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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    dOdIP9O.jpg

    We just got this one star Yelp review.

    I am going to Soylent Green some technophobic motherfuckers. Jesus H. Fucking Christ I hate people. Literally the world would be a better place if this person ceased to exist.

    Yelp is such bullshit.

    I first attempted to report the review for "false information."

    You can't.

    Yelp says every story has two sides, and they won't remove a review just because we don't "agree" with it, and you should probably try to work it out in comments.

    So I'm going to publicly scored earth an idiot right now.

    Yelp is the CNN of review sites, huh.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Woooow. I'd say Notch has gone off the deep end, but I said that last time and now he's drilling through rock bottom.

    I won't even post his tweets. You know where to find them.

    I have made a guess as to what it is

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Visiting my parents and went with them to the eid prayer where I witnessed the greatest sermon in Islam's history. It started out quite blandly, forgive this and pardon that, do not give in to anger. And then we transitioned to the real meat of things, why you should stop acting so rude in parking lots, cutting people off, and especially not stealing your neighbor's goddamn designated parking spot. This latter point would be repeated quite often, with several illustrative examples from hadith to show that the prophet Mohamed would like you to please stop stealing your neighbor's parking spot. Because, frankly, it is unislamic what you're doing. Everyone kept knowingly nodding through the whole thing, and I managed to contain myself and not lose it.

    Live by the example of Imam Hossein who as we all know respected the heavenly law of the lawn chair placed in the dug out parking spot after the heavy snow

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    BSoB wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    That's a decent comic.

    Let's talk some more about shitty managers.
    DOWN WITH THE WAGE SYSTEM!

    Also don't invest your wages in beanie babies

    Well, but they are at an all time low!

    They can only go back up from here!

    Thanks for reminding me about the guy who squandered his sister's inheritance on BitCoins.

    Yeah

    ... Yeah

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    something bout the added player characters in mario 64 ds rankles my ankles

    actually I think it's specifically that they added em to the very beginning of the game

    mario 64's opening is so perfectly simple. there's mario, there's a castle, there's a missing princess. throwing wario and luigi etc into the mix just muddles that opening up. i think they shoulda kept the opening then had the other PCs unlock later on

    Also apparently the characters have different abilities and there are some things some characters can't reach like in Donkey Kong 64? which sounds more tedious than fun

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I was right :(

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    If anyone wants to give me a billion dollars on the condition I post stupid things on Twitter, I am willing to bear this burden.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I got approved for my apartment. I'm moving out. This is apparently really happening.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Woooow. I'd say Notch has gone off the deep end, but I said that last time and now he's drilling through rock bottom.

    I won't even post his tweets. You know where to find them.

    oh noooooooo
    why did I read that I didn't know he was gross

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I got approved for my apartment. I'm moving out. This is apparently really happening.

    I'm sure you have a lot of complicated emotions that a reaction will not cover, so I'm sending you an e-hug. <3

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    If anyone wants to give me a billion dollars on the condition I post stupid things on Twitter, I am willing to bear this burden.

    Okay, i got you.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Woooow. I'd say Notch has gone off the deep end, but I said that last time and now he's drilling through rock bottom.

    I won't even post his tweets. You know where to find them.

    that's funny, beasto brought him up this morning as I was speculating on whether SGDQ could actually hit $1 million in donations this year. He was like, "I wonder when Notch is getting involved"

    Me: he probably won't he's too busy railing against feminists on twitter

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    As SJW filth,

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    dOdIP9O.jpg

    We just got this one star Yelp review.

    I am going to Soylent Green some technophobic motherfuckers. Jesus H. Fucking Christ I hate people. Literally the world would be a better place if this person ceased to exist.

    Yelp is such bullshit.

    I first attempted to report the review for "false information."

    You can't.

    Yelp says every story has two sides, and they won't remove a review just because we don't "agree" with it, and you should probably try to work it out in comments.

    So I'm going to publicly scored earth an idiot right now.

    If you bribe them, they'll remove it

    I will eat lava and shit granite before Yelp gets a penny from us.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    John allison is British, right
    I wonder if there's something i'm not getting (the famed British dry humour??) when i read his comics when they are posted because they tend not to be entertaining to me personally

    Then again i think most webcomics are bad

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Woooow. I'd say Notch has gone off the deep end, but I said that last time and now he's drilling through rock bottom.

