Quiet Drez, that flunitrazepam could have come from anywhere.
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edited December 2007
Hmm, that frozen pizza was a little off. The package might have been opened already when I bought it. Dang, I hope I don't get food poisoning. That's a really shitty way to spend a night.
Hmm, that frozen pizza was a little off. The package might have been opened already when I bought it. Dang, I hope I don't get food poisoning. That's a really shitty way to spend a night.
I got food poisoning from a frozen pizza once.
Worst night of my life. The next day was pretty suboptimal too
Once upon a time in a far-off kingdom lived a family of Elves. These were not ordinary Elves, though. Ordinary Elves had pointy ears, pointy feet, and pointy hats. The Cartrights of 257 Eagle Road, Clarksburg, West Virginia were almost ordinary Elves, but they were actually quite different because they had rounded hats, you see, which set them apart from the other Elves. Then Yahweh came down and punched his gigantic, invisible space dick through the planet this family of Elves lived on, smashing it instantly to dust. The moral of this story is not to ask me to tell you a story.
I am going to attempt to teach myself how to draw the human face. I pray that I have some latent talent lying dormant somewhere that will spring to life.
a little bit of Monica in my life
a little bit of Erica by my side
a little bit of Rita’s all I need
a little bit of Tina’s what I see
a little bit of Sandra in the sun
a little bit of Mary all night long
a little bit of Jessica here I am
a little bit of you makes me your man
Is that zeitgeist thread guy honestly saying "Here's some transparent lunatic bullshit, but please don't simply point out that it's transparent lunatic bullshit, please waste hours of your lives meticulously detailing the many ways in which it is bullshit before posting here plzkthx"
a little bit of Monica in my life
a little bit of Erica by my side
a little bit of Rita’s all I need
a little bit of Tina’s what I see
a little bit of Sandra in the sun
a little bit of Mary all night long
a little bit of Jessica here I am
a little bit of you makes me your man
Is that zeitgeist thread guy honestly saying "Here's some transparent lunatic bullshit, but please don't simply point out that it's transparent lunatic bullshit, please waste hours of your lives meticulously detailing the many ways in which it is bullshit before posting here plzkthx"
Well apart from flickering between pixel-doubled and pixel-blurred every other frame, the capture turned out well. Now to possibly convert and hopefully upload.
I came close to killing myself so many fucking times today.
Depression?
Driving while black?
Driving while blind, actually. I was driving to Memphis, and couldn't find my glasses. Shouldn't be a problem, I thought, I'll drive during the day. Then I get delayed. OK maybe it still could be fine, but oh no it has to rain to. Not showers, but pouring rain. So my blurry visioned (and dumb) ass is doing 75 on the highway (because I'd get honked at to hell, and possibly run out of the road if I didn't) at night, through heavy rain and couldn't really see further than 20 yards ahead. I will never do that again, unless I really feel like swerving to miss flying into a ditch.
I’m currently making a video of the Quik intro at an average of four frames per second. With luck I’ll have it on YouTube by tomorrow.
I'm such a nerd. I would like to see that.
That does not make you a nerd, my dear. If it does then I don't know what this makes me.
My Dark Elf wakes up in the morning and gathers up his armour, which he actually takes off and hangs up before going to bed at night, puts it on, grabs his bow, quiver, and sword, and heads out. He jumps in his row-boat (his home is on the Imperial City waterfront) and rows across the lake. He docks his boat on the Ayleid ruins and stalks through the forest, looking for his prey. Typically he'll stealth up to a group of deer and quickly put an arrow in each deer's neck, sometimes he'll find a mountain lion with a more valuable pelt. He'll strip meat from his catch and skin it. Then he'll come back home, put a pot on the fire and deposit some of the meat. Then he'll go to the market and sell the skins, and buy a few vegetables. He'll then head back home, put those in the pot with the meat, and head to temple to thank the Nine for his success, probably chatting with a few Imperial citizens along the way. Then he'll come back home to eat his now-cooked meal, get ready for bed, and go to sleep. Repeat.
I came close to killing myself so many fucking times today.
Depression?
Driving while black?
