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GimGim a tall glass of waterRegistered User regular
edited December 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
Shall we celebrate with the adding of Tang to water?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Shall we celebrate with the adding of Tang to water?

    Don't even try it. I'll call the police.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If that is your will.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Quiet Drez, that flunitrazepam could have come from anywhere.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Hmm, that frozen pizza was a little off. The package might have been opened already when I bought it. Dang, I hope I don't get food poisoning. That's a really shitty way to spend a night.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I’m currently making a video of the Quik intro at an average of four frames per second. With luck I’ll have it on YouTube by tomorrow.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ugh, someone suggest something for me to do so I stop staring into the abyss.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tell me a story, Drez.

    --

    I feel a great disturbance in the Force.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey kids, remember Pootie Tang?

    *IMDb's it*

    Huh, it was directed by Louis CK. Did not know that.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wow, that was a great movie. Another winner for Michael Cera.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    I came close to killing myself so many fucking times today.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bwoop bwoop
    all up in that tang

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Whoah.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Hmm, that frozen pizza was a little off. The package might have been opened already when I bought it. Dang, I hope I don't get food poisoning. That's a really shitty way to spend a night.

    I got food poisoning from a frozen pizza once.

    Worst night of my life. The next day was pretty suboptimal too

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m currently making a video of the Quik intro at an average of four frames per second. With luck I’ll have it on YouTube by tomorrow.

    I'm such a nerd. I would like to see that.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    I came close to killing myself so many fucking times today.

    Depression?

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I believe I can fly!

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Retardedface.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Further proof that Fresno needs to die: Apparently this is where the guy who made Alvin and the Chipmunks was from.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Holy crap. I would like to apologize for posting the Weird Dreams video. I never watched the ending before and that is some scary shit. Brrrrrr.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh shit yeah, I am so ordering this Gorillaz Noodle figure.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote:
    Tell me a story, Drez.

    Once upon a time in a far-off kingdom lived a family of Elves. These were not ordinary Elves, though. Ordinary Elves had pointy ears, pointy feet, and pointy hats. The Cartrights of 257 Eagle Road, Clarksburg, West Virginia were almost ordinary Elves, but they were actually quite different because they had rounded hats, you see, which set them apart from the other Elves. Then Yahweh came down and punched his gigantic, invisible space dick through the planet this family of Elves lived on, smashing it instantly to dust. The moral of this story is not to ask me to tell you a story.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gorillaz? <3

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    I came close to killing myself so many fucking times today.

    Depression?

    Driving while black?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am going to attempt to teach myself how to draw the human face. I pray that I have some latent talent lying dormant somewhere that will spring to life.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh, someone suggest something for me to do so I stop staring into the abyss.

    Watch this all the way to the end.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rhvFW3Lbo

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh, someone suggest something for me to do so I stop staring into the abyss.

    Watch this all the way to the end.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rhvFW3Lbo

    Did you do that?

    Did you do that because I suggested it awhile back?

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I came close to killing myself so many fucking times today.

    Depression?

    Driving while black?

    Can they do that?

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I fear Kruschev may have a hand in this.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    a little bit of Monica in my life
    a little bit of Erica by my side
    a little bit of Rita’s all I need
    a little bit of Tina’s what I see
    a little bit of Sandra in the sun
    a little bit of Mary all night long
    a little bit of Jessica here I am
    a little bit of you makes me your man

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is that zeitgeist thread guy honestly saying "Here's some transparent lunatic bullshit, but please don't simply point out that it's transparent lunatic bullshit, please waste hours of your lives meticulously detailing the many ways in which it is bullshit before posting here plzkthx"

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ugh, someone suggest something for me to do so I stop staring into the abyss.

    Watch this all the way to the end.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1rhvFW3Lbo

    Did you do that?

    Did you do that because I suggested it awhile back?

