Oh geez I should have cleaned my apartment this afternoon
I mean it's not bad or gross or anything, but
If someone is coming over to your apartment then it's better if it's a little messy. Lived in.
If it's completely pristine then it looks weirdly try-hard, IMO.
So as long as your dishes are in the sink and garbage isn't on the floor, you're fine.
Oh geez I should have cleaned my apartment this afternoon
I mean it's not bad or gross or anything, but
Honestly as long as it's not gross, I think you're fine. A bit of clutter is actually preferable to a fully cleaned apartment, imo. Makes the place feel more lived-in and real.
When I go to someone's place I like:
Clean bathroom.
No dishes lying around.
Sheets can be rumpled, those ain't staying clean anyway.
Pick up your goddamn garbage.
When someone comes over to my place I always:
Clean the litter box
Clean the bathroom.
Sweep for dust/cat hair.
Tidy dishes to the sink, wash 'em if there's too many.
Make sure not to tidy away conversation pieces like my books and stuffed animals.
When I go to someone's place I like:
Clean bathroom.
No dishes lying around.
Sheets can be rumpled, those ain't staying clean anyway.
Pick up your goddamn garbage.
When someone comes over to my place I always:
Clean the litter box
Clean the bathroom.
Sweep for dust/cat hair.
Tidy dishes to the sink, wash 'em if there's too many.
Make sure not to tidy away conversation pieces like my books and stuffed animals.
Okay, now what if my dishes and goddamn garbage are my main conversation pieces?
When I go to someone's place I like:
Clean bathroom.
No dishes lying around.
Sheets can be rumpled, those ain't staying clean anyway.
Pick up your goddamn garbage.
When someone comes over to my place I always:
Clean the litter box
Clean the bathroom.
Sweep for dust/cat hair.
Tidy dishes to the sink, wash 'em if there's too many.
Make sure not to tidy away conversation pieces like my books and stuffed animals.
Okay, now what if my dishes and goddamn garbage are my main conversation pieces?
If the dishes are clean I can talk ceramics/glass/whatever all day long.
Garbage outside of a can makes you undateable to me, sorry.
When I go to someone's place I like:
Clean bathroom.
No dishes lying around.
Sheets can be rumpled, those ain't staying clean anyway.
Pick up your goddamn garbage.
When someone comes over to my place I always:
Clean the litter box
Clean the bathroom.
Sweep for dust/cat hair.
Tidy dishes to the sink, wash 'em if there's too many.
Make sure not to tidy away conversation pieces like my books and stuffed animals.
Okay, now what if my dishes and goddamn garbage are my main conversation pieces?
If the dishes are clean I can talk ceramics/glass/whatever all day long.
Garbage outside of a can makes you undateable to me, sorry.
Oh I wasn't clear, the two are really one and the same, a conglomerate pile, if you will.
Have food in your kitchen other than a cupboard full of condiments and thirty six eggs. Anything else.
This one is so specific I don't want to know the backstory because it'd be too depressing.
In actual useful advice, make sure you can offer a version of a preferred drink. There's no point finding out she really likes tea if you only have coffee or orange squash in the house for example.
Have food in your kitchen other than a cupboard full of condiments and thirty six eggs. Anything else.
This one is so specific I don't want to know the backstory because it'd be too depressing.
In actual useful advice, make sure you can offer a version of a preferred drink. There's no point finding out she really likes tea if you only have coffee or orange squash in the house for example.
There's not much backstory, just last dude I dated had a fucking weird kitchen and I had to scrape the barrel to make myself breakfast.
Have food in your kitchen other than a cupboard full of condiments and thirty six eggs. Anything else.
This one is so specific I don't want to know the backstory because it'd be too depressing.
In actual useful advice, make sure you can offer a version of a preferred drink. There's no point finding out she really likes tea if you only have coffee or orange squash in the house for example.
There's not much backstory, just last dude I dated had a fucking weird kitchen and I had to scrape the barrel to make myself breakfast.
:x
Stocking a kitchen to make it hospitable isn't that hard!
Have food in your kitchen other than a cupboard full of condiments and thirty six eggs. Anything else.
