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Hamlet Scene 1 Act 1

apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
For Reference, in case the internet goes down.

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Act 1, Scene 1

SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.

FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO

BERNARDO

Who's there?

FRANCISCO

Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.

BERNARDO

Long live the king!

FRANCISCO

Bernardo?

BERNARDO

He.

FRANCISCO

You come most carefully upon your hour.

BERNARDO

'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco.

FRANCISCO

For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold,
And I am sick at heart.

BERNARDO

Have you had quiet guard?

FRANCISCO

Not a mouse stirring.

BERNARDO

Well, good night.
If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

FRANCISCO

I think I hear them. Stand, ho! Who's there?

Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS

HORATIO

Friends to this ground.

MARCELLUS

And liegemen to the Dane.

FRANCISCO

Give you good night.

MARCELLUS

O, farewell, honest soldier:
Who hath relieved you?

FRANCISCO

Bernardo has my place.
Give you good night.

Exit

MARCELLUS

Holla! Bernardo!

BERNARDO

Say,
What, is Horatio there?

HORATIO

A piece of him.

BERNARDO

Welcome, Horatio: welcome, good Marcellus.

MARCELLUS

What, has this thing appear'd again to-night?

BERNARDO

I have seen nothing.

MARCELLUS

Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us:
Therefore I have entreated him along
With us to watch the minutes of this night;
That if again this apparition come,
He may approve our eyes and speak to it.

HORATIO

Tush, tush, 'twill not appear.

BERNARDO

Sit down awhile;
And let us once again assail your ears,
That are so fortified against our story
What we have two nights seen.

HORATIO

Well, sit we down,
And let us hear Bernardo speak of this.

BERNARDO

Last night of all,
When yond same star that's westward from the pole
Had made his course to illume that part of heaven
Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself,
The bell then beating one,--

Enter Ghost

MARCELLUS

Peace, break thee off; look, where it comes again!

BERNARDO

In the same figure, like the king that's dead.

MARCELLUS

Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio.

BERNARDO

Looks it not like the king? mark it, Horatio.

HORATIO

Most like: it harrows me with fear and wonder.

BERNARDO

It would be spoke to.

MARCELLUS

Question it, Horatio.

HORATIO

What art thou that usurp'st this time of night,
Together with that fair and warlike form
In which the majesty of buried Denmark
Did sometimes march? by heaven I charge thee, speak!

MARCELLUS

It is offended.

BERNARDO

See, it stalks away!

HORATIO

Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!

Exit Ghost

MARCELLUS

'Tis gone, and will not answer.

BERNARDO

How now, Horatio! you tremble and look pale:
Is not this something more than fantasy?
What think you on't?

HORATIO

Before my God, I might not this believe
Without the sensible and true avouch
Of mine own eyes.

MARCELLUS

Is it not like the king?

HORATIO

As thou art to thyself:
Such was the very armour he had on
When he the ambitious Norway combated;
So frown'd he once, when, in an angry parle,
He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice.
'Tis strange.

MARCELLUS

Thus twice before, and jump at this dead hour,
With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch.

HORATIO

In what particular thought to work I know not;
But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
This bodes some strange eruption to our state.

MARCELLUS

Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
Why this same strict and most observant watch
So nightly toils the subject of the land,
And why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war;
Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day:
Who is't that can inform me?

HORATIO

That can I;
At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
Dared to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet--
For so this side of our known world esteem'd him--
Did slay this Fortinbras; who by a seal'd compact,
Well ratified by law and heraldry,
Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands
Which he stood seized of, to the conqueror:
Against the which, a moiety competent
Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same covenant,
And carriage of the article design'd,
His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
Of unimproved mettle hot and full,
Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes,
For food and diet, to some enterprise
That hath a stomach in't; which is no other--
As it doth well appear unto our state--
But to recover of us, by strong hand
And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands
So by his father lost: and this, I take it,
Is the main motive of our preparations,
The source of this our watch and the chief head
Of this post-haste and romage in the land.

BERNARDO

I think it be no other but e'en so:
Well may it sort that this portentous figure
Comes armed through our watch; so like the king
That was and is the question of these wars.

