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justice has been served... with a 45' colt

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    i've never even touched a real gun in my whole life

    i'd like to keep it that way as long as possible

    why's that?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    They're really fucking fun in the right context, and if you're of sound mind.

    Though I'm not really enjoying hunting the deers lately, after nailing one in the stomach. Christ, gutting that thing was horrific.

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    only pussys and peaseants use guns and crossbows

    real men use halberds and longbows

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    commie wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i've never even touched a real gun in my whole life

    i'd like to keep it that way as long as possible

    why's that?

    i don't like guns

    in like, a fictional sense, yeah they are okay in movies and video games

    i play airsoft and stuff

    but really i'd rather they didn't exist and i don't even like being around them

    basically the only circumstance i'd have where i'd choose to pick up a gun is with the intent to use it

    quite frankly i'd like to go my whole life without being in that situation

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I shot a .22 in Boy Scouts.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    They're really fucking fun in the right context, and if you're of sound mind.

    Though I'm not really enjoying hunting the deers lately, after nailing one in the stomach. Christ, gutting that thing was horrific.

    every state i've lived in is overhunted so deer hunting for us was sitting on a stump for 8 hrs

    duck hunting however...

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    commie wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    They're really fucking fun in the right context, and if you're of sound mind.

    Though I'm not really enjoying hunting the deers lately, after nailing one in the stomach. Christ, gutting that thing was horrific.

    every state i've lived in is overhunted so deer hunting for us was sitting on a stump for 8 hrs

    duck hunting however...

    Was one of those states Michigan? Because we have shitloads of the deers.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    futility wrote: »
    only pussys and peaseants use guns and crossbows

    LARPers men use halberds and longbows

    Fixed.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    in nothern ontario

    if we didn't hunt deer

    they'd overpopulate

    you can thank europeans for that back in the day decimating the wolf population

    basically anytime some american hippie gets all "hunting is never necessary and saying you are doing it to population control a species is dumb and untrue"

    i want to make them watch deer die from starvation and disease

    it's a lot less pretty than naturally thinning the herd out mister

    like christ maybe those things are true in most of the united states

    but in canada things are a little different

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    only pussys and peaseants use guns and crossbows

    LARPers men use halberds and longbows

    Fixed.

    No, both weapons require an amount of strength to use... strength something nancy larpy boys don't have. They fancy guns.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I...you...shut up. I kill animals. I am a strong man.

    I HAVE A LARGE PENIS SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i mean i hunt with a bow and a machete

    but that's because i hunt deer

    can't really do that with a bear

    or a moose

    they'd just get pissed and kill you

    so you kinda need to use a big hunting rifle for those and i understand that

    that's okay

    but i wouldn't do it

    plus i don't think i could bring myself to shoot a bear unless i had to

    they're the king of the forest

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    In the US we watch deer die from hurling themselves at my car while I drive home at 2 am.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I've got a .22 but it's just for target practice. I couldn't bring myself to shoot a baby groundhog I almost walked on today (it was also right next to/underneath a car). Still, I don't think I could bring myself to shoot a person.
    WHERE WERE YOU 16 APRIL, GAFOTO

    WHERE WERE YOU

    At school.

    Where they don't allow guns.

    Should I just carry around my .22 from class to class?

    Man that would be really awkward.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Trexy wrote: »
    In the US we watch deer die from hurling themselves at my car while I drive home at 2 am.

    My ma did this once while we were listening to "No One Knows" and I was all LEAVE IT ALONE. IT WILL GET BACK UP AND ATTACK US ALL!

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    i mean i hunt with a bow and a machete

    but that's because i hunt deer

    can't really do that with a bear

    or a moose

    they'd just get pissed and kill you

    so you kinda need to use a big hunting rifle for those and i understand that

    that's okay

    but i wouldn't do it

    plus i don't think i could bring myself to shoot a bear unless i had to

    they're the king of the forest

    Bigfoot is king of the forest.

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I...you...shut up. I kill animals. I am a strong man.

