let's play 300
you can be king leonidas
and i'll let you pass through my hot gate
Mully, sometimes you're a little too wordy.
You're not that way in bed, are you?
All sportscasting the events going on in front of you.
Even worse, she uses the light pen like John Madden and breaks the play down for you using diagrams.
Also, a cucumber.
that's silly you guys
i just fill out a report card for review afterwards
man, 'parent/teacher' night is going to be awkward
Mr and Mrs. Smith, little Billy is really good in English, average in Math, but he honestly couldn't find a clitoris with a map and a flashlight. He may need special schooling.
let's play 300
you can be king leonidas
and i'll let you pass through my hot gate
Mully, sometimes you're a little too wordy.
You're not that way in bed, are you?
All sportscasting the events going on in front of you.
Even worse, she uses the light pen like John Madden and breaks the play down for you using diagrams.
Also, a cucumber.
that's silly you guys
i just fill out a report card for review afterwards
man, 'parent/teacher' night is going to be awkward
Mr and Mrs. Smith, little Billy is really good in English, average in Math, but he honestly couldn't find a clitoris with a map and a flashlight. He may need special schooling.
There's nothing worse then someone trying to hold a normal conversation while you're trying to bone. Honestly, hold the thought for a minute, it won't take that long.
haha i had a friend who complained that his girlfriend tried to hold actual conversations during sex
i .. i can't imagine
you shouldn't be able to focus on conversational material in that position
if you can, you're doing something wrong
or someone wrong
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The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited July 2007
I would hire the A-Team
And I'd crash the Gen'ral Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
and I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu
Dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose
I'd catch PacMan fever too,
I'd lose a case on the People's Court for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
And I'd bid to high on the Price is Right
And I'd sweat to the oldies all night
I'd be depressed like Morrisey
And slain by Buffy every week
There's nothing worse then someone trying to hold a normal conversation while you're trying to bone. Honestly, hold the thought for a minute, it won't take that long.
haha i had a friend who complained that his girlfriend tried to hold actual conversations during sex
i .. i can't imagine
you shouldn't be able to focus on conversational material in that position
if you can, you're doing something wrong
or someone wrong
Yeah, you should basically be on the verge of a heart attack the entire time you're banging, or its time to find a new partner.
Mary Kate and Ashley!
I hope you'll understand!
That I love you a lot!
And I want to hold your hands!
And I think!
It'd be totally cool!
If I hung out at your apartments
and enrolled in your school!
NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
edited July 2007
Hey baby, I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Hey baby, I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Is that a ray of enfeeblement wand in your pocket? because I do believe I've made a critical fail on my will save, and so am now subject to 1d6+1 per two caster levels penalty to my strength for one minute per level.
I friggin LOL'ed at this one because I pictured Patton Oswalt as the dnd guy from "Reno 911" saying it.
"It must be my lucky day... the DM must have rolled 100 on a tenth level treasure or higher, followed by a 36-45 and a 91-92... because I have discovered an item which is thicker than other rods, with a flanged ball at one end and six studlike buttons along its lenghth... and it seems that I'm now able to cast hold person."
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
Your sister put out on the first date, that must be why she's prettier and more popular.
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Mr and Mrs. Smith, little Billy is really good in English, average in Math, but he honestly couldn't find a clitoris with a map and a flashlight. He may need special schooling.
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This is the seven hundredth time you posted this Rank.
I think someone secretly loves this song, secretly.
There was a study done on pickup lines.
Turns out the best one is "Hi"
hahaha wow
haha i had a friend who complained that his girlfriend tried to hold actual conversations during sex
i .. i can't imagine
you shouldn't be able to focus on conversational material in that position
if you can, you're doing something wrong
or someone wrong
And I'd crash the Gen'ral Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
and I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu
Dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose
I'd catch PacMan fever too,
I'd lose a case on the People's Court for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
And I'd bid to high on the Price is Right
And I'd sweat to the oldies all night
I'd be depressed like Morrisey
And slain by Buffy every week
Oh, I'd do anything for you
Yeah, you should basically be on the verge of a heart attack the entire time you're banging, or its time to find a new partner.
I hope you'll understand!
That I love you a lot!
And I want to hold your hands!
And I think!
It'd be totally cool!
If I hung out at your apartments
and enrolled in your school!
YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!
Screaming.
Doh doh doh
Doodoo doh
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PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Thumbs up.
can i
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,
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"If I were in rewriting the dictionary, I'd still fuck you senseless."
"Do you think scat is just a form of jazz singing?"
"Ever had a rape fantasy?"
2000 women went down on it
and no one's heard a complaint since
so why don't we just move into the other room
a place for us to shake and say "hey i like this tuuuuune"
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what has 142 teeth and holds back the hulk?
my zipper.
I friggin LOL'ed at this one because I pictured Patton Oswalt as the dnd guy from "Reno 911" saying it.
"It must be my lucky day... the DM must have rolled 100 on a tenth level treasure or higher, followed by a 36-45 and a 91-92... because I have discovered an item which is thicker than other rods, with a flanged ball at one end and six studlike buttons along its lenghth... and it seems that I'm now able to cast hold person."
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
That shit doesn't even make sense
Wayne's World. Watch it.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!