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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is that what you are doing in Oblivion church?

    You are a strange puppy.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    God dammit, Church, I wrote you a fucking story now read it.

    edit: Oh, you just did.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m currently making a video of the Quik intro at an average of four frames per second. With luck I’ll have it on YouTube by tomorrow.

    I'm such a nerd. I would like to see that.

    That does not make you a nerd, my dear. If it does then I don't know what this makes me.

    My Dark Elf wakes up in the morning and gathers up his armour, which he actually takes off and hangs up before going to bed at night, puts it on, grabs his bow, quiver, and sword, and heads out. He jumps in his row-boat (his home is on the Imperial City waterfront) and rows across the lake. He docks his boat on the Ayleid ruins and stalks through the forest, looking for his prey. Typically he'll stealth up to a group of deer and quickly put an arrow in each deer's neck, sometimes he'll find a mountain lion with a more valuable pelt. He'll strip meat from his catch and skin it. Then he'll come back home, put a pot on the fire and deposit some of the meat. Then he'll go to the market and sell the skins, and buy a few vegetables. He'll then head back home, put those in the pot with the meat, and head to temple to thank the Nine for his success, probably chatting with a few Imperial citizens along the way. Then he'll come back home to eat his now-cooked meal, get ready for bed, and go to sleep. Repeat.

    All of this is narrated. Out loud.

    I was under the impression you had nothing to do all day so you can play things like that.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I fear Kruschev may have a hand in this.

    If he does, you should probably be helping out. Khrushchev was a pretty rad dude.

    If it's Brezhnev, though, watch out. He's the fucking devil.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh, I just found a download of Weird Dreams. Hmmm..

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    O, thank God for the Internet. I have finally discovered that the song fragment I’ve wondered about for years is from ‘Baba O’Riley’.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    I’m currently making a video of the Quik intro at an average of four frames per second. With luck I’ll have it on YouTube by tomorrow.

    I'm such a nerd. I would like to see that.

    That does not make you a nerd, my dear. If it does then I don't know what this makes me.

    My Dark Elf wakes up in the morning and gathers up his armour, which he actually takes off and hangs up before going to bed at night, puts it on, grabs his bow, quiver, and sword, and heads out. He jumps in his row-boat (his home is on the Imperial City waterfront) and rows across the lake. He docks his boat on the Ayleid ruins and stalks through the forest, looking for his prey. Typically he'll stealth up to a group of deer and quickly put an arrow in each deer's neck, sometimes he'll find a mountain lion with a more valuable pelt. He'll strip meat from his catch and skin it. Then he'll come back home, put a pot on the fire and deposit some of the meat. Then he'll go to the market and sell the skins, and buy a few vegetables. He'll then head back home, put those in the pot with the meat, and head to temple to thank the Nine for his success, probably chatting with a few Imperial citizens along the way. Then he'll come back home to eat his now-cooked meal, get ready for bed, and go to sleep. Repeat.

    All of this is narrated. Out loud.

    I was under the impression you had nothing to do all day so you can play things like that.

    Actually my schoolwork works on an independent study basis, and I'm just really hyper-productive. I believe this adds to the nerd factor.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    I fear Kruschev may have a hand in this.

    If he does, you should probably be helping out. Khrushchev was a pretty rad dude.

    If it's Brezhnev, though, watch out. He's the fucking devil.

    Oh I am. I'm helping out by killing those who would betray him. And dumping their bodies into swamps and off of cliffs when convenient. Because I'm awesome.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Whoo, I just unlocked the Team Doctor achievement. What a productive day.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Is that what you are doing in Oblivion church?

    You are a strange puppy.

    It is an RPG. Role-playing game.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guys. Go see Juno. Are you seeing it yet? Go see it.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh, I just found a download of Weird Dreams. Hmmm..

    Why would you ever want to play this game?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    Shinto.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've been juggling games all day: Trauma Center: Second Opinion (Wii), Geometry Wars: Galaxies (Wii), Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii), Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition (Wii), Zack & Wiki (Wii), Super Mario Galaxy (Wii), and Super Metroid (Wii-VC).

