual deductible yet?
no mushrooms!
what all at once?
madness
I'm against it because the government should not be trying to force weaker encryption on us. Encryption is weak enough as it is. I read about rainbow tables, and predictable salt creation and damn near shit my britches.
If the federal government can backdoor into my iphone. Anonymous can backdoor into my iphone, and Israel, and Russia. The government is terrible at keeping secrets, and there isn't a security clearance on math.
Dogs are typically larger than housecats.
~~aaaarghuthetuhetun~~
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
yes but is j larger than a dog
One time, when I was 14 or 15 years old, we brought a stray cat into the house, as it was a blustery, bitterly cold winter day, no fit place for any living creature
He was an orange tabby and we brought him in and we gave him water and food, and let him have free roam of the house for the night
The following morning, I stroll down the hall to the bathroom, shirtless, intending to take a shower
As I reach the bathroom, I come ankles-to-face with this orange tabby, who's sitting expectantly on the linoleum tiles of the bathroom floor
We regard one another for perhaps a full second before he leaps and, all 20 claws fully extended, suspends himself from the flesh of my chest
The flesh yields, unfortunately, and our hapless feline friend instead slides down my torso, claws digging a trench the whole way down until he hits the waistband of my pants and falls to the floor
The lesson here is that I am not so confident in my ability to win a fight with a housecat, particularly if I am not appropriately attired
i cri every time :<
YOU JERK I AM SO BAD AT RIDDLES
elephant = republican? politics? don't talk about politics? alliterative name - chris christie, donald drumpf, martin o malley?
beat the devil four times a week - fiddle game? cosmic battle? jesus? what happens 4 times a week? a theater performance or something? is there a religion with 4 services a week standard?
cheated the hangman at the brink, more than once - close calls? down but not out?
some religious stuff here and in elki's first riddle - but not the last two riddles:
"With his cousin against his cousin for the two's telegrams did not help. Was many things, but a bigamist not one."
"He made many for America's game, and put on a few different uniforms. But let's just talk about the game. They were out of the playoffs hunt, nothing to play for, and facing the Yankees. Goddamn Yankees. He's been losing all season, is gonna be traded when it's done, is famous for what he used to be but what does that count for now. His love life wasn't much better. So he takes the field, thinking about his pain, thinking about love, thinking about love lost, thinking about his dad. He pitched a perfect game. He's done. He finds her."
Water.
it's less the daily show and more "liberal yelling guy who makes a lot of dick jokes"
as a member of the liberal....
omg
on the other hand, i loved the john oliver segment
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
The real owner of the phone, the county, said it is okay. They have a warrant. The user is dead by police after shooting at police. And thus feels all the need of the forth amendment for a proper search and seizure I would say.
Problem is the county never installed the app to let them break into the phone which they bought. The FBI fucked up guessing passwords. And they are trying to do a last ditch effort to cover it up.
Really they should ask darpa, my guess they are did this. Though I remember there was some James Bond level stuff for the finger print opening and I am surprised they aren't going that route.
i think most of you could also
Yeah, just because this guy is dead doesn't mean the next guy will be. That's where I'm uncomfortable.
I may not be 50 years old, but I know damn well the government is a bunch of shit bags when they get power.
I'm probably already on several lists.
maybe you're thinking too much into an episode you didn't like?
because that is not his schtick
quick, what's your current opinion of tucson?
Seeing as the only recorded incident of a cat killing somebody was by sitting on a sleeping baby, I'm willing to take my chances.
the only reason i watched is cause of ur FB post
the pages still fall
death comes for us soon
it comes for us all
friendship is magical