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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pay for porn?

    Who does that anymore?

    Nowadays you just make your own.

    Vivixenne on
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    MotherFireflyMotherFirefly Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Pay for porn?

    Who does that anymore?

    Nowadays you just make your own.

    assuming you can get laid.

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    Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    firefly, do you realize that I was not actually excited about your grand entrance, or are you one of those kids who slum at lousy forums where people are ugly and oh so enthused about your vagina, giving you a sense of entitlement

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    firefly, do you realize that I was not actually excited about your grand entrance, or are you one of those kids who slum at lousy forums where people are ugly and oh so enthused about your vagina, giving you a sense of entitlement

    JC I like you a whole bunch.

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    Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    thank you viv, I do what I can

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    MotherFireflyMotherFirefly Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    oh, JC I thought you were a girl too.

    I wouldn't have tried to offend you otherwise, so, sorry.

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    Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    it's ok, I'm not a hard-boiled forumer out to bust your balls

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wait wait wait.

    Where's the post where she tried to offend JC?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Viv you're just jealous.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wait what

    A GIRL

    ON THE INTERNET?

    Sheri on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i'm a girl

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Viv you're just jealous.

    But I want a vagina sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadly.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    hey

    im a girl with feelings

    and moods

    and bleeding soft places

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Viv you're just jealous.

    But I want a vagina sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadly.

    Wait, Teefs?

    Sheri on
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    MotherFireflyMotherFirefly Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Viv you're just jealous.

    But I want a vagina sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadly.

    Really? I'd much prefer a penis.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Viv you're just jealous.

    But I want a vagina sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadly.

    Wait, Teefs?

    I am channeling Teefs through me because her inexplicable absence has made people sad.

    Vivixenne on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Viv you're just jealous.

    But I want a vagina sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadly.

    Really? I'd much prefer a penis.

    They're not that great.

    Sheri on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Viv you're just jealous.

    But I want a vagina sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadly.

    Really? I'd much prefer a penis.

    They're not that great.

    All making those jeans that much tighter etc.

    Vaginas are ugly but at least they are travel-friendly.

    Vivixenne on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Viv you're just jealous.

    But I want a vagina sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadly.

    Really? I'd much prefer a penis.

    They're not that great.

    All making those jeans that much tighter etc.

    Vaginas are ugly but at least they are travel-friendly.

    Penises are also pretty uggo.

    Genitals are just not attractive.

    That's why they're so far away from our eyes!

    Sheri on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    speak for yourself

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man I sure am glad we got all this 'I'm a girl' stuff out of the way before.

    Wouldn't want someone to call you 'he'

    Boy would that be embarassing

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Man I sure am glad we got all this 'I'm a girl' stuff out of the way before.

    Wouldn't want someone to call you 'he'

    Boy would that be embarassing

    Someone did that in the UNIFIED thread yesterday.

    I had fun with it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Viv you're just jealous.

    But I want a vagina sooooooo baaaaaaaaaaadly.

    Really? I'd much prefer a penis.

    They're not that great.

    All making those jeans that much tighter etc.

    Vaginas are ugly but at least they are travel-friendly.

    I'd like to have a chat with god and ask him exactly why the most sensitive part of our body, and the part which is the most essential for baby making is hanging on the outside of our bodies. If I was god I would of developed a mini ribcage or possibly a steel box round my balls to protect my swimmers.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nothing is stopping you from building one, pal.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Blaket it's to counterbalance the fact that you basically end up crying like a little pussy bitch if someone happens to score a hit, because men are so big and strong and manly.

    Hit a girl in the vagina? What happens?

    she orgasms

    And the world is balanced and in harmony once more.

    Vivixenne on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    alright where the hell did that post go

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket it's to counterbalance the fact that you basically end up crying like a little pussy bitch if someone happens to score a hit, because men are so big and strong and manly.

    Hit a girl in the vagina? What happens?

    she orgasms

    And the world is balanced and in harmony once more.

    Uh

    Viv

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    look i know almost next to nothing about vajayjays and i know that's not true viv

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    oh shit viv i'm totally gonna try that tonight
    sarah's never gonna believe it when i punch her in the box and she has an orgasm right there in the kitchen!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey what do I know I don't even like vagina.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I mean, it'd be rad if that worked that way

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well I mean

    sometimes that's true

    but I don't know how many girls are into that sort of thing.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Hit a girl in the vagina? What happens?

    she orgasms
    emot_scared.gif

    I've been doing it wrong this whole time...

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    oh shit viv i'm totally gonna try that tonight
    sarah's never gonna believe it when i punch her in the box and she has an orgasm right there in the kitchen!
    Record this and put it up on YouTube.

    Please!

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    :O

    That's what "i'd hit it" means

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I swear to god there was a post on that last page about my fiery crotch but it is gone and I have no proof

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket it's to counterbalance the fact that you basically end up crying like a little pussy bitch if someone happens to score a hit, because men are so big and strong and manly.

    Hit a girl in the vagina? What happens?

    she orgasms

    And the world is balanced and in harmony once more.

    the best time to taco punch a chick is when she's doing a kegstand

    the wook on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    I swear to god there was a post on that last page about my fiery crotch but it is gone and I have no proof
    I will support your claims.

    I saw it.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    I swear to god there was a post on that last page about my fiery crotch but it is gone and I have no proof

    :whistle:

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