Driving while blind, actually. I was driving to Memphis, and couldn't find my glasses. Shouldn't be a problem, I thought, I'll drive during the day. Then I get delayed. OK maybe it still could be fine, but oh no it has to rain to. Not showers, but pouring rain. So my blurry visioned (and dumb) ass is doing 75 on the highway (because I'd get honked at to hell, and possibly run out of the road if I didn't) at night, through heavy rain and couldn't really see further than 20 yards ahead. I will never do that again, unless I really feel like swerving to miss flying into a ditch.
Once upon a time in a far-off kingdom lived a family of Elves. These were not ordinary Elves, though. Ordinary Elves had pointy ears, pointy feet, and pointy hats. The Cartrights of 257 Eagle Road, Clarksburg, West Virginia were almost ordinary Elves, but they were actually quite different because they had rounded hats, you see, which set them apart from the other Elves. Then Yahweh came down and punched his gigantic, invisible space dick through the planet this family of Elves lived on, smashing it instantly to dust. The moral of this story is not to ask me to tell you a story.
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Don't even try it. I'll call the police.
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I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
*IMDb's it*
Huh, it was directed by Louis CK. Did not know that.
all up in that tang
I got food poisoning from a frozen pizza once.
Worst night of my life. The next day was pretty suboptimal too
I'm such a nerd. I would like to see that.
See my game reviews at: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=strangegamer
Depression?
See my game reviews at: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=strangegamer
Once upon a time in a far-off kingdom lived a family of Elves. These were not ordinary Elves, though. Ordinary Elves had pointy ears, pointy feet, and pointy hats. The Cartrights of 257 Eagle Road, Clarksburg, West Virginia were almost ordinary Elves, but they were actually quite different because they had rounded hats, you see, which set them apart from the other Elves. Then Yahweh came down and punched his gigantic, invisible space dick through the planet this family of Elves lived on, smashing it instantly to dust. The moral of this story is not to ask me to tell you a story.
Driving while black?
Watch this all the way to the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rhvFW3Lbo
See my game reviews at: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=strangegamer
Did you do that?
Did you do that because I suggested it awhile back?
Can they do that?
a little bit of Erica by my side
a little bit of Rita’s all I need
a little bit of Tina’s what I see
a little bit of Sandra in the sun
a little bit of Mary all night long
a little bit of Jessica here I am
a little bit of you makes me your man
I would but I can't find it. I can't even find a download for it.
See my game reviews at: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=strangegamer
ok Michael.
I got that vibe from him.
Driving while blind, actually. I was driving to Memphis, and couldn't find my glasses. Shouldn't be a problem, I thought, I'll drive during the day. Then I get delayed. OK maybe it still could be fine, but oh no it has to rain to. Not showers, but pouring rain. So my blurry visioned (and dumb) ass is doing 75 on the highway (because I'd get honked at to hell, and possibly run out of the road if I didn't) at night, through heavy rain and couldn't really see further than 20 yards ahead. I will never do that again, unless I really feel like swerving to miss flying into a ditch.
Edit: That was for about 200 miles.
That does not make you a nerd, my dear. If it does then I don't know what this makes me.
My Dark Elf wakes up in the morning and gathers up his armour, which he actually takes off and hangs up before going to bed at night, puts it on, grabs his bow, quiver, and sword, and heads out. He jumps in his row-boat (his home is on the Imperial City waterfront) and rows across the lake. He docks his boat on the Ayleid ruins and stalks through the forest, looking for his prey. Typically he'll stealth up to a group of deer and quickly put an arrow in each deer's neck, sometimes he'll find a mountain lion with a more valuable pelt. He'll strip meat from his catch and skin it. Then he'll come back home, put a pot on the fire and deposit some of the meat. Then he'll go to the market and sell the skins, and buy a few vegetables. He'll then head back home, put those in the pot with the meat, and head to temple to thank the Nine for his success, probably chatting with a few Imperial citizens along the way. Then he'll come back home to eat his now-cooked meal, get ready for bed, and go to sleep. Repeat.
All of this is narrated. Out loud.
ITT lessons learned
Thanks!