it was actually not all that enjoyable because i was just taller than the girl by enough that taking her from behind standing was a bit awkward and she was standing on a skid and then it was sliding and ugh
lot of work for not that much fun, didn't even go off.
but she got it out of her system, i guess.
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This reminds me of a guy in college that used to masturbate and finish it off with a punch to the wall and a loud scream. It's how he scared his potential roommates off. He used to call it masturbating at them.
sometimes masturbation is physically a better feeling than sex with a partner has been on certain occasions. maybe sort of. the muscular convulsion itself is more intense, i guess, but it really doesn't make up for the rest of the sexual experience.
At least it's better than the DROPPIN' LOADS guy in porn
I don't know what this is.
Do I want to?
It's like you're watching a porn of somewhat amaateurish quality and there's always some asshole who yells DROPPIN' LOADS as he's coming, like he's doing his own fucking dubbing for the vision impaired
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There is a certain woman I work with that I would do anything to or for if she ever asked me. She's utterly gorgeous, much older than I am and just really sexy.
At least it's better than the DROPPIN' LOADS guy in porn
I don't know what this is.
Do I want to?
It's like you're watching a porn of somewhat amaateurish quality and there's always some asshole who yells DROPPIN' LOADS as he's coming, like he's doing his own fucking dubbing for the vision impaired
Now I really want to try and find porn for the blind.
I can't watch most straight porn. The dudes tend to be such massive douchebags, it kills my boner.
for me it's pretty much all gay. either chick on chick or dude on dude, although the latter is harder to find quality of that doesn't have the same problem as straight porn.
there's just something about porn that seems to turn dudes, gay or straight, into assholes
[chat] is strange this morning...religion stuff mixed with masturbation...
Anyway, morning!
That you find this strange just shows that you are not a mythology major.
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I've never worked with anyone I would fuck.
The few who wouldn't be horrible to see naked have all been creepy morons.
I expect it in my research...just strange to see it in real life as well!
Sorry, no strange sex stories...i like my bed too much to fuck in public places.
[chat] is strange this morning...religion stuff mixed with masturbation...
Anyway, morning!
That you find this strange just shows that you are not a mythology major.
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I've never worked with anyone I would fuck.
The few who wouldn't be horrible to see naked have all been creepy morons.
I expect it in my research...just strange to see it in real life as well!
Sorry, no strange sex stories...i like my bed too much to fuck in public places.
Movie Theater.
My old primary school.
Graveyard
Car
Toilet
Pool
Posts
hey whats up.
I can't be less pathetic.
I don't know what this is.
Do I want to?
in the store-room
it was actually not all that enjoyable because i was just taller than the girl by enough that taking her from behind standing was a bit awkward and she was standing on a skid and then it was sliding and ugh
lot of work for not that much fun, didn't even go off.
but she got it out of her system, i guess.
Tell us about your sexual conquests in theaters and on public transportation.
That you find this strange just shows that you are not a mythology major.
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I've never worked with anyone I would fuck.
The few who wouldn't be horrible to see naked have all been creepy morons.
This reminds me of a guy in college that used to masturbate and finish it off with a punch to the wall and a loud scream. It's how he scared his potential roommates off. He used to call it masturbating at them.
It's like you're watching a porn of somewhat amaateurish quality and there's always some asshole who yells DROPPIN' LOADS as he's coming, like he's doing his own fucking dubbing for the vision impaired
Now I really want to try and find porn for the blind.
both times i can say after the fact that they were mistakes and caused a lot of drama and bullshit
and in one case the sex itself sucked
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I get no lovin' in movie theaters. Hold me close, Variable.
This amuses me endlessly.
Not as tempted as I am.
I haven't been to a movie with a woman in 8 years, and when I was it was in groups. and I should say girl because I was young.
for me it's pretty much all gay. either chick on chick or dude on dude, although the latter is harder to find quality of that doesn't have the same problem as straight porn.
there's just something about porn that seems to turn dudes, gay or straight, into assholes
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I expect it in my research...just strange to see it in real life as well!
Sorry, no strange sex stories...i like my bed too much to fuck in public places.
apparently he's also known for such other gems as "eat my cock puke"
VICTORY IS MINE.
hahahahahahaha
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Gold.
:winky:
hai2u
Pornstars have catchphrases?
Shit I should come up with one.
There are no Y chromosomes in my porn.
I've never heard either. what a dick.
Just borrow one from comic books.
Like... hmmm...
"It's clobberin' time!"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Movie Theater.
My old primary school.
Graveyard
Car
Toilet
Pool
is about as creative as I've been.
I call Sha-zam!
"I'm the best there is at what I do."
"With great power comes great responsibility."
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Hey Gim!
Dyke.
This is the greatest music achievement ever.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
DROPPIN' LOADS!!!!
That's the gravy on the mashedpotatoes.
And then start groping like mad.
What's taters precious?