HORATIO

A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets:
As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
Disasters in the sun; and the moist star
Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands
Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse:
And even the like precurse of fierce events,
As harbingers preceding still the fates
And prologue to the omen coming on,
Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
Unto our climatures and countrymen.--
But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!

Re-enter Ghost
I'll cross it, though it blast me. Stay, illusion!
If thou hast any sound, or use of voice,
Speak to me:
If there be any good thing to be done,
That may to thee do ease and grace to me,
Speak to me:

Cock crows
If thou art privy to thy country's fate,
Which, happily, foreknowing may avoid, O, speak!
Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life
Extorted treasure in the womb of earth,
For which, they say, you spirits oft walk in death,
Speak of it: stay, and speak! Stop it, Marcellus.

MARCELLUS

Shall I strike at it with my partisan?

HORATIO

Do, if it will not stand.

BERNARDO

'Tis here!

HORATIO

'Tis here!

MARCELLUS

'Tis gone!

Exit Ghost
We do it wrong, being so majestical,
To offer it the show of violence;
For it is, as the air, invulnerable,
And our vain blows malicious mockery.

BERNARDO

It was about to speak, when the cock crew.

HORATIO

And then it started like a guilty thing
Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
Awake the god of day; and, at his warning,
Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
The extravagant and erring spirit hies
To his confine: and of the truth herein
This present object made probation.

MARCELLUS

It faded on the crowing of the cock.
Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.

HORATIO

So have I heard and do in part believe it.
But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad,
Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill:
Break we our watch up; and by my advice,
Let us impart what we have seen to-night
Unto young Hamlet; for, upon my life,
This spirit, dumb to us, will speak to him.
Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it,
As needful in our loves, fitting our duty?

MARCELLUS

Let's do't, I pray; and I this morning know
Where we shall find him most conveniently.

Exeunt
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    Can someone explain to me what this thread means?

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    I have the entire first act of Macbeth embedded into a picture of Darth Vader at the beach


    I want to see that picture.

    And I'll second the what the hell is this.



    I once did a monologue on Hamlet's little to be or the alternative speech. You guys are impressed, I can tell.

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    we got some longass poem hidden on our $10 note


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    Wise_a wrote: »
    Today is "Pure Idiot Day '07"

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    I do really want to see this Darth Vader at the beach picture.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
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    apotheos wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Today is "Pure Idiot Day '07"

    I want to be as pure as pure idiot, but it appears I am only 99 point 44.

    Another thread like this will probably get you those .56 stupidity points.

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    It does sound damn impressive.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
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    only Shakespeare can save the internet should it go down.

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    apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Seriously wrote: »
    apotheos wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Today is "Pure Idiot Day '07"

    I want to be as pure as pure idiot, but it appears I am only 99 point 44.

    Another thread like this will probably get you those .56 stupidity points.

    Is this like a dare or something?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
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    Nuzak wrote: »
    only Shakespeare can save the internet should it go down.



    verily.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
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    apotheos wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    apotheos wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Today is "Pure Idiot Day '07"

    I want to be as pure as pure idiot, but it appears I am only 99 point 44.

    Another thread like this will probably get you those .56 stupidity points.

    Is this like a dare or something?

    No, just saying.


    If you really wanted to go for the pyrite...But CT already has your scent, so you probably shouldn't.


    Unless you're a complete badass.

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    PotU wrote: »
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    I...



    What?

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
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    Darth wants only the purest seawater.

    Makes sense, since the accident.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
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    Silmaril wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    only Shakespeare can save the internet should it go down.



    verily.

    are you a bard enough dude to save the internet
    i regret nothing

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    sup dawgs
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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
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    Its so good to be vader my doggies.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
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    Nuzak wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    only Shakespeare can save the internet should it go down.



    verily.

    are you a bard enough dude to save the internet
    i regret nothing


    I regret laughing.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
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    Wise_a wrote: »
    Its so good to be vader my doggies.