This one is so specific I don't want to know the backstory because it'd be too depressing.
In actual useful advice, make sure you can offer a version of a preferred drink. There's no point finding out she really likes tea if you only have coffee or orange squash in the house for example.
There's not much backstory, just last dude I dated had a fucking weird kitchen and I had to scrape the barrel to make myself breakfast.
Man, my kitchen gets dire sometimes because I live alone and don't like grocery shopping, but I'd make a point of stocking up on bare essentials if there was a chance of having someone else over.
Have food in your kitchen other than a cupboard full of condiments and thirty six eggs. Anything else.
This one is so specific I don't want to know the backstory because it'd be too depressing.
In actual useful advice, make sure you can offer a version of a preferred drink. There's no point finding out she really likes tea if you only have coffee or orange squash in the house for example.
Honestly, it's not that specific. I've known more than a few kitchens that fit that description.
I hate breakfast so I don't stock breakfast food. I've got several nice brunch places within a 3-block radius that I'll go to if I want an egg, but don't ask me to put food in my body before 11 AM.
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So basically, right at the other side of the bridge from Westminster. Shouting distance from where the attack took place.
Fortunately she was obviously at work, because she crosses that bridge pretty regularly to, like, go for lunch or whatever
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She only got online this evening so I was a little antsy but all is well with her
Oh geez I should have cleaned my apartment this afternoon
I mean it's not bad or gross or anything, but
If someone is coming over to your apartment then it's better if it's a little messy. Lived in.
If it's completely pristine then it looks weirdly try-hard, IMO.
So as long as your dishes are in the sink and garbage isn't on the floor, you're fine.
Honestly as long as it's not gross, I think you're fine. A bit of clutter is actually preferable to a fully cleaned apartment, imo. Makes the place feel more lived-in and real.
Ladies appreciate that I find
You gotta get that real spooky abandoned house vibe if you want girls to be interested in you, it's true
Sometimes I wonder if my landlord would give me a deal on renting the apartment across the hall from mine exclusively for parties
the toilet and the tub most importantly
do the dishes
vacuum
use some air fresheners
if things are going to get frisky, give the sheets a wash and make the bed
Clean bathroom.
No dishes lying around.
Sheets can be rumpled, those ain't staying clean anyway.
Pick up your goddamn garbage.
When someone comes over to my place I always:
Clean the litter box
Clean the bathroom.
Sweep for dust/cat hair.
Tidy dishes to the sink, wash 'em if there's too many.
Make sure not to tidy away conversation pieces like my books and stuffed animals.
This is why I'm single, isn't it?
Okay, now what if my dishes and goddamn garbage are my main conversation pieces?
If the dishes are clean I can talk ceramics/glass/whatever all day long.
Garbage outside of a can makes you undateable to me, sorry.
Oh I wasn't clear, the two are really one and the same, a conglomerate pile, if you will.
Don't you make fun of my egg life
What about 48 eggs and a bunch of empty cardboard sleeves from 4-packs of Easy Mac?
I'm not really sure how dating works
We're meeting for wings and beer very soon
I'm actually at the bar already, becuase i would rather be early than late
8-)
This one is so specific I don't want to know the backstory because it'd be too depressing.
In actual useful advice, make sure you can offer a version of a preferred drink. There's no point finding out she really likes tea if you only have coffee or orange squash in the house for example.
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Chicken, quail, faberge, ostrich, duck...
There's not much backstory, just last dude I dated had a fucking weird kitchen and I had to scrape the barrel to make myself breakfast.
Put in some cheese
And a spinach
Hot damn
:x
Stocking a kitchen to make it hospitable isn't that hard!
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Man, my kitchen gets dire sometimes because I live alone and don't like grocery shopping, but I'd make a point of stocking up on bare essentials if there was a chance of having someone else over.
According to that dude it was difficult.
And so was texting back.
And saying anything nice.
And wanting to hang out when it didn't involve a booty call.
Yo that dude is trash, but I'm preaching to the choir I know
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Honestly, it's not that specific. I've known more than a few kitchens that fit that description.
Well now you're talking.
maybe I should get that guy's number