In all seriousness, if you have a clinical phobia of cockroaches? Leave the entire Southwest alone.
Nobody ever forgets their first Texas cockroach sighting. And yes, they really do fly and they're fucking enormous.
Good thing is, if you keep your house even slightly clean, no worries.
In all seriousness, if you have a clinical phobia of cockroaches? Leave the entire Southwest alone.
Nobody ever forgets their first Texas cockroach sighting. And yes, they really do fly and they're fucking enormous.
Good thing is, if you keep your house even slightly clean, no worries.
Also, i just now realized that it will not work out the way I wanted it to.
Mostly because I have the sad condition of forgetting my ethnicity and thinking I am white.
In all seriousness, if you have a clinical phobia of cockroaches? Leave the entire Southwest alone.
Nobody ever forgets their first Texas cockroach sighting. And yes, they really do fly and they're fucking enormous.
Good thing is, if you keep your house even slightly clean, no worries.
Some of them are aggressive as fuck too and look very unkindly at being tapped with a shoe.
In all seriousness, if you have a clinical phobia of cockroaches? Leave the entire Southwest alone.
Nobody ever forgets their first Texas cockroach sighting. And yes, they really do fly and they're fucking enormous.
Good thing is, if you keep your house even slightly clean, no worries.
Some of them are aggressive as fuck too and look very unkindly at being tapped with a shoe.
Yeah no shit, if you stomp on one you better smear your foot around before even thinking of lifting it up and then the fucker will just be walking with a limp.
I can't count the number of times I've been outside somewhere in the city and stepped on one just to have it run off when I lift my foot.
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I'd send you a cockroach.
Nobody ever forgets their first Texas cockroach sighting. And yes, they really do fly and they're fucking enormous.
Good thing is, if you keep your house even slightly clean, no worries.
You can ride it around like a pony!
It's the coolest goddamn thing evar. I did not know this, but they're one of the only lizards with vocal chords.
But Im getting an aquarium and I need a pet, my apartment is everso lonely, and you have so many and you wont share.
Sigh.
Im gonna go get some indian food and eat it in a cowboy hat.
There's some excellent indian that delivers to my house.
You may have just decided my dinner for me.
Eating Indian food with a cowboy hat.
not me
texas is terrible
Paris
I bet you live in fucking West Virginia.
Goddamn West Virginians.
I just got chicken pasanda with rice and garlic naan.
This may be a mistake after a heavy night of drinking, but it sounds so delicious that Im willing to take that chance.
It's ironic, get it? Cowboys and indians?
It's funny, its bigger then a regular hat, its funny.
Yes you are right.
Also, i just now realized that it will not work out the way I wanted it to.
Mostly because I have the sad condition of forgetting my ethnicity and thinking I am white.
But saying 'with a cowboy hat' implies that he's going to be using the cowboy hat as a utensil
To eat the food
When in reality he's going to be putting the food inside the cowboy hat
So 'in a cowboy hat'
I'm overthinking this aren't I
Would it be better if I went back and just changed it to "while wearing a cowboy hat"?
Florida
but I have been to WV
it was beautiful
orlando, I believe
Although I do live in Waco.
I can't really talk.
Not any more, but my parents, sister & her family, and brother & his family all still live in Paris.
I'm the IT administrator and also an accountant for a company in little rock.
Yeah no shit, if you stomp on one you better smear your foot around before even thinking of lifting it up and then the fucker will just be walking with a limp.
I can't count the number of times I've been outside somewhere in the city and stepped on one just to have it run off when I lift my foot.
Don't worry, J. Grant will be there to provide full coverage.
I'll be there. And that's about all my friend will be doing. He's sad...