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Attention Fat People

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    I already know that if I get fat I will have no reason to live
    Some people like to go Whaling. You'll be ok.

  • ForarForar #432 Already prepping for Toronto Fan Expo!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    attention fat people

    please form straight lines in front of the incinerators

    single file, please

    warning!

    after the fat person before you has gone into the incinerator, please allow thirty seconds to pass before going in yourself

    this will ensure that the incinerators are working at maximum efficiency

    thank you
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  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.

    I was actually slightly more specific in that I said "look, fuck off alright? no one cares about whatever stupid wrong opinion you've formulated in your breaks from taunting children with disgusting fish products" but it doesn't really work unless you can see how much the guy looked like captain birdseye and unless you know who that is.

  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
    The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
    In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"

    That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.

    Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.

  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

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  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited August 2008
    I already know that if I get fat I will have no reason to live

    that's what, two weeks away?

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    I already know that if I get fat I will have no reason to live
    Some people like to go Whaling. You'll be ok.
    deni I knew I could count on you to reassure me!

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    edited August 2008
    sizism the new racism, suburban white boys claim to be 'best friends' with local fat man

    That's right.
  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I'm doing my part to not be fat by throwing up until I'm pretty
    This got passed over and it's a shame.

  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty
    work on preserving its shape and form perfectly I hope you mean

    Yeah that's what I meant. Work it out.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

    unless you have a hippo ass, because that's just awful.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Famous Actor Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I used to work at CVS, with this really fat guy. He used to shit on the seat of the toilet sometimes.

    I'm no scientist, let alone a fat scientist, but I'm really unsure how that occurs. POOP GOES INSIDE THE BOWL.

    IN

    SIDE

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

    Genetics gave me terrible joint problems, a horribly bad back, a receding hairline and a digestive track that can handle little more than a potatoe. Do I just sit around on the couch eating whatever the fuck I want and going bald? No, I fucking do yoga for my joints, do back strengthening exercises, use Nioxin on my hair and watch my diet. I'm not saying everyone should be a stick, but saying that genetics makes someone predisposed to be morbidly obese no matter what they do about it is retarded.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
    The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
    In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"

    That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.

    Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.

    Her ass looked like a truck
    I don't mean that metaphorically, I think I saw a tailgate
    It probably took a whole roll to wipe in one sitting

  • TubeTube Working As Intended Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited August 2008
    WaM is genetically blessed in that any fat she gains goes straight to her ass and face

    which are indistinguishable from each other

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

    unless you have a hippo ass, because that's just awful.
    you know how big, say, the moon is?

    well

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
    I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    i prefer the term 'husky'

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.

    I was actually slightly more specific in that I said "look, fuck off alright? no one cares about whatever stupid wrong opinion you've formulated in your breaks from taunting children with disgusting fish products" but it doesn't really work unless you can see how much the guy looked like captain birdseye and unless you know who that is.

    Haha! That works because I do know who captain birdseye is and you've made the insinuation that your heckler's appearance is similar.

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty
    work on preserving its shape and form perfectly I hope you mean

    Yeah that's what I meant. Work it out.

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    ok so i just wanted to post this

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited August 2008
    son, if you see a fat man walking towards you on a sidewalk, cross the street

  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

    I personally would not find Kim Kardashian appealing if she didn't have that gigantic ass trailing behind her.

    She's actually a pretty girl to be honest with you, so that's not entirely true.

  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I used to feel like most fat people didn't have a choice whether or not they were fat. Then I started living with my roommate, who is pretty fat. I saw him eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast Saturday, and not 15 minutes later, he was cooking up three hamburger patties.

    I kind of thought to myself that it was nice that he was making lunch for the two of us, even if I had only just eaten breakfast as well. I left to go on a bike ride. When I came back, all three hamburger patties were gone.

    e: This is also after the fact that he ate half a package of Oreos the night before, while downing 6 beers, after eating two dinners.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    WaM is genetically blessed in that any fat she gains goes straight to her ass and face

    which are indistinguishable from each other
    I'm working on my fourth chin

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

    unless you have a hippo ass, because that's just awful.
    you know how big, say, the moon is?

    well
    M-O-O-N that spells daaaaaaaamn son

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
    I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.

    Would you say Pheezer is the second worst PA mod ever?

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

    Genetics gave me terrible joint problems, a horribly bad back, a receding hairline and a digestive track that can handle little more than a potatoe. Do I just sit around on the couch eating whatever the fuck I want and going bald? No, I fucking do yoga for my joints, do back strengthening exercises, use Nioxin on my hair and watch my diet. I'm not saying everyone should be a stick, but saying that genetics makes someone predisposed to be morbidly obese no matter what they do about it is retarded.

    I was going to come back with something caustic here but I think you have enough problems of your own.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I loathe fat people.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I don't really care about fat people if they're happy being fat. Good for them. If they're unhappy being fat but are too lazy to do anything about it, fuck em. I do look at some fat people and honestly wonder how they let it get that far.

    I think that's a pretty good attitude, Tube.

    I feel strange saying this.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Shit now I want a burger
    Or some ham
    Fuck there's another hamsteak in the fridge gonna cook that shit up

  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
    I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.

    Would you say Pheezer is the second worst PA mod ever?
    No I love pheezer. He is awesome.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey, some people are going to be fat no matter what they eat.

    I know this because of science.

    Then those people need to exercise more.

    There's really no excuse for anyone to be fat other than people not bothering to do anything about it. It's certainly my issue. I know being kinda tubby is my own fault. Though I am starting to work out again this week.

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

    Genetics gave me terrible joint problems, a horribly bad back, a receding hairline and a digestive track that can handle little more than a potatoe. Do I just sit around on the couch eating whatever the fuck I want and going bald? No, I fucking do yoga for my joints, do back strengthening exercises, use Nioxin on my hair and watch my diet. I'm not saying everyone should be a stick, but saying that genetics makes someone predisposed to be morbidly obese no matter what they do about it is retarded.

    I was going to come back with something caustic here but I think you have enough problems of your own.
    Cthulhu didn't change your views on abortion did he?

  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I was going to come back with something caustic here but I think you have enough problems of your own.
    I can't weigh more than 117 pounds.

    Yet, I still hate fat people, regardless of their genetic traits.

    For evidence to back my claim I posit: Fucking fatties.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited August 2008
    the crime here is that fatness leads to saggy bag tits

    which has to be illegal

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    I loathe fat people.

    i'm hurt

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

    unless you have a hippo ass, because that's just awful.
    you know how big, say, the moon is?

    well

    you have to wonder, though. how come some fat people have a hippo ass, and others don't?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
    The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
    In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"

    That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.

    Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.

    Her ass looked like a truck
    I don't mean that metaphorically, I think I saw a tailgate
    It probably took a whole roll to wipe in one sitting

    I'm trying to tell you, I don't know what the loo roll was for but it wasn't going to be going anywhere near her ass. Maybe she mistook it as a ring for chubby people or something. Or perhaps it was just that "Shit, it's going to look bad buying all this sugar and nothing else, I'll bulk out the shop with some toilet paper to make it look normal" but having never used toilet paper for thirty years, she grossly miscalculated how insignificant a single roll is going to look.

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I said it once and I'll say it again; I don't have a problem with fat people. You want to be fat? then fine be fat. My problem lies with the fat people who dress like they are not fat. Like I'll be in a line at wal-mart behind some 500 pound woman wearing a skin tight tube top. Jesus fucking christ.


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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    I think that's a pretty good attitude, Tube.

    I feel strange saying this.

    it's sort of like agreeing with hitler

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