    I HAVE A LARGE PENIS SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH


    ooooooh looks like someone's compensatiiiiiing

    lemme guess... suv or sports car, pit bull, and you can bench press 3x your body weight which isn't consolation for the fact that you can't applaud without looking like a seal.

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    TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Trexy wrote: »
    In the US we watch deer die from hurling themselves at my car while I drive home at 2 am.

    My ma did this once while we were listening to "No One Knows" and I was all LEAVE IT ALONE. IT WILL GET BACK UP AND ATTACK US ALL!

    ahhahahahahaha :^: :^: :^:

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm skinny and poor. But I do own a pitbull:
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    Which I love because she is so goddamn cute and stupid. She'll be chasing squirrels and smashing through doors and shit. She has also laid waste to 3 cats. For some reason she rolls in them afterwards.

    Edit: Her name is Sugar.

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    edited May 2007
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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    People own pitbulls because they wish they were DMX.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I'm skinny and poor. But I do own a pitbull:
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    Which I love because she is so goddamn cute and stupid. She'll be chasing squirrels and smashing through doors and shit. She has also laid waste to 3 cats. For some reason she rolls in them afterwards.

    Edit: Her name is Sugar.

    D:

    i hope your dog gets put down

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Come now. Come now.

    A big misconception about Pits is that they're adverse to people. That's just not true. In Sugar's case she's just terrible with other animals that aren't boy dogs.

    Now, put her around people and she's a sweetheart.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I'm skinny and poor. But I do own a pitbull:
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    Which I love because she is so goddamn cute and stupid. She'll be chasing squirrels and smashing through doors and shit. She has also laid waste to 3 cats. For some reason she rolls in them afterwards.

    Edit: Her name is Sugar.

    i do not like pit bulls.

    bad bad terrible problems with them in the past.

    none to me personally.

    basically the 6 yr old daughter of the guy i used to live with had her face 1/2 torn off by one.

    then other random attacks on everyone else

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Kill your fucking
    dog

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Come now. Come now.

    A big misconception about Pits is that they're adverse to people. That's just not true. In Sugar's case she's just terrible with other animals that aren't boy dogs.

    Now, put her around people and she's a sweetheart.

    she mauled 3 cats that is fucked up dude

    i am not in favour of the pit bull ban my province has

    because you can't really ban something like that

    but still jesus christ man

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    commie wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I'm skinny and poor. But I do own a pitbull:



    Which I love because she is so goddamn cute and stupid. She'll be chasing squirrels and smashing through doors and shit. She has also laid waste to 3 cats. For some reason she rolls in them afterwards.

    Edit: Her name is Sugar.

    i do not like pit bulls.

    bad bad terrible problems with them in the past.

    none to me personally.

    basically the 6 yr old daughter of the guy i used to live with had her face 1/2 torn off by one.

    then other random attacks on everyone else
    Dude I understand that sort of sentiment. But that isn't every Pit. My dog is great with people. It's just animals that are the problem.

    And while she's good around kids there is no way I'd ever leave her near one because on the whole dogs aren't worth taking risks with.

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    futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Come now. Come now.

    A big misconception about Pits is that they're adverse to people. That's just not true. In Sugar's case she's just terrible with other animals that aren't boy dogs.

    Now, put her around people and she's a sweetheart.

    she mauled 3 cats that is fucked up dude

    i am not in favour of the pit bull ban my province has

    because you can't really ban something like that

    but still jesus christ man

    Because tons of people are walking around with their pet tiger. And then they invite you back to their place to check out their rattlesnake tank

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    a forty-five-foot colt? damn son

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and fuck pit bulls and their owners

    especially their owners

    goddamn obnoxious assholes, a pet is not supposed to be a killing machine

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    See the best part is when people go "oh shit my pitbull would never hurt anyone at all shes a sweet innocent doggie"

    then the dog eats the neighborhood jon benet and that asshole really has nothing to say anymore

    you never hear about packs of wild beagles roaming the cities, attacking people

    fuck, you don't ever hear about the giants like great danes or saint bernards ever attacking people
    if a great dane wanted to take care of you it could

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    commie wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I'm skinny and poor. But I do own a pitbull:



    Which I love because she is so goddamn cute and stupid. She'll be chasing squirrels and smashing through doors and shit. She has also laid waste to 3 cats. For some reason she rolls in them afterwards.

