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Someone's huffing shit in my town?

core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2605781

So, most of us know what Jenkem is. It's when you breath in poop fumes to get high, and that's pretty much it. Now, I frequently read the Somethingawful forums, and I stumbled on this topic. Eventually, they find out the kid in the pictures who's huffing his shit is from Larchmont, NY.


I LIVE THERE.


To make it worse, it seems he lives next to an elementary school. He probably huffs shit on the playground at night. Now, I'm a senior, and I know we're one of the worst schools in the country drug-wise, but really, we're THAT fargone? Really? I thought everyone just did pot, but it seems people have started to move on to browner pastures. (Bad pun)


And I thought that kid looked familiar.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Not enough D: to go around. Gonna have to go with emot_gonk.gif

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    On one hand, I find it a little disconcerting that I haven't tried this drug. On the other hand, poop.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    didn't we have a thread on this

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A forum post linking to another forum?
    How meta of you.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    didn't we have a thread on this

    Yes and it was horrifically depressing.

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    thats nasty

    also gbs suxxx

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    didn't we have a thread on this

    That was in Africa, this is in NY.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    didn't we have a thread on this

    Yes and it was horrifically depressing.

    maybe there is a smaller thread inside

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    didn't we have a thread on this

    That was in Africa, this is in NY.

    In a really good area. There's really no reason to get high off your own excrement unless you're incredibly stupid.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It's free though.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You can get high off've poop?

    God, why?

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    didn't we have a thread on this

    Yes and it was horrifically depressing.

    maybe there is a smaller thread inside

    There's never any good news coming out of Africa.
    It's all Diamond wars, AIDS pandemics, warlords, child soldiers, and now kids huffing shit to get high so they can pretend their lives aren't miserable.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    When I see this kid in school I'm going to laugh so hard I'll piss myself.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    didn't we have a thread on this

    Yes and it was horrifically depressing.

    maybe there is a smaller thread inside

    There's never any good news coming out of Africa.
    It's all Diamond wars, AIDS pandemics, warlords, child soldiers, and now kids huffing shit to get high so they can pretend their lives aren't miserable.

    Afrikaans is such an awesome language though

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    When I see this kid in school I'm going to laugh so hard I'll piss myself.

    Just say "What? You can't afford weed, so you have to sniff shit? Hi5!"

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    people who arent me make me so sad

    actually i make myself sad too

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    didn't we have a thread on this

    Yes and it was horrifically depressing.

    maybe there is a smaller thread inside

    There's never any good news coming out of Africa.
    It's all Diamond wars, AIDS pandemics, warlords, child soldiers, and now kids huffing shit to get high so they can pretend their lives aren't miserable.
    And then you realize that you're huffing shit. And then it just gets worse. Fucking depressing.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whenever I read something about someone doing something really stupid, I usually go, "ha, that was pretty funny. What an idiot." Then for some reason, I have this tiny fear it happened near me, until I get to the end it tells you where it took place.


    Not this time.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    why don't people just drink Robitussin

    it's cheap it's fun and there's no long-term side effects

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Because robitussen tastes like monkey shit that's been set on fire and rubbed with a skunk.
    Also, some states have limits on how much you can get. I think NY is three bottles at a time.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    what the

    that's a lot

    one bottle is enough

    also it tastes worse than huffing shit?

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    because thats retarded

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited August 2007
    this one kid was on here all the time talking about robutussen and how he was going to get SO high.

    he ended up on crack

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    why don't people just drink Robitussin

    it's cheap it's fun and there's no long-term side effects

    Are you completely retarded? That stuff is fucking horrible for you, not even considering the fact that it's deliterious effects are decidely un-fun and you're overdosing on god-damn cough syrup.

    Jesus. Just go buy a dime or a hit of acid if you're jonesin' for psychosis of some kind.

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    PURPLE DRANK

    IMA GRIP AND SIP

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    How desperate for a high do you have to be to decide that huffing shit is a good idea?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am getting pretty high off this delicious lemon torte.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what the

    that's a lot

    one bottle is enough

    also it tastes worse than huffing shit?

    I can't stand the taste of a spoonful when I'm sick, which is why I haven't taken it in at least 5 years.
    I can't imagine someone downing the whole bottle.
    Also, there's other restrictions on it besides the three bottles thing. I have to ask for D.O.B. when someone buys it, which always leads to them going "O_o"

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    dude i was at this party last nigght i drank a gallon of beerwate r and smoke a tub of crisco

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    How desperate for a high do you have to be to decide that huffing shit is a good idea?

    Pretty desperate, but then in the case of the African children doing this, I can't say I blame them.

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    core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Really, trust me. Availability is NOT the problem here. If you can't find someone selling pot in this town, you must be blind, or absolutely broke.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I say we start lacing all narcotics with cyanide. Oh now there's a 50% chance that you'll just drop right dead there on the spot in stead of putting all the people who somehow give a shit about you through an emotional roller coaster of torment and anguish.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    why don't people just drink Robitussin

    it's cheap it's fun and there's no long-term side effects

    Are you completely retarded? That stuff is fucking horrible for you, not even considering the fact that it's deleterious effects are decidely un-fun and you're overdosing on god-damn cough syrup.

    Jesus. Just go buy a dime or a hit of acid if you're jonesin' for psychosis of some kind.

    it's not bad for you if you don't do a retarded amount

    the only deleterious effects I've had are a strong dissociation the next day

    and as to acid, I don't want something where a neck bone is going to crack in 30 years and I drive off a cliff

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    what the

    that's a lot

    one bottle is enough

    also it tastes worse than huffing shit?

    I can't stand the taste of a spoonful when I'm sick, which is why I haven't taken it in at least 5 years.
    I can't imagine someone downing the whole bottle.
    Also, there's other restrictions on it besides the three bottles thing. I have to ask for D.O.B. when someone buys it, which always leads to them going "O_o"

    Plus, it usually has all kinds of other nasty chemicals in it which your brain / body doesn't want.

    [edit] Man, thats bullshit. Acid is metabolized entirely in about four hours. And I agree, low doses used to be fun, but I once did 800mg and then realized how stupid that stuff is. I mean, pseudophedrine, guafenisen(sp?), and many of the other additives are extremely unhealthy.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    this one kid was on here all the time talking about robutussen and how he was going to get SO high.

    he ended up on crack

    sounds like a winner

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Just go eat random mushrooms from a field. There is no way this will fail.

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    Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote:
    and as to acid, I don't want something where a neck bone is going to crack in 30 years and I drive off a cliff

    if you actually believe that i have no problem calling you a fucking moron

    also yeah there is so much nasty shit in cough syrup

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    why can't kids just huff paper bags full of paint and/or glue?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys, you know what's better than huffing shit?
    Drinking a bottle of something that tastes like shit.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Skull Man wrote:
    and as to acid, I don't want something where a neck bone is going to crack in 30 years and I drive off a cliff

    if you actually believe that i have no problem calling you a fucking moron

    also yeah there is so much nasty shit in cough syrup

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen_persisting_perception_disorder

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