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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ya sure she's dead?

    She was on fire, Moltar.

    :?:

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    DOG MINES


    arf arf arf arf KABLAAAMMMMM

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    DOG MINES


    arf arf arf arf KABLAAAMMMMM

    D::rotate::cry:D:

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    so how do I make a black baby?

    in case I need one

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    so how do I make a black baby?

    in case I need one

    It's cheaper just to buy one.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    licorice

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    licorice

    What does that even mean?

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    graizur, brush up on some basic animal husbandry or some gregor mendel before you come in with such bright ideas.

    in genetics, fitness is basically a measure of breeding success. it may have been a poor choice of words, because its meaning is often mistaken as "superior" or "optimum".

    breeding for multiple "optimum" traits would result in a relatively homogenenous population, just like inbreeding. populations are made more resilient with genetic diversity, and we already have that.

    and humans breed for traits all the time. it's called sexual selection. whether your brain knows it or not, your genes are constantly seeking to integrate themselves into the population by pairing your zygotes with a viable candidate.

    Sorry. Just tired of people having to endure less then optimum body conditions. Bad eye sight, shoddy joints, severe allergies, easily burnable skin, hard to manage hair, short life span, high suseptibility to infection or specific disease etc.

    it's called humanity.

    sheesh. why not just campaign to put everybody in robot bodies.

    you'd have the strength of five gorillas.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    graizur, brush up on some basic animal husbandry or some gregor mendel before you come in with such bright ideas.

    in genetics, fitness is basically a measure of breeding success. it may have been a poor choice of words, because its meaning is often mistaken as "superior" or "optimum".

    breeding for multiple "optimum" traits would result in a relatively homogenenous population, just like inbreeding. populations are made more resilient with genetic diversity, and we already have that.

    and humans breed for traits all the time. it's called sexual selection. whether your brain knows it or not, your genes are constantly seeking to integrate themselves into the population by pairing your zygotes with a viable candidate.

    Sorry. Just tired of people having to endure less then optimum body conditions. Bad eye sight, shoddy joints, severe allergies, easily burnable skin, hard to manage hair, short life span, high suseptibility to infection or specific disease etc.

    it's called humanity.

    sheesh. why not just campaign to put everybody in robot bodies.

    you'd have the strength of five gorillas.

    I don't think that if you removed the traits I listed above that humanity would lose anything essential.

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    edited June 2007
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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Graizure you realise you'd be weeded out because of how fucking stupid you are right

    Define "weeded out"?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Weeded Out: removed from the gene pool for being a short dumbass who can't comb his hair.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    You have straight hair don't you? I am not talking about african american hair. I am OBVIOUSLY talking about MY kind of hair.
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Weeded Out: removed from the gene pool for being a short dumbass who can't comb his hair.

    I don't plan on producing children. I was joking before with Pony. There are enough humans on earth as it is, especially in my city.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    It's what brought down the Incans.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    You have straight hair don't you? I am not talking about african american hair. I am OBVIOUSLY talking about MY kind of hair.

    I'm talking about fuck off.

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    DOG MINES


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    Training of anti-tank dogs continued until at least June 1996

    D:

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    oh man I found a website with a whole fucking lot of old Jeopardy games, with all the clues and shit and suggested wagers for final Jeopardy.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    holy shit
    According to Soviet propaganda, the anti-tank dogs were successful at disabling a reported three hundred German tanks. They were enough of a problem to the Nazi advance that the Germans were compelled to take measures against them. An armoured vehicle's top-mounted machine gun proved ineffective due to the relatively small size of the attackers and the fact that they were low to the ground, fast, and hard to spot. Orders were dispatched that commanded every German soldier to shoot any dogs on sight. Eventually the Germans began using tank-mounted flame-throwers to ward off the dogs. They were much more successful at dissuading the attacks—but some dogs would not stop.

    However, in 1942 one use of the anti-tank dogs went seriously awry when a large contingent of anti-tank dogs ran amok, endangering everyone in the battle and forcing the retreat of an entire Soviet division[citation needed]. Soon afterward the anti-tank dogs were withdrawn from service.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    that's almost as crazy as the American plan to use bats to firebomb cities.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    The best way to manage genetic traits is to make certain traits unpopular via social manipulation. Camps are unneccesary.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    The best way to manage genetic traits is to make certain traits unpopular via social manipulation. Camps are unneccesary.

    the best way according to whom?

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Six wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    The best way to manage genetic traits is to make certain traits unpopular via social manipulation. Camps are unneccesary.

    the best way according to whom?

    I am sorry I should have said efficient.

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    AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Someone dig up the wiki-link to torpedo-dolphins.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Six wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    The best way to manage genetic traits is to make certain traits unpopular via social manipulation. Camps are unneccesary.

    the best way according to whom?
    That one Austrian dude.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    The best way to manage genetic traits is to make certain traits unpopular via social manipulation. Camps are unneccesary.

    the best way according to whom?

    I am sorry I should have said efficient.

    in that case let's see the math son.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
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    Frickin Sharcks with Frickin Lasers!!!

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    The best way to manage genetic traits is to make certain traits unpopular via social manipulation. Camps are unneccesary.

    the best way according to whom?

    I am sorry I should have said efficient.

    The most efficient way according to whom?

    Six on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Someone dig up the wiki-link to torpedo-dolphins.

    link with awesome photo

    also, Pigeon-guided Missiles

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    even the jews won't hang with you

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    The best way to manage genetic traits is to make certain traits unpopular via social manipulation. Camps are unneccesary.

    the best way according to whom?

    I am sorry I should have said efficient.

    If by "efficient" you mean "the way the takes several million years for any visible difference to appear", then you're absolutely right!

    Evolution is slow ass.

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    AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Aggronaut wrote: »
    Someone dig up the wiki-link to torpedo-dolphins.

    link with awesome photo

    also, Pigeon-guided Missiles

    Thanks.

    So the dolphins are working for Iran now? Terrorists!

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    AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    graizur wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hard to manage hair?

    Jesus god, fuck off.

    hey i have hard to manage hair, and let me tell you it's no picnic

    How does it feel to be genetically inferior?

    When you get sent to the camps they'll put a little picture of a comb on your overalls.

    The best way to manage genetic traits is to make certain traits unpopular via social manipulation. Camps are unneccesary.

    the best way according to whom?

    I am sorry I should have said efficient.

    If by "efficient" you mean "the way the takes several million years for any visible difference to appear", then you're absolutely right!

    Evolution is slow ass.

    I was gonna argue about how several dog-breeds have been created in the last few hundred years but then I realized that going from wolf to all the breeds of dogs we have took way longer.

    Also why even bother with human breeding? Just genesplice.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can't wait until we are all Nietzschean. Man that will be awesome.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the strength of five gorillas

    and big chainsaw hands

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why so short?

    That's as big as they come.

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