    Edit: Her name is Sugar.

    i do not like pit bulls.

    bad bad terrible problems with them in the past.

    none to me personally.

    basically the 6 yr old daughter of the guy i used to live with had her face 1/2 torn off by one.

    then other random attacks on everyone else
    Dude I understand that sort of sentiment. But that isn't every Pit. My dog is great with people. It's just animals that are the problem.

    And while she's good around kids there is no way I'd ever leave her near one because on the whole dogs aren't worth taking risks with.

    I have 5 labs, and i trust all of them around children

    pitbulls i do not trust at all. with anything

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Come now. Come now.

    A big misconception about Pits is that they're adverse to people. That's just not true. In Sugar's case she's just terrible with other animals that aren't boy dogs.

    Now, put her around people and she's a sweetheart.

    she mauled 3 cats that is fucked up dude

    i am not in favour of the pit bull ban my province has

    because you can't really ban something like that

    but still jesus christ man

    I'm not going to try and sound like a delusional cat lady here man, but they are strays and for the most part pits have that sort of tendency, and really a lot of dogs to be honest.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i own a cat and i wuvs my kitty

    i used to have outdoor cats

    if some dude's dog mauled my beloved cat man you better believe i'd crush it's skull with a ball bat

    and if the owner decided to escalate matters we would have it out

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    and fuck pit bulls and their owners

    especially their owners

    goddamn obnoxious assholes, a pet is not supposed to be a killing machine


    Uhhh...alright then.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    commie wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I'm skinny and poor. But I do own a pitbull:



    Which I love because she is so goddamn cute and stupid. She'll be chasing squirrels and smashing through doors and shit. She has also laid waste to 3 cats. For some reason she rolls in them afterwards.

    Edit: Her name is Sugar.

    i do not like pit bulls.

    bad bad terrible problems with them in the past.

    none to me personally.

    basically the 6 yr old daughter of the guy i used to live with had her face 1/2 torn off by one.

    then other random attacks on everyone else
    Dude I understand that sort of sentiment. But that isn't every Pit. My dog is great with people. It's just animals that are the problem.

    And while she's good around kids there is no way I'd ever leave her near one because on the whole pitbulls aren't worth taking risks with.

    oh i fixed that for you

    see, if you get a dog that isn't bred to kill other animals like a nice mutt you won't have that problem

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i also hate poodles and chihuahuas

    i realize they did not ask to be whatever breed they are and i am just being blatantly racist against god's creatures

    but man yo quiero stfu you yappy mutt

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    anji your pit is cute though

    props on bagging three cats (fuck cats)

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    there is a farm north of here

    where a dude breeds and sells mountain lions as exotic pets

    i've never seriously considered getting one

    not just because of the complex legal requirements and zoning laws and all that

    but because i don't think i can comfortably own a pet that could decide one day to kill me

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    commie wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I'm skinny and poor. But I do own a pitbull:



    Which I love because she is so goddamn cute and stupid. She'll be chasing squirrels and smashing through doors and shit. She has also laid waste to 3 cats. For some reason she rolls in them afterwards.

    Edit: Her name is Sugar.

    i do not like pit bulls.

    bad bad terrible problems with them in the past.

    none to me personally.

    basically the 6 yr old daughter of the guy i used to live with had her face 1/2 torn off by one.

    then other random attacks on everyone else
    Dude I understand that sort of sentiment. But that isn't every Pit. My dog is great with people. It's just animals that are the problem.

    And while she's good around kids there is no way I'd ever leave her near one because on the whole pitbulls aren't worth taking risks with.

    oh i fixed that for you

    see, if you get a dog that isn't bred to kill other animals like a nice mutt you won't have that problem

    Because killing is limited to pitbulls. Right then. I'm not pursuing this bullshit train of thought any further. If you see fit to, be my guest.

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