    Annnd Super Metroid had me hooked the longest. :P

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Is that what you are doing in Oblivion church?

    You are a strange puppy.

    It is an RPG. Role-playing game.

    Strange. Puppy.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh, I just found a download of Weird Dreams. Hmmm..

    Why would you ever want to play this game?

    Because I like to play odd games and review them, when I have the time. Every once in a while I come along a real jewel.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh, I just found a download of Weird Dreams. Hmmm..

    Why would you ever want to play this game?

    Because I like to play odd games and review them, when I have the time. Every once in a while I come along a real jewel.

    Oh. Okay. Cause the actual meat of the game looks like pulling teeth. D:

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Is that zeitgeist thread guy honestly saying "Here's some transparent lunatic bullshit, but please don't simply point out that it's transparent lunatic bullshit, please waste hours of your lives meticulously detailing the many ways in which it is bullshit before posting here plzkthx"

    I got that vibe from him.

    After the hours wasted on Entropy I don't know if it'd be worth it to mount another pro-active defense of sanity. Especially when being a caustic dick until the thread gets locked is so much more fun and just as rewarding.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I've been juggling games all day: Trauma Center: Second Opinion (Wii), Geometry Wars: Galaxies (Wii), Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii), Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition (Wii), Zack & Wiki (Wii), Super Mario Galaxy (Wii), and Super Metroid (Wii-VC).

    Annnd Super Metroid had me hooked the longest. :P

    Super Metroid! Hooray!

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh, I just found a download of Weird Dreams. Hmmm..

    Why would you ever want to play this game?

    Because I like to play odd games and review them, when I have the time. Every once in a while I come along a real jewel.

    Oh. Okay. Cause the actual meat of the game looks like pulling teeth. D:

    You should try Wall Street Kid. Good god.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guys. Go see Juno. Are you seeing it yet? Go see it.

    It has that crazy awesome kid actor in it who is more mature than most actors 40 years her senior, right?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh, I just found a download of Weird Dreams. Hmmm..

    Why would you ever want to play this game?

    Because I like to play odd games and review them, when I have the time. Every once in a while I come along a real jewel.

    See if you can find this:

    http://www.mobygames.com/game/kristal

    It's a fantastic point-n-click starring Drancis Frake, space pirate extraordinaire!

    "Go with the flow."

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    Idi AdminIdi Admin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh, I just found a download of Weird Dreams. Hmmm..

    First I thought you were talking about the Blind Guardian song but man this is weird.

    edit: shit wrong account, this is james.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    zeitgeist nutbar is nutty

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    God, this Hitchhikers game is surprisingly hard.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    well that is slightly embarassing. dang phalla

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    God, this Hitchhikers game is surprisingly hard.

    Is that a port of the Infocom game?

    Because that's widely considered one of the most difficult games ever made.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    God, this Hitchhikers game is surprisingly hard.

    Is that a port of the Infocom game?

    Because that's widely considered one of the most difficult games ever made.

    Yeah, I think it's a flash version of it.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    God, this Hitchhikers game is surprisingly hard.

    How the hell do I get out of bed?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    God, this Hitchhikers game is surprisingly hard.

    How the hell do I get out of bed?

    type "stand up"

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    saggiosaggio Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    zeitgeist nutbar is nutty

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He is hitting Andross with a fish. The fish is alive, even!

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No one can say I didn't make a sincere attempt at really contributing to that thread.

    'cause I did.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Guys. Go see Juno. Are you seeing it yet? Go see it.

    It has that crazy awesome kid actor in it who is more mature than most actors 40 years her senior, right?

    She's actually 20, but she looks young. Co-starring is Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Jennifer Garner, and J.K. Simmons. It was really, really good.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    God dammit I died!

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    God dammit I died!

    Zombie! Kill it with fire!

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    God dammit I died!
    I died before I figured out to turn on the light.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    God dammit I died!
    I died before I figured out to turn on the light.

    type "turn on light"

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I could have killed The End before The Fear, but I want that camo.

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    PillsAreNicePillsAreNice Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    God, this Hitchhikers game is surprisingly hard.

    How the hell do I get out of bed?

    type "stand up"

    I told it to kill me and it did. Ha!

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