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Girls Gone Wild

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    if you let them do it it you can't get raped ;o


    touche.

    I would insist they use copious amounts of lube though. Don't want to get my insides scrambled.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    man

    in oz, only the meek dudes get raped

    hardcore motherfuckers like ryan o'reilly were able to avoid a dong in their butt

    Pony on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Ha.

    Jail is for suckers willing to be taken alive.

    naporeon on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    i can totally see naporeon shoplifting some lard to guzzle when he gets a bit peckish and then he gets caught and is like YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE SUUUCKKKERRRRS and then jumping into oncoming traffic

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i can totally see naporeon shoplifting some lard to guzzle when he gets a bit peckish and then he gets caught and is like YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE SUUUCKKKERRRRS and then jumping into oncoming traffic

    more liek

    he starts guzzling the lard

    hoping to choke himself to death

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    why would he try and eat the lard to death pony that's dumb

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    my uncle works in a medium-security prison

    he's a CO

    he's told me he's never seen a single instance of gay rape there

    not one

    there are dudes who suck dick or take it in the can

    but they do that to get drugs or because, hey hey, they're gay.

    but it's something that never happens with the new guys

    maybe it's because it's a medium pen instead of a max

    or maybe it's because getting raped in the shower room is pretty much a media myth.

    Pony on
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    AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Sometimes, I think about how I will ever survive a brief stint in prison and how I can possibly avoid getting prison raped. I still have no concrete answers.

    Get fat enough so no-one will find your anus.

    Aggronaut on

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    AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    my uncle works in a medium-security prison

    he's a CO

    he's told me he's never seen a single instance of gay rape there

    not one

    there are dudes who suck dick or take it in the can

    but they do that to get drugs or because, hey hey, they're gay.

    but it's something that never happens with the new guys

    maybe it's because it's a medium pen instead of a max

    or maybe it's because getting raped in the shower room is pretty much a media myth.

    Or maybe no-one wants to talk about it. But on a large scale I think all that raping going on modern shows about prison life are just added in for the drama.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    There was some group recently that did a big study on it and found that it was huge overblown media hype.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    my uncle works in a medium-security prison

    he's a CO

    he's told me he's never seen a single instance of gay rape there

    not one

    there are dudes who suck dick or take it in the can

    but they do that to get drugs or because, hey hey, they're gay.

    but it's something that never happens with the new guys

    maybe it's because it's a medium pen instead of a max

    or maybe it's because getting raped in the shower room is pretty much a media myth.

    Or maybe no-one wants to talk about it. But on a large scale I think all that raping going on modern shows about prison life are just added in for the drama.

    well, i mean, it's not something that is completely impossible

    but like

    okay new guys get beat up a lot

    this actually happens

    sometimes they tell the COs

    sometimes they walk around with bruised faces and the COs ask what happened and they just look down and are quiet

    but they don't get raped

    there's just not a lot of places that could go without the COs noticing

    i mean, every thing i say on the subject someone could counter with "well maybe he just doesn't know about it" or "maybe the guards are paid off to not care" or whatever

    but uh

    maybe the prison system in my country isn't some corrupt rape-hole and actually isn't really all that fucked up.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    according to studies on the subject, the vast majority of homosexual encounters in prison are basically used as currency.

    addicts suck dick or get their asses fucked for drugs or protection.

    they choose to do it, they aren't held down and cornholed in the shower.

    Pony on
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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sneak in a video camera and pretend you're one of the camera dudes.

    sell the video on the intertrons

    jwalk on
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    superslothsupersloth Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    My friends always talk about making a logo and putting some shirts and hats together for "bitches is crazy" and going downtown and seeing how many people fall for it.

    But my friends are all lazy stoner fucks who talk a lot and don't do anything, so it's never happened and never will.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    alternately, if you really want to impress women, go volunteer at the children's hospital
    lots of cute nurses
    that aren't useless vapid whores

    jwalk on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    haha

    I work at a children's hospital

    Weaver on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    i am going to quit soon, the new contractors have decided that i am a cleaner now which is shitty

    bongi on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i am going to quit soon, the new contractors have decided that i am a cleaner now which is shitty

    Like the type that kills people if they screw up?

    Or the literal kind of cleaner?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i am going to quit soon, the new contractors have decided that i am a cleaner now which is shitty

    Like the type that kills people if they screw up?

    Or the literal kind of cleaner?

    no

    i was mostly a cleaner before

    it's just that now i am even more of a cleaner

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Pony wrote: »


    i don't know, i guess i just get this vibe that it's like two seconds to a bunch of poor drunk college girls getting gangraped by fratboys
    That is college, you know.

    As for the 21 to get in thing. That's pretty logical because you know if you've got a penis and you're under 18 you definitely aren't contributing to making a girl go wild.

    If you get my drift.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    and yet you still have girls gone wild :|

    There's a Guys Gone Wild but it's not that sexy because the guys don't really do anything with each other

    God I hate men

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    bongibongi regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    and yet you still have girls gone wild :|

    There's a Guys Gone Wild but it's not that sexy because the guys don't really do anything with each other

    God I hate men

    we think so alike about stuff and things

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    and yet you still have girls gone wild :|

    There's a Guys Gone Wild but it's not that sexy because the guys don't really do anything with each other

    God I hate men

    Yeah, its lame.
    me2

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man there are like 2 or 3 television stations for women and then there's a Spike TV for men but it sucks because the guys never have their ex-girlfriends/wives steal their children.

    God I hate TV.

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    LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Prison rape conga line

    Lemming on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    each dude raping the dude in fron tof him

    no one wanting to be the dude at the back of the line

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    If I had a nickel for every etc etc

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    LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    each dude raping the dude in fron tof him

    no one wanting to be the dude at the back of the line

    They eventually make a ring, so it's cool

    Lemming on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    one ring to rape them all

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Sometimes, I think about how I will ever survive a brief stint in prison and how I can possibly avoid getting prison raped. I still have no concrete answers.

    In the slammer, getting raped is what you do to avoid getting basically killed.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    one ring to rape them all

    and in the darkness, also rape them some more

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Sometimes, I think about how I will ever survive a brief stint in prison and how I can possibly avoid getting prison raped. I still have no concrete answers.

    In the slammer, getting raped is what you do to avoid getting basically killed.

    it only works if your "daddy" is respected enough

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's why you come on to the toughest looking mother fucker you can find.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    That's why you come on to the toughest looking mother fucker you can find.

    which only works if you're pretty enough

    see the problem

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fortunately, I am fucking gorgeous.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Prison sounds pretty good

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think you'd get on there pretty well, Deemer


    you seem like a handsome young man.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well I of course imagine that prison is filled with men who look like Christopher Meloni

    That's accurate, right?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kill a man and find out.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lovely bastard I feel a connection to you

    can you guess what it is

    it has to do with names/avatars

    Skull Man on
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