    I won't even post his tweets. You know where to find them.

    oh noooooooo
    why did I read that I didn't know he was gross

    He's been publicly swimming in some sharky waters for some time now

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Visiting my parents and went with them to the eid prayer where I witnessed the greatest sermon in Islam's history. It started out quite blandly, forgive this and pardon that, do not give in to anger. And then we transitioned to the real meat of things, why you should stop acting so rude in parking lots, cutting people off, and especially not stealing your neighbor's goddamn designated parking spot. This latter point would be repeated quite often, with several illustrative examples from hadith to show that the prophet Mohamed would like you to please stop stealing your neighbor's parking spot. Because, frankly, it is unislamic what you're doing. Everyone kept knowingly nodding through the whole thing, and I managed to contain myself and not lose it.

    so who was it that took the guy's parking spot I wonder

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I got approved for my apartment. I'm moving out. This is apparently really happening.

    Good luck, Atomika :bro:

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    And he brings up James Rolfe even though I don't think Rolfe ever said anything like that?

    Unless he's done some double downing of his own

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Visiting my parents and went with them to the eid prayer where I witnessed the greatest sermon in Islam's history. It started out quite blandly, forgive this and pardon that, do not give in to anger. And then we transitioned to the real meat of things, why you should stop acting so rude in parking lots, cutting people off, and especially not stealing your neighbor's goddamn designated parking spot. This latter point would be repeated quite often, with several illustrative examples from hadith to show that the prophet Mohamed would like you to please stop stealing your neighbor's parking spot. Because, frankly, it is unislamic what you're doing. Everyone kept knowingly nodding through the whole thing, and I managed to contain myself and not lose it.

    so who was it that took the guy's parking spot I wonder

    Not pointing fingers HASSAN

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Visiting my parents and went with them to the eid prayer where I witnessed the greatest sermon in Islam's history. It started out quite blandly, forgive this and pardon that, do not give in to anger. And then we transitioned to the real meat of things, why you should stop acting so rude in parking lots, cutting people off, and especially not stealing your neighbor's goddamn designated parking spot. This latter point would be repeated quite often, with several illustrative examples from hadith to show that the prophet Mohamed would like you to please stop stealing your neighbor's parking spot. Because, frankly, it is unislamic what you're doing. Everyone kept knowingly nodding through the whole thing, and I managed to contain myself and not lose it.

    Live by the example of Imam Hossein who as we all know respected the heavenly law of the lawn chair placed in the dug out parking spot after the heavy snow

    Oh, is that a snowy metropolitan thing? I've heard about this, once.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    That's a decent comic.

    Let's talk some more about shitty managers.
    DOWN WITH THE WAGE SYSTEM!

    Also don't invest your wages in beanie babies
    Yeeeaaahh.

    And on the list of things that shouldn't be considered investments. Jewelry.

    My Fiance was watching QVC and they were talking about a piece of jewelry being an investment piece.

    *eye twitch*

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Visiting my parents and went with them to the eid prayer where I witnessed the greatest sermon in Islam's history. It started out quite blandly, forgive this and pardon that, do not give in to anger. And then we transitioned to the real meat of things, why you should stop acting so rude in parking lots, cutting people off, and especially not stealing your neighbor's goddamn designated parking spot. This latter point would be repeated quite often, with several illustrative examples from hadith to show that the prophet Mohamed would like you to please stop stealing your neighbor's parking spot. Because, frankly, it is unislamic what you're doing. Everyone kept knowingly nodding through the whole thing, and I managed to contain myself and not lose it.

    Live by the example of Imam Hossein who as we all know respected the heavenly law of the lawn chair placed in the dug out parking spot after the heavy snow

    Oh, is that a snowy metropolitan thing? I've heard about this, once.

    Boston nearly descended into a war of all against all during last year's brutal winter didn't you hear

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Deebs, pay her the 15 extra minutes tbqh.

    Outside very rare exceptions, on time is on time in a healthy office environment.

    *squints at post*
    you thought i was serious?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Visiting my parents and went with them to the eid prayer where I witnessed the greatest sermon in Islam's history. It started out quite blandly, forgive this and pardon that, do not give in to anger. And then we transitioned to the real meat of things, why you should stop acting so rude in parking lots, cutting people off, and especially not stealing your neighbor's goddamn designated parking spot. This latter point would be repeated quite often, with several illustrative examples from hadith to show that the prophet Mohamed would like you to please stop stealing your neighbor's parking spot. Because, frankly, it is unislamic what you're doing. Everyone kept knowingly nodding through the whole thing, and I managed to contain myself and not lose it.

    Live by the example of Imam Hossein who as we all know respected the heavenly law of the lawn chair placed in the dug out parking spot after the heavy snow

    Oh, is that a snowy metropolitan thing? I've heard about this, once.