    I would but I can't find it. I can't even find a download for it.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    a little bit of Monica in my life
    a little bit of Erica by my side
    a little bit of Rita’s all I need
    a little bit of Tina’s what I see
    a little bit of Sandra in the sun
    a little bit of Mary all night long
    a little bit of Jessica here I am
    a little bit of you makes me your man

    ok Michael.

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Is that zeitgeist thread guy honestly saying "Here's some transparent lunatic bullshit, but please don't simply point out that it's transparent lunatic bullshit, please waste hours of your lives meticulously detailing the many ways in which it is bullshit before posting here plzkthx"

    I got that vibe from him.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well apart from flickering between pixel-doubled and pixel-blurred every other frame, the capture turned out well. Now to possibly convert and hopefully upload.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I came close to killing myself so many fucking times today.

    Depression?

    Driving while black?

    Driving while blind, actually. I was driving to Memphis, and couldn't find my glasses. Shouldn't be a problem, I thought, I'll drive during the day. Then I get delayed. OK maybe it still could be fine, but oh no it has to rain to. Not showers, but pouring rain. So my blurry visioned (and dumb) ass is doing 75 on the highway (because I'd get honked at to hell, and possibly run out of the road if I didn't) at night, through heavy rain and couldn't really see further than 20 yards ahead. I will never do that again, unless I really feel like swerving to miss flying into a ditch.

    Edit: That was for about 200 miles.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m currently making a video of the Quik intro at an average of four frames per second. With luck I’ll have it on YouTube by tomorrow.

    I'm such a nerd. I would like to see that.

    That does not make you a nerd, my dear. If it does then I don't know what this makes me.

    My Dark Elf wakes up in the morning and gathers up his armour, which he actually takes off and hangs up before going to bed at night, puts it on, grabs his bow, quiver, and sword, and heads out. He jumps in his row-boat (his home is on the Imperial City waterfront) and rows across the lake. He docks his boat on the Ayleid ruins and stalks through the forest, looking for his prey. Typically he'll stealth up to a group of deer and quickly put an arrow in each deer's neck, sometimes he'll find a mountain lion with a more valuable pelt. He'll strip meat from his catch and skin it. Then he'll come back home, put a pot on the fire and deposit some of the meat. Then he'll go to the market and sell the skins, and buy a few vegetables. He'll then head back home, put those in the pot with the meat, and head to temple to thank the Nine for his success, probably chatting with a few Imperial citizens along the way. Then he'll come back home to eat his now-cooked meal, get ready for bed, and go to sleep. Repeat.

    All of this is narrated. Out loud.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elki wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I came close to killing myself so many fucking times today.

    Depression?

    Driving while black?

    Driving while blind, actually. I was driving to Memphis, and couldn't find my glasses. Shouldn't be a problem, I thought, I'll drive during the day. Then I get delayed. OK maybe it still could be fine, but oh no it has to rain to. Not showers, but pouring rain. So my blurry visioned (and dumb) ass is doing 75 on the highway (because I'd get honked at to hell, and possibly run out of the road if I didn't) at night, through heavy rain and couldn't really see further than 20 yards ahead. I will never do that again, unless I really feel like swerving to miss flying into a ditch.

    Edit: That was for about 200 miles.

    ITT lessons learned

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Must block out late 90s pop song based on an actual 50s mambo song.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I only bother to hide bodies when I can conveniently dump them in a large body of water or off a cliff.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Church wrote:
    Tell me a story, Drez.

    Once upon a time in a far-off kingdom lived a family of Elves. These were not ordinary Elves, though. Ordinary Elves had pointy ears, pointy feet, and pointy hats. The Cartrights of 257 Eagle Road, Clarksburg, West Virginia were almost ordinary Elves, but they were actually quite different because they had rounded hats, you see, which set them apart from the other Elves. Then Yahweh came down and punched his gigantic, invisible space dick through the planet this family of Elves lived on, smashing it instantly to dust. The moral of this story is not to ask me to tell you a story.

    Thanks! <3

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