Nazi is derived from NAtionalsoZIalist.PART 1> Despite what Israel wants us to beleive,War/Germany was anti capitalistic. That idiot Hitler wanted to create the European Union in the very wrong way. Thus reaching the point where I say I would not mind if Germany won the war....I am born in ´68 and I think I care shit if I had to pay with the German Mark coin or the Euro, haha.
I know almost nothing about Mao. Explain in either movie/game analogies or haiku.
I don't know that they put people like him in games. He'd make a great villain but he'd be doing so many marvelously retarded things, you wouldn't believe the character.
Know what would really help the country look good? If you lied out your ass about how much food you can produce. Just report that you can produce 50 times what is physically possible, it'll make the other nations think we're awesome.
Hey, so you reported that you produced a shitload of crops so we're going to take everything that you actually produced in taxes. Now all the people I've been jerking my political load to, the peasants, are all going to fucking starve.
Shit, uh... kill all the birds. Trust me, it'll totally work.
Wait, no, melt down every piece of metal you have. Fuck, wait, we never taught anyone how to actually produce steel so everyone in the country just lost all their cooking utensils and spent the last few months not raising crops.
Uh... you know whose fault this really is? All those dumb smarties. Kick the shit out of anyone who teaches, reads, or displays any rational thought.
How Mao managed to live past the age of twenty without shoving a knife through his brain because through some retarded logic he thought it would make him Superman, I do not know.
"The turn of Field Marshal Rommel, the idol of the German masses, came next. As General von Stuelpnagel lay blinded and unconscious on the operating table of the hospital at Verdun after his not quite successful attempt to kill himself, he had blurted out the name of Rommel..."
After some shit goes down, dudes come down to Rommel's home:
"A few minutes later," Manfred Rommel later related, "I heard my father come upstairs and go into my mother's room." Then:
We went into my room. "I have just told your mother," he began slowly, "that I shall be dead in a quarter of an hour . . . Hitler is charging me with high treason. In view of my services in Africa I am to have the chance of dying by poison. The two generals have brought it with them. It's fatal in three seconds. If I accept, none of the usual steps will be taken against my family. . .I'm to be given a state funeral. It's all been prepared to the last detail. In a quarter of an hour you will receive a call from the hospital in Ulm to say I've had a brain seizure on the way to a conference."
Man, give Rise and Fall of The Third Reich a look if you're even remotely interested in WWII.
World Dinosaur II was one of the greatest tragedies of the 20th century. It was orchestrated by Dinosaur Hitler's invasion of Dinosaur Poland in 1939. Below is a picture of the dictator observing a military parade in occupied Dinoswarsaw.
However, the defeat of the Nazi armies at Stalindino marked the turning point for the Apatosaryan Empire, and three years later Dinosaur Hitler committed suicide in his bunker near the Rextag.
Mao also ordered that all sparrows be killed, since they ate grain. The “bourgeois” bird was condemned; the result was upsetting of nature’s ecological balance, as pests and other birds once killed by sparrows began to attack crops.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=KReAQkaHJUA
Crazy, yes, but not stupid at all.
Soooorry.
I was right. That is crying out for a video edit.
he destroyed millions of lives
for essentially naught
Thanks to this, there weren't any birds left to eat the vermin and they destroyed all the crops so even more Chinese were starving.
I don't know that they put people like him in games. He'd make a great villain but he'd be doing so many marvelously retarded things, you wouldn't believe the character.
Know what would really help the country look good? If you lied out your ass about how much food you can produce. Just report that you can produce 50 times what is physically possible, it'll make the other nations think we're awesome.
Hey, so you reported that you produced a shitload of crops so we're going to take everything that you actually produced in taxes. Now all the people I've been jerking my political load to, the peasants, are all going to fucking starve.
Shit, uh... kill all the birds. Trust me, it'll totally work.
Wait, no, melt down every piece of metal you have. Fuck, wait, we never taught anyone how to actually produce steel so everyone in the country just lost all their cooking utensils and spent the last few months not raising crops.
Uh... you know whose fault this really is? All those dumb smarties. Kick the shit out of anyone who teaches, reads, or displays any rational thought.
How Mao managed to live past the age of twenty without shoving a knife through his brain because through some retarded logic he thought it would make him Superman, I do not know.
they just didnt report how much food they made
source: paul kennedy
"The turn of Field Marshal Rommel, the idol of the German masses, came next. As General von Stuelpnagel lay blinded and unconscious on the operating table of the hospital at Verdun after his not quite successful attempt to kill himself, he had blurted out the name of Rommel..."
After some shit goes down, dudes come down to Rommel's home:
"A few minutes later," Manfred Rommel later related, "I heard my father come upstairs and go into my mother's room." Then:
We went into my room. "I have just told your mother," he began slowly, "that I shall be dead in a quarter of an hour . . . Hitler is charging me with high treason. In view of my services in Africa I am to have the chance of dying by poison. The two generals have brought it with them. It's fatal in three seconds. If I accept, none of the usual steps will be taken against my family. . .I'm to be given a state funeral. It's all been prepared to the last detail. In a quarter of an hour you will receive a call from the hospital in Ulm to say I've had a brain seizure on the way to a conference."
Man, give Rise and Fall of The Third Reich a look if you're even remotely interested in WWII.
So awesome.
What did you expect from a WWII thread?
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l40/jimninja/dinonaziqp6.jpg
However, the defeat of the Nazi armies at Stalindino marked the turning point for the Apatosaryan Empire, and three years later Dinosaur Hitler committed suicide in his bunker near the Rextag.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l40/jimninja/nazidinosaurs.jpg
Iguanumist forces ambush dinosaur German forces in the streets of Stalindino
edit: holy shit those are huge pictures I guess they should be links instead
This sounds like it's going to either be fun or a skullfuck.
Dude didn't care about hygiene. And also not about STD.
It was an honour for Japanese women to be infected by him.
Brave new ideas on Endlösung from the decision makers of tomorrow.
which I suppose was pretty good for us
do you have a good teacher
i mean you can learn about the role of women on the western american frontier and if you have a good teacher its good
my history teachers have been throroughly cool and good
i've read both their memoirs.
I think it is an intriguing concept
wiki has nothing
Only sparrows, not all the birds, sorry.
Motherfucker..Du Hast is a terrible song anyway. But it's all anyone who hates rammstein has ever heard, so whatever.
Hier kommt die Sonne
Zwei
Hier kommt die Sonne
Drei
Sie ist der hellste Stern von allen
Vier
Something something niederfallen
BENZIIIIIIN
And it's Du Hast, with one s.
Has nothing to do with hate.
:x
"BAAAAAYBAAAAY
YOOOOU
BAAABAAAY YOU GOTTA DU HAST!"