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Asian women are afraid of me and I don't know why I am a nice guy I don't understand

EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
edited February 2008 in Social Entropy++
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I was riding the bus earlier and it was getting pretty full. Eventually it's packed, and the guy sitting next to me gets off, as well as a person sitting in the seat in front of me, and at the next stop two asian women and one guy get on.

The two women walk up and down the bus for like two minutes looking for a spot, walking right by me like three times. Then, finally, one of them sits in the empty seat in front of me, after whispering to her friend. Her friend sits down next to me, but is hovering at the far edge of the seat about to fall off for fear of being any closer to me. People have been sitting by me all day, and I showered this morning, so I have no idea why the thought of sitting next to me was so odd to these women.

I am deeply confused and mildly hurt.






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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    are you ugly and/or fat?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The Clap

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    They were probably scared off by your Naruto headband and Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

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    SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    public transportation

    riding through the homeless part of town is a cavalcade of hilarity

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So guys should I hijack this thread to announce that as of today I am now 22 years old?

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    One time I made fun of a kid who came into my store wearing a Naruto headband. Turns out he was mentally handicapped and the guy with him was his "Big Brother" from the Big Brother Big Sister program.

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    FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Did you have an erection.

    edit: This can be in response to either the OP or the post right above mine. Your choice.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    More like pubic transportation

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    So guys should I hijack this thread to announce that as of today I am now 22 years old?

    This is now a worthwhile thread.

    Good job, sex machine.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Were your balls leaking through your shorts?

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    No erection, no balls leaking.

    It is a mystery.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    There was a news story on WTOP about a Maryland political guy who was resigning because of an ongoing investigation regarding child pornography. I was listening in my car and they talked about possible effect on upcoming elections etc etc, and then right before they went to commercial, they wrapped up the story with "He also announced in the memo that he is resigning his position with Big Brothers/Big Sisters of America"

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Did you make sure to wear deodorant?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    BREAKING NEWS: WOMEN NOT COMFORTABLE SITTING NEXT TO UNKNOWN MEN ON PUBLIC BUS

    Einhander wrote: »
    People have been sitting by me all day,
    Why were you on the bus all day? Were you just riding around?

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, I did. Wear deodorant I mean.

    Also notacrook that is fucking apalling.

    And I was on the bus all day because I had a shitton of places to go.

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    In many cultures, staring hungrily at a person may make them feel uncomfortable.

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    The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    There's a facebook group for my university route of people taking pictures of other people asleep on the bus.

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    Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think they avoided sitting next to you because you have a penis.

    Women tend to do that.

    Not a surprise, man.

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    HamjuHamju Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It's because you're Jewish. They can sense it.

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This one time I rode a bus.

    And I'm not poor.

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Hamju wrote: »
    It's because you're Jewish. They can sense it.

    Well I was eating Latkes and spinning a Dreidel and listening to Barbara Streisand, so that mayhave been it.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    So guys should I hijack this thread to announce that as of today I am now 22 years old?

    i turned 22 a few weeks ago

    we are almost exactly the same age

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    AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Were the asian women on leashes and being yelled at by a tiny german?

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    D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    When I first read the OP, I thought it was made by Evander.

    My first reaction was "Yeah, I can see why they'd be scared."

    But it's actually Einhander. I don't know anything about Einhander, so I don't have anything to contribute.

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Evander is Jewish. Somebody made a thread about circumcision a long time ago and I was told that if I wanted to trade my foreskin for a stake in the media I had to PM him.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
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    Riding on the bus down the boulevard and the place was pretty packed. I couldn't find a seat so I had to stand with the perverts in the back.

    It was smelling like a locker room, there was junk all over the floor. We're already packed in like sardines, but we're stopping to pick up more. Look out!

    doot doot doot






    Another one rides the bus.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Awesome

    Awesome to the max

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Did you have a shirt that reads: "I Fuck Asian Chicks" by any chance? That could have been it.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    I was riding the bus earlier and it was getting pretty full. Eventually it's packed, and the guy sitting next to me gets off, as well as a person sitting in the seat in front of me, and at the next stop two asian women and one guy get on.

    The two women walk up and down the bus for like two minutes looking for a spot, walking right by me like three times. Then, finally, one of them sits in the empty seat in front of me, after whispering to her friend. Her friend sits down next to me, but is hovering at the far edge of the seat about to fall off for fear of being any closer to me. People have been sitting by me all day, and I showered this morning, so I have no idea why the thought of sitting next to me was so odd to these women.

    I am deeply confused and mildly hurt.

    Share you stories of public transportation here.
    Happens to me all the time.


    I had a lot more fun with it when I grew my huge winter beard.

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Do you look like Godzilla?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    There's a tasteless sex joke to be made there.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    So guys should I hijack this thread to announce that as of today I am now 22 years old?

    i turned 22 a few weeks ago

    we are almost exactly the same age

    I turned 22 three days ago.

    You will never understand the bond Volyu and I share.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Evander is Jewish. Somebody made a thread about circumcision a long time ago and I was told that if I wanted to trade my foreskin for a stake in the media I had to PM him.

    Wait, we can sell our foreskins to Evander?

    How much is he offering?

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    November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    No asian women hate everyone. My mom hates my friends, girlfriend, you, your parents, and your neighbor. And shes very racist. I'm being very stereotypical here, but then again I'm an unedjumacated asian.

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Evander is Jewish. Somebody made a thread about circumcision a long time ago and I was told that if I wanted to trade my foreskin for a stake in the media I had to PM him.

    Wait, we can sell our foreskins to Evander?

    How much is he offering?

    I wonder what he'd do if he got 30 PMs from people all asking how much he's offering for their foreskin.

    Also, I got drunk and wrote a poem about Godzilla once at an IHOP at like 2:00 in the morning. It was pretty rad.

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
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    I was riding the bus earlier and it was getting pretty full. Eventually it's packed, and the guy sitting next to me gets off, as well as a person sitting in the seat in front of me, and at the next stop two asian women get on

    At least they weren't driving?

    Seriously though Did you maintain any eye contact?

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    No. I had my PSP with me and I was fucking up bitches with megaman.

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Maybe they have a weird hate for megaman...Huh. When I've ridden the tube, I've never had a problem, save once when I woere my Irish jersey. That didn't go over well.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    One time I made fun of a kid who came into my store wearing a Naruto headband. Turns out he was mentally handicapped and the guy with him was his "Big Brother" from the Big Brother Big Sister program.

    Hohohohohooo boy

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Boy was my face red.

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