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Smoking makes me cooler
Akilae729
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So I haven't smoked since my sophomore year in high school but I'm thinking about it.
Trouble is that last time I had a cigarette, it was in this fuckers grungy-ass basement, and I ended up puking in a Taco Bell, so I think there is no hope for me to be able to smoke a cigarette again.
But after watching countless movies, and looking at countless rock stars, I have come to the conclusion that smoking is undeniably cool. I don't care that it is probably not logical to make this conclusion, but yeah cigarettes are straight cool. Thank god they haven't been made illegal. I've also discovered my girlfriend smokes all the time, just never when we are in the same city.
Once I get this catering job, there will be no hope for me.
My journey begins soon to become this guy
Wonder if you can still buy izmir stingers...
Trouble is that last time I had a cigarette, it was in this fuckers grungy-ass basement, and I ended up puking in a Taco Bell, so I think there is no hope for me to be able to smoke a cigarette again.
But after watching countless movies, and looking at countless rock stars, I have come to the conclusion that smoking is undeniably cool. I don't care that it is probably not logical to make this conclusion, but yeah cigarettes are straight cool. Thank god they haven't been made illegal. I've also discovered my girlfriend smokes all the time, just never when we are in the same city.
Once I get this catering job, there will be no hope for me.
My journey begins soon to become this guy
Wonder if you can still buy izmir stingers...
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16 year old me = pussy
...wait, what does that mean?
I mean, I don't know a single person who denies that it's fucking stupid
Illogical, yes.
Badass, yes as well.
I dated a girl that smoked. Kissing her after she'd be smoking all night was really god damn gross.
If I find out that a girl smokes, that's pretty much a deal breaker.
What're you, some kinda dumb guy?
it's still really fucking cool though, which is what the op was on about.
but yeah, absolute insanity to smoke heavily. I guess 'WARNING SMOKING KILLS YOU' really isnt obvious enough on the packs.
precisely
Except instead of deal breaker, I get to fuck her lights out if I can. Because I smoke.
Every time one of you whiners talks about it, you always have that story about "That one hot chick you were about until you found out she smoked."
Guess who went home with them?
Guys like me.
You losers. Meanwhile, you're off banging fat granola-chomping non-smokers, who love to have wild nights of parcheesi and watching Golden Girls reruns.
you don't want to be that guy, do you?
Smoke casually, enjoy it
Less nicotine
EDIT: h5 as well
Well it all ends up balanced when Im enjoying my late to mid 40s while you are stuck in a hospital being ravaged by cancer, slowly dying, alone.
Something about a beautiful woman inhaling smoke and then slowly blowing it out revs my engines per say.
If you guys dump your girlfriend because she smokes, give her my number please.
I won't discriminate.
:^:
she pokes
You don't seem to quite grasp what nicotine does to you.
if you're a badass, you're gonna be even more badass if you smoke
if you're a scrawny punk bitch people are just gonna be like man what the fuck are you doing you're gay
smoking's dumb though
i'd rather just smoke herb and play rainbow six
but I get pissed off when people are like "oh man smoking makes you so cool" or "man girls smoking is hot what is wrong with you"
because really nobody should be so shallow that just having a cigarette in one's mouth makes one appear cooler/more dignified/more attractive
it's funny how kids don't grasp the concept of addiction
when i quit smoking i went through about ten days of non-stop nausea and delirium
it fucking sucked
Tar and aldehydes do bad things to you.
Nicotine does wonderful things to you. ;-)
nonsmokers win after 3 rounds while smokers are on the floor wheezing
Maybe when I quit again, I'll lose so much weight, I'll get a six pack.
My girlfriend smokes. Kissing her as she's smoking a cigarette is delicious.
But then, I smoke too. So I guess I'm not the most objective party here.
Well then, I guess I have no reason to quit.