i think i implied my friend was fat once, he got really pissed.
i thought he already knew.
hes mad skinny now though.
Your friend is a pussy. Do you want to see the list of nicknames my best friend gave me?
Fat tits
Pumpkin tits
Fat
P-Titty
(and after I hurt my shoulder)
Crippletits
i know right?
now that hes skinny everybody calls him fat, because i've told them how pouty he got that one time.
wasnt even that fat.
We were sitting in class one day and someone had donuts delivered to them for their birthday, and I offhandedly mentioned that a donut sounded pretty good. The same friend turns to me and says:
"No you can't have one because you're a goddamn fatass and you'll eat all the fucking donuts"
there needs to be a japanese superhero who is a workaholic salaryman who never sees his wife or kids and works 14 hours a day and comes home only to eat and sleep and is basically a money-providing robot
you know
to accuratley reflect japanese culture
because americans are all driven hard working brilliant people with incorruptable morals.
like batman.
i think heroes are created to be what a culture needs, not what they are.
So like, japan should get some dude that helps everyone chill out.
Maybe Hurley from lost, with weed.
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We were sitting in class one day and someone had donuts delivered to them for their birthday, and I offhandedly mentioned that a donut sounded pretty good. The same friend turns to me and says:
"No you can't have one because you're a goddamn fatass and you'll eat all the fucking donuts"
I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard.
But I like Facebook. All evidence of my drunken escapades are catalogued there in the form of photo albums.
shit son if i avoided all the easy ways out, i'd never have sex
well, double never
Quoting this before you decide to delete it
at least you aren't above the easy jokes about yourself
i can't hate you keith
i just can't
They're cataloged by the Chinese government's cameras already
you are precious.
SERIOUS. BUSINESS.
take them to "her" drano
she can deal with them
It better be front row center too, all things considered.
i like that robot chicken bit that
wait i can just link the youtube:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-AvewgxdGFg
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my lulz are max
i am going to pour myself some pellegrino.
BLAMMO
I'm going to drink more wine.
I love you.
do a thread riotcow
you forgot to include obscure details about how you should be drawn.
uh oh
because americans are all driven hard working brilliant people with incorruptable morals.
like batman.
i think heroes are created to be what a culture needs, not what they are.
So like, japan should get some dude that helps everyone chill out.
Maybe Hurley from lost, with weed.
I guess I should have said "locket" in my edit, huh?
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I had wine with dinner last night and tonight
Tonight I had plum wine. It was good.
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ALSO WHY AM I YELLING
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drawin out her fuse out heeeeere
alone
That stuff has a LOT of alcohol in it... but you can't even taste it! Because it's so YUMMY.
Uh
I had it because you said to
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dude... a pallegrino bath.
all tingling your bits and pieces.
I could taste it
It wasn't too bad, though.
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I leave for the weekend and you guys whore it up without me. :P
Oh man, HARSH!
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