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itt I am a better person than bonK

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
Because I have a BRAND NEW VG STRAT AND HE DOESN'T BECAUSE HE ISN'T AS BEST AS ME AND HE SPENDS ALL HIS MONEY FEEDING HIS FAMILY WHILE I AM ALONE IN THE WORLD

WHO'S THE BEST NOW KNOB

WHO

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I feel like this thread will only bring infractions down upon us.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    did you go to america tube

    DID YOU GO TO AMERICA AND BACK IN TWO DAYS


    tell me about the sounds

    upload some samples

    Knob on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    show me the humbucker sounds tube

    Knob on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    you're not alone, tube

    you have your faggy dog, remember?

    you can brush its hair and give it little bows

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    can mods issue infractions against each other?


    would there be an infraction war?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2007
    hm

    tube's posts have no infraction button

    neither do my posts


    i cannot infract myself

    strangely enough, i can report my own posts

    Knob on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    did you go to america tube

    DID YOU GO TO AMERICA AND BACK IN TWO DAYS


    tell me about the sounds

    upload some samples

    oh the sounds bonk

    so many sounds

    The acoustic sounds like a goddamn acoustic. It doesn't sound like some shitty piezo bridge bullshit it sounds like a fucking acoustic. There's a nylon string sound that is basically ass but otherwise really good.

    The strat sound is basically just so you can use the tunings and it's still a strat, and it's noiseless so I'll probably use it all the time. I'm used to lace sensors so standard strat pickups can eat a dick. I haven't tried the tele setting because who fucking cares about the tele setting. The humbucker sound is cool, but I need to try it through a motherfucker amp instead of a practise amp. From the sound of it, I wouldn't do a hardcore metal gig with it but it's great for high output rock stuff. It's strat with humbucker rather than a gibson or something.

    The tunings bonk! Oh my the tunings! They use pitchshifters so you can still fuck around with the tunings further, so you can go to baritone tuning and then drop the B to A and fucking play SUPER BAD HORSIE. The only shimmer I got was playing the stupidly low notes and then it wasn't noticeable. The only problem is that if you're playing at home with low tunings, you can sometimes hear the string acoustically and it'll clash with the tuning but that just means you need to turn up louder.

    I tried the open G tuning, going to whack out a slide later and have at, also dadgad is rockin' and I can go and learn all those eric roche songs.

    oh knob it is so good and I am such a good person for owning it. If I win my ebay auction I will soon have TWO

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I had a friend of mine toss me a Squire Strat last month, had it adjusted and it's pretty rad. Playing guitar is hard though. =(

    Edit: Er, or Squier. I can't remember how it's spelled.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hm

    tube's posts have no infraction button

    neither do my posts


    i cannot infract myself

    strangely enough, i can report my own posts

    I sometimes report my own posts when they're really funny so everyone can read and tell me how funny I am or GET FIRED.

    Tube on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The Great Infraction War of 07 began with the Battle of Knob Pass in May of that year.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    its like we have to take sides
    who is the guy who sucks
    is it knob
    is it tube

    better to play it safe and say..i dunno..silmaril?
    oh txdohawk who is that he is probably the sucky one

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Its a pretty safe bet that I suck.

    But man, its a bit dull playing it safe. It'd be like having a poll on whether steak is good.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i half expected this to be tube's counter to the ashlee simpson thread

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hm

    tube's posts have no infraction button

    neither do my posts


    i cannot infract myself

    strangely enough, i can report my own posts

    I can infract you if you want.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hm

    tube's posts have no infraction button

    neither do my posts


    i cannot infract myself

    strangely enough, i can report my own posts

    I can infract you if you want.

    man

    you really want to mess around with the wizard

    I mean think about whether that is something you want to do

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i half expected this to be tube's counter to the ashlee simpson thread

    I want to say something like "It is, guitars make music and she doesn't!" but I can't even remember what it is she sings or how tolerable it is. All the pop queens/divas/etc. of the modern music industry just kind of blend together into one whore while I go listen to other music.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    Ashlee simpson isn't really that hot and her sister is smokin

    so why is ashlee the famouser one

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ashlee simpson isn't really that hot and her sister is smokin

    so why is ashlee the famouser one

    Obligatory multi-level music industry joke: Because her sister doesn't suck.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob is totally better than Tube.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Knob is totally better than Tube.


    It was a pleasure knowing you.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    Ashlee simpson isn't really that hot and her sister is smokin

    so why is ashlee the famouser one

    Obligatory multi-level music industry joke: Because her sister doesn't suck.

    This was brilliant. Thank you for this.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2007
    Hey Tube I bought that wireless guitar.

    Let's jam.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Knob we should start a band.

    Knob is better than you, tube, because I want to start a band with him.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I SAID FUCK YEAH!

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There is only one way this can be decided.

    The rules:

    -30 seconds of play time.
    -No other instruments can be used other then the guitar. (overlaying one track over another should be ok).

    I honestly wouldn't mind hearing the end results as I've already heard Knob, and he is rather awesome.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    There is only one way this can be decided.

    THUNDERDOME

    Fixed.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    I own the guitar of being best

    THIS IS ALREADY OVER

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i got my ass dragged out of bed at the crack of 8 to move furniture

    and now i have to poo

    and i should probably shower

    this has been a potatoe update

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    was it a birthday present for yourself?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    It was a "I'm a good boy and I have saved a thousand pounds through frugal living!" present

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    who needs food anyway

    Grath on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    By frugal living you mean being a hermit for several months at a time because you're too depressed to actually go out and face the real world?

    Callius on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    there is nothing wrong with that

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No, it's a perfectly acceptable alternative to actually enjoying life.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    especially if you can then buy yourself things

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm glad we had this conversation, Potatoe.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    By frugal living you mean being a hermit for several months at a time because you're too depressed to actually go out and face the real world?

    ...yes callius, thank you for that.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What I really want to know is which of you looks more like a rock star when you play.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    well there's no time for life when you're busy administratin'

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited May 2007
    well there's no time for life when you're busy administratin'

    You know what's fun is I took the admin job so I could be more hands off.

    What actually happened is that I now have access to the logs which show I do maybe twice as much as the next person down

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