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People Wanna Know What's The Secret

Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Singularity Engine++
To Chest Rockwell's ability to pick up all these beautiful women!

Is it your good looks ?

Is it that big bulge in your pants ?

Could be that fancy car you drive ?
That I lease and change every other year, but you don't need to know that.
I say look

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. My man Nathaniel Merriweather, you know a little running buddy from Handsome Boy Modeling School
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Made this thing called Music To Make Love to Your Old Lady By

Barry White used to work.
Shoot, even ABBA used to work the way I was doin' my thing.
But man, you put this on
And the hos just go wild
I'm telling you
Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
You know, you tried cognac.
Even tried givin' her some weed.
Shoot, you might've even tried ecstasy.
But ain't no sheer ecstasy until you try,
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This is a thread about the above album.

It's got this guy:
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and this gal:
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and I hear this guy was involved somehow:
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it's basically about banging mad bitches and everyone should listen to it then hump furiously

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    pip the fair for SE mod

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wut

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Thats a dumb album. I don't need music while banging some chick.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    HANDSOME BOY MODELING SCHOOL GAVE ME THE CONFIDENCE TO BE A MODEL
    IF IT WEREN'T FOR THEM
    I WOULD STILL HAVE MY SIXTY DOLLARS

    #pipe on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I approve of this thread because this is a spectacular album

    #pipe on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thats a dumb album. I don't need music while banging some chick.

    I'm pretty sure you could be in the mood at a waste treatment plant, though

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    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hi5 pipe

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    How was Bogey involved in this?

    Fiz on
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    god damn bogey does look like Dan The Automator

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The girls I have sex with are mostly unconcious, how would any sort of loud noise help that situation for me at all?

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Thats a dumb album. I don't need music while banging some chick.

    I'm pretty sure you could be in the mood at a waste treatment plant, though
    Doesn't take away from the fact that I don't need music while banging some chick.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Be genetically superior bro

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    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TOM.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Be genetically superior bro

    this is shibby

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    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Thats a dumb album. I don't need music while banging some chick.

    I'm pretty sure you could be in the mood at a waste treatment plant, though
    SHIBBY MEISSNERD JUST MADE A COLLECT CALL FROM THE OWN ZONE AND YOU ACCEPTED THE CHARGES

    The Far Side on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    god damn bogey does look like Dan The Automator

    Which one is Dan the Automator?

    Fiz on
    juggcat.jpg
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Franko wrote: »
    The girls I have sex with are mostly unconcious, how would any sort of loud noise help that situation for me at all?

    Covers the squelching sound so nobody walking by interferes with your business.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    oh, dan the automator's in that? i like him. maybe i'll look at that album.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Everything Dan the Automator touches

    turns to down right dirty funk gold

    #pipe on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Thats a dumb album. I don't need music while banging some chick.

    I'm pretty sure you could be in the mood at a waste treatment plant, though
    SHIBBY MEISSNERD JUST MADE A COLLECT CALL FROM THE OWN ZONE AND YOU ACCEPTED THE CHARGES
    Depends, how much per minute?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Can I use this thread to demand that people find me good funk music

    I love funk

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    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Funk is, decent

    Give me a guy girl combo and a drum machine and everything is good in the world.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Both of those albums are aces.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Can I use this thread to demand that people find me good funk music

    I love funk
    MATHIEU CHEDID

    The Far Side on
    33aqfwk.jpg
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Can I use this thread to demand that people find me good funk music

    I love funk
    parliament_mothership.jpg

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh holy shit this is awesome

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    Sig is too tall - Elki
    walnutmon wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    so walnutmon, have you told your girlfriend that you'll hit her if she leaves you
    Actually yes. She doesn't care, because she knows i'm kidding. But i'm not, i'll kick her right in the vagina. By the way, I got jailed for posting about an emulator I use, because I didn't think that was bad. It has very little to do with the fact that I want to beat women.
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    god damn bogey does look like Dan The Automator

    Which one is Dan the Automator?
    the one that looks like bogey

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Can I use this thread to demand that people find me good funk music

    I love funk

    A few friends of mine have a really surprisingly great minimal funk band called Kafka.

    If you don't mind listening to music on myspace, click here

    Every now and then they'll play a gig with a huge latin percussion section and horns and it is the coolest thing.

    #pipe on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm also gonna plug my friends band
    http://www.funkydory.richiebee.ca/audio.htm

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    Sig is too tall - Elki
    walnutmon wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    so walnutmon, have you told your girlfriend that you'll hit her if she leaves you
    Actually yes. She doesn't care, because she knows i'm kidding. But i'm not, i'll kick her right in the vagina. By the way, I got jailed for posting about an emulator I use, because I didn't think that was bad. It has very little to do with the fact that I want to beat women.
  • ch|och|o Registered User
    edited May 2008
    that's an amazing album :^:

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sars boy

    i've been praying for this day

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    seriously

    mike patton you is the realest motherfucker

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Can I use this thread to demand that people find me good funk music

    I love funk

    out

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSST

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    peeping tom is a better album in terms of tone, production and sheer variety of collaborators

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ehhhhh
    There's some good stuff on the Peeping Tom album, but I was kinda disappointed where it went in the years since the demos got leaked. I'm really hopeful about Crudo though.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lovage01am1.jpg

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what the fuck do you need a hairnet for, mike patton

    oh wait i guess you're the best that's why

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ehhhhh
    There's some good stuff on the Peeping Tom album, but I was kinda disappointed where it went in the years since the demos got leaked. I'm really hopeful about Crudo though.
    I just looked that up

    that looks real neat

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Eh. The track in that first video is great. It's like Portishead's healthier sister came and sat on your lap and started stroking your balls. The ones with the guy in them though, not so hot, he's a bit uh...Eurotrash. And not in the good Antoine De Caunes/Jean-Paul Gaultier sense either.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    did you just call Mike Patton Eurotrash?

    man

    I fear for you, son

    I fear for you

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    God I love Mike Patton.

    His job is to try to make everything awesome when it could not be awesome enough before.

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