    DO NOT WANT

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
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    I'm gonna try and do this from memory:
    I do believe you think what you speak
    But what we do determine, oft we break
    Purpose is but the slave to memory
    Of violent birth, but poor validity
    Which now the fruit unripe sticks on the tree
    But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be
    Most necessary 'tis that we forget
    To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt
    What to ourselves in passion we propose
    The passion ending, doth the purpose lose
    The violence of either grief or joy
    Their own enactures with themselves destroy
    Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament
    Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident
    This world is not for aye, nor 'tis not strange
    That our loves should with our fortunes change
    For 'tis a question left us yet to prove
    Whether love lead fortune or else fortune love
    The great man down, you mark his favorite flies
    The poor, advanced, makes friends of enemies
    And hitherto doth love on fortune tend
    For who not needs shall never lack a friend
    But who in want a hollow friend doth try
    Directly seasons him his enemy
    But, orderly to end where I begun
    Our wills and fates do so contrary run
    That our devices still are overthrown
    Our thoughts are ours, our will none of our own
    So think thou wilt no second husband wed
    But die they thoughts when they first lord is dead

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I'm gonna try and do this from memory:
    I do believe you think what you speak
    But what we do determine, oft we break
    Purpose is but the slave to memory
    Of violent birth, but poor validity
    Which now the fruit unripe sticks on the tree
    But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be
    Most necessary 'tis that we forget
    To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt
    What to ourselves in passion we propose
    The passion ending, doth the purpose lose
    The violence of either grief or joy
    Their own enactures with themselves destroy
    Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament
    Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident
    This world for aye, nor this not strange
    That our loves should with our fortunes change
    For 'tis a question left us yet to prove
    Whether love lead fortune or else fortune love
    The great man down, you mark his favorite flies
    The poor, advanced, makes friends of enemies
    And hitherto doth love on fortune tend
    For who not needs shall never lack a friend
    But who in want a hollow friend doth try
    Directly seasons him his enemy
    But, orderly to end where I begun
    Our wills and fates do so contrary run
    That our devices still are overthrown
    Our thoughts are ours, our will none of our own
    So think thou wilt no second husband wed
    But die they thoughts when they first lord is dead

    i... wow

    how did you remember that?
    for the record this is my favourite play by shakespeare pure because we never analyzed the shit out of it in school

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In what way did you embed Shakespeare into your picture, teefs?

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    I'm gonna try and do this from memory:
    I do believe you think what you speak
    But what we do determine, oft we break
    Purpose is but the slave to memory
    Of violent birth, but poor validity
    Which now the fruit unripe sticks on the tree
    But fall, unshaken, when they mellow be
    Most necessary 'tis that we forget
    To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt
    What to ourselves in passion we propose
    The passion ending, doth the purpose lose
    The violence of either grief or joy
    Their own enactures with themselves destroy
    Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament
    Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident
    This world for aye, nor this not strange
    That our loves should with our fortunes change
    For 'tis a question left us yet to prove
    Whether love lead fortune or else fortune love
    The great man down, you mark his favorite flies
    The poor, advanced, makes friends of enemies
    And hitherto doth love on fortune tend
    For who not needs shall never lack a friend
    But who in want a hollow friend doth try
    Directly seasons him his enemy
    But, orderly to end where I begun
    Our wills and fates do so contrary run
    That our devices still are overthrown
    Our thoughts are ours, our will none of our own
    So think thou wilt no second husband wed
    But die they thoughts when they first lord is dead

    i... wow

    how did you remember that?
    for the record this is my favourite play by shakespeare pure because we never analyzed the shit out of it in school


    It was a school project where we were assigned a part to memorize and perform with our own interpretations. I actually got a kick out of analyzing the shit out of it, honestly. And the presentation was pretty fun, too.

    During the AP tests, when I had extra time I would write out things I had memorized because they wouldn't let you take a book. So I ended up writing this out and Ezekiel 25:17 to pass the time.

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    FallingmanFallingman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Shit guys. He obviously knows something we dont!

    Reality is about to crash, so he's backing everything up onto the internets.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wait, I thought the internet was about to crash so he's backing up everything into reality.

    Which one is it!?

    Everybody freak out!

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Wait, I thought the internet was about to crash so he's backing up everything into reality.



    But we don't have the gigawatts!

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