1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com
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I routinely fail at managing to tell girls how I feel.
Dude just be like: "Hey Sally, I don't know about you but I'm pretty hungry and also pretty horny right now. Wanna join me for a fuck and a pizza in a few minutes?"
I tripped over my own feet, and fell face first into a girl's cleavage at work today. Epic fail.
It was so embarrassing that I am still cringing about it now, 12 hours later. It's worse than when I called my supervisor at McDonalds 'Sir' on my first day because I'd been out of school all of 3 weeks.
I tripped over my own feet, and fell face first into a girl's cleavage at work today. Epic fail.
It was so embarrassing that I am still cringing about it now, 12 hours later. It's worse than when I called my supervisor at McDonalds 'Sir' on my first day because I'd been out of school all of 3 weeks.
If you trip into some cleavage, you have to recover by rubbing your face all in there like benny hill
I couldn't really enjoy it, I was just stopping my momentum after tripping and my face bounced in and out pretty quickly, then I basically stammered a huge apology and left the room. In fact, it was made worse by the fact that I've been flirting with this girl like mad since she started working there and she's pretty nice, but I could barely look at her afterwards without feeling myself go red in the face.
I am failing to pack up all my shit in this apartment even though I need to move back home for a little while tomorrow at 9 AM.
I am, however, succeeding at drinking this beer.
back home with the parents? you should succeed at drinking like twelve more of those, dude
Well see, I just graduated college this morning. After I drive back to PA, my family and I are heading to the Cayman Islands for a week. I'll fuck around at home for a couple weeks, then I'll fly back to Chicago to find myself an apartment before my job starts in early July...
Thx much. Though I have to admit I'm starting to freak out about the whole college to real-world transition...
Not because I'm particularly worried about anything, but I'm pretty sure I won't be able to get shitfaced any night of the week I feel like it anymore, and that shit ain't ballin' with me.
Had a class test today, nothing major and it was a cakewalk.
Tennis ball slips out of my bag on the floor underneath the desk though about halfway through and proceeds to roll and bounce down the huge auditorium tier steps all the way to the front, making, in what was a silent exam hall, excruciatingly loud and embarassing noises with each bounce.
Had a class test today, nothing major and it was a cakewalk.
Tennis ball slips out of my bag on the floor underneath the desk though about halfway through and proceeds to roll and bounce down the huge auditorium tier steps all the way to the front, making, in what was a silent exam hall, excruciatingly loud and embarassing noises with each bounce.
No. The examination officer did shout out fifteen love when it stopped rolling which brought a laugh but then he was all 'shutup its an exam' which if he was gonna say that why make the joke?
No. The examination officer did shout out fifteen love when it stopped rolling which brought a laugh but then he was all 'shutup its an exam' which if he was gonna say that why make the joke?
Had a class test today, nothing major and it was a cakewalk.
Tennis ball slips out of my bag on the floor underneath the desk though about halfway through and proceeds to roll and bounce down the huge auditorium tier steps all the way to the front, making, in what was a silent exam hall, excruciatingly loud and embarassing noises with each bounce.
I failed at getting the hook out of a big pickerel I caught on Monday. He ended up dying cuz the hook was basically lodged in his gills, from the inside. No fun.
I felt bad, so I used him as fertilizer in my garden.
No. The examination officer did shout out fifteen love when it stopped rolling which brought a laugh but then he was all 'shutup its an exam' which if he was gonna say that why make the joke?
Because he is an ass.
He really is.
Though his son is the lead singer of The Kooks. No joke.:|
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Should I go to breakdancing tonight or should I keep Natasha company while she drives out to pick up something from her mom later?
Decisions decisions.
go breakdancing
film it
host it on youtube
Motherfucker isn't working and I don't know why.
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those were funny
in 2003
can't remember the site now
edit:
you mean like this?
lol turns out Teefs just wanted programming tips lolololol
Seriously.
I clicked one.
Then i deleted the url from my address bar
and typed the itsatrap url myself
and pressed enter.
I routinely fail at managing to tell girls how I feel.
I made a girl character and stuck with it for the first time in any MMORPG ever
I suck at life
in my defense, though, I just made it and started playing, and didn't want to start over with a guy with the exact same powers
gravity controllers are fun though
Dude just be like: "Hey Sally, I don't know about you but I'm pretty hungry and also pretty horny right now. Wanna join me for a fuck and a pizza in a few minutes?"
It was so embarrassing that I am still cringing about it now, 12 hours later. It's worse than when I called my supervisor at McDonalds 'Sir' on my first day because I'd been out of school all of 3 weeks.
If you trip into some cleavage, you have to recover by rubbing your face all in there like benny hill
remember that next time man, basic stuff here
some embarrasment is worth that story
I am glad I'm not back at work until Saturday.
I am, however, succeeding at drinking this beer.
back home with the parents? you should succeed at drinking like twelve more of those, dude
Well see, I just graduated college this morning. After I drive back to PA, my family and I are heading to the Cayman Islands for a week. I'll fuck around at home for a couple weeks, then I'll fly back to Chicago to find myself an apartment before my job starts in early July...
I don't think I'm doing too bad here.
congrats on your degree
Not because I'm particularly worried about anything, but I'm pretty sure I won't be able to get shitfaced any night of the week I feel like it anymore, and that shit ain't ballin' with me.
you're in your twenties, just don't be stupid basically
You failed to find something you've failed at recently.
Congratulations.
I was all
*stumble into bathroom*
*CoughOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
holy shit that hurt, why did that hurt that much? Maybe a shower will help
*Take shower*
Shit now it hurts to talk
Tennis ball slips out of my bag on the floor underneath the desk though about halfway through and proceeds to roll and bounce down the huge auditorium tier steps all the way to the front, making, in what was a silent exam hall, excruciatingly loud and embarassing noises with each bounce.
Thats how I failed today.
Did anyone comically yell "BOMB!"?
Cause thats what I would have done
Cause I'm an ass
Because he is an ass.
lol Expelled.
I felt bad, so I used him as fertilizer in my garden.
He really is.
Though his son is the lead singer of The Kooks. No joke.:|