    Boston nearly descended into a war of all against all during last year's brutal winter didn't you hear

    im p sure there were no survivors

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited July 2016
    oh and apparently they haven't added analog controls to Mario 64 DS even tho DSes have analog sticks now

    come onnnnnnn

    wandering on
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Visiting my parents and went with them to the eid prayer where I witnessed the greatest sermon in Islam's history. It started out quite blandly, forgive this and pardon that, do not give in to anger. And then we transitioned to the real meat of things, why you should stop acting so rude in parking lots, cutting people off, and especially not stealing your neighbor's goddamn designated parking spot. This latter point would be repeated quite often, with several illustrative examples from hadith to show that the prophet Mohamed would like you to please stop stealing your neighbor's parking spot. Because, frankly, it is unislamic what you're doing. Everyone kept knowingly nodding through the whole thing, and I managed to contain myself and not lose it.

    Live by the example of Imam Hossein who as we all know respected the heavenly law of the lawn chair placed in the dug out parking spot after the heavy snow

    Oh, is that a snowy metropolitan thing? I've heard about this, once.

    Boston nearly descended into a war of all against all during last year's brutal winter didn't you hear

    I thought that was just the end of Hockey season

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Z_bIqIWpg

    I've been digging this song lately and for some reason it always makes me think of @y2jake215

    why don't we talk anymore jake

    why

    football season is starting soon we must prepare for the seahawks fans

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    That's a decent comic.

    Let's talk some more about shitty managers.
    DOWN WITH THE WAGE SYSTEM!

    Also don't invest your wages in beanie babies
    Yeeeaaahh.

    And on the list of things that shouldn't be considered investments. Jewelry.

    My Fiance was watching QVC and they were talking about a piece of jewelry being an investment piece.

    *eye twitch*

    It's not a monetary investment. But there is a value in passing down items of jewelry through the generations (until one feckless unworthy grandchild pawns it to buy one of those videogames)

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Man I wish pokemon go like, told you anything at all about itself

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Deebs, pay her the 15 extra minutes tbqh.

    Outside very rare exceptions, on time is on time in a healthy office environment.

    *squints at post*
    you thought i was serious?

    Yes.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2016
    Notch is one of those people who would have been better off trashing his twitter account after the first time he did a thing

    But noope, gotta open the mouth and jam the foot right back in repeatedly. He's one of those people who can't help but engage every time

    I don't really get it but w/e

    Orphane on
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I got approved for my apartment. I'm moving out. This is apparently really happening.

    I'm sure you have a lot of complicated emotions that a reaction will not cover, so I'm sending you an e-hug. <3

    this is appropriate <3

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Deebs, pay her the 15 extra minutes tbqh.

    Outside very rare exceptions, on time is on time in a healthy office environment.

    *squints at post*
    you thought i was serious?

    Oh thank Christ. I thought you were kidding but everyone was taking it so earnestly. Deebs I was sharpening the guillotine blade. FWIW I would have pardoned your fam.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Notch is one of those people who would have been better off trashing his twitter account after the first time he did a thing

    But noope, gotta open the mouth and jam the foot right back in repeatedly. He's one of those people who can't help but engage every time

    I don't really get it but w/e
    who would ever think that programmers who worked on a single game for years would not be well adjusted

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Notch is one of those people who would have been better off trashing his twitter account after the first time he did a thing

    But noope, gotta open the mouth and jam the foot right back in repeatedly. He's one of those people who can't help but engage every time

    I don't really get it but w/e

    The whole thing is enjoyable because I get to watch one person have a melt down, and half the internet rage at it.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Man I wish pokemon go like, told you anything at all about itself

    it does

    Step One: Pokemon
    Step Two: Go!

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    @spool32 @Belasco32

    can we make one of these?


    this speaks to my aesthetic as a person

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Notch is one of those people who would have been better off trashing his twitter account after the first time he did a thing

    But noope, gotta open the mouth and jam the foot right back in repeatedly. He's one of those people who can't help but engage every time

    I don't really get it but w/e
    who would ever think that programmers who worked on a single game for years would not be well adjusted

    And he's fabulously wealthy on top of it.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Deebs, pay her the 15 extra minutes tbqh.

    Outside very rare exceptions, on time is on time in a healthy office environment.

    *squints at post*
    you thought i was serious?

    Oh thank Christ. I thought you were kidding but everyone was taking it so earnestly. Deebs I was sharpening the guillotine blade. FWIW I would have pardoned your fam.

    But who would trust a traitor's blood?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
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