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Attention Fat People

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited August 2008
    I don't really care about fat people if they're happy being fat. Good for them. If they're unhappy being fat but are too lazy to do anything about it, fuck em. I do look at some fat people and honestly wonder how they let it get that far.

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

    butt genetics do not explain the size of one's ass

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.
    b-b-but science

  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    I shaved it after the party. It was messing with my barbecue eating. The next party I'm doing a really thick cop/military mustache and I'm wearing a greco-roman wrestling outfit, complete with helmet and I'm shaving all of the hair off my body.

    (besides the stosh of course)

    I was like D: ... o_O.... :winky:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i am forming a National Association of I Wanna Be A Fucking Astronaut, Fuck You NASA

    (NAIWBAFAFYNASA)

    who's with me?

    Most successful groups start with "NA" so this could go far.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    butt science is the best science

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I already know that if I get fat I will have no reason to live

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i am forming a National Association of I Wanna Be A Fucking Astronaut, Fuck You NASA

    (NAIWBAFAFYNASA)

    who's with me?

    i am. i want to be an untrained astronaut advocate.

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    they've got, little hands, little eyes, they walk around tellin great big lies

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited August 2008
    you're allowed to have a belly

    but if your ass can't fit in a goddamn movie theater seat, i think it might be easier on everyone to just take you out back, old yeller style

  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited August 2008
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
    The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
    In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"

  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    edited August 2008
    shake dat thing

    That's right.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

    Yeah but even those people seem to forget that they are hoisting 450 pounds of flesh and take up as much sidewalk space as a group of asians on tour in NYC are thus are assholes and so fuck them too.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2008
    I gotta lose my gut, it's getting shabby

    startin to sport some moob starters, too, that ain't good

  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    edited August 2008
    gabeindy-72.gif

    That's right.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty
    work on preserving its shape and form perfectly I hope you mean

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    I already know that if I get fat I will have no reason to live
    Some people like to go Whaling. You'll be ok.

  • ForarForar #432 Already prepping for Toronto Fan Expo!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    attention fat people

    please form straight lines in front of the incinerators

    single file, please

    warning!

    after the fat person before you has gone into the incinerator, please allow thirty seconds to pass before going in yourself

    this will ensure that the incinerators are working at maximum efficiency

    thank you
    GLaDOS wrote:
    Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.

    I was actually slightly more specific in that I said "look, fuck off alright? no one cares about whatever stupid wrong opinion you've formulated in your breaks from taunting children with disgusting fish products" but it doesn't really work unless you can see how much the guy looked like captain birdseye and unless you know who that is.

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
    The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
    In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"

    That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.

    Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.

  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited August 2008
    I already know that if I get fat I will have no reason to live

    that's what, two weeks away?

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    I already know that if I get fat I will have no reason to live
    Some people like to go Whaling. You'll be ok.
    deni I knew I could count on you to reassure me!

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    edited August 2008
    sizism the new racism, suburban white boys claim to be 'best friends' with local fat man

    That's right.
  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I'm doing my part to not be fat by throwing up until I'm pretty
    This got passed over and it's a shame.

  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty
    work on preserving its shape and form perfectly I hope you mean

    Yeah that's what I meant. Work it out.

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

    unless you have a hippo ass, because that's just awful.

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I used to work at CVS, with this really fat guy. He used to shit on the seat of the toilet sometimes.

    I'm no scientist, let alone a fat scientist, but I'm really unsure how that occurs. POOP GOES INSIDE THE BOWL.

    IN

    SIDE

    Twitter?
    LoL: j0hnh4m
    SteamID: johnhams
    3DS: 3952-8293-2937
    PSN: john_ham
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User
    edited August 2008
    I think there should be an anti-fat discrimination rule here to compliment the anti-racism rule.

    I hope you're not serious.

    But genetics, you see.

    Genetics gave me terrible joint problems, a horribly bad back, a receding hairline and a digestive track that can handle little more than a potatoe. Do I just sit around on the couch eating whatever the fuck I want and going bald? No, I fucking do yoga for my joints, do back strengthening exercises, use Nioxin on my hair and watch my diet. I'm not saying everyone should be a stick, but saying that genetics makes someone predisposed to be morbidly obese no matter what they do about it is retarded.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    About three weeks after I started at Rite Aid, this incredibly obese woman came in and spent fifty dollars
    The only thing in that cart that wasn't soda, chips, or just junk food of any kind, was a single, solitary roll of toilet paper
    In the back of my mind I'm like "Lady that ain't gonna cut it"

    That's where you're wrong. If Gillian McKeith has taught me anything, it's to hate my fellow Scots.

    Also, terrible fatty diets also cause chronic constipation.

    Her ass looked like a truck
    I don't mean that metaphorically, I think I saw a tailgate
    It probably took a whole roll to wipe in one sitting

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited August 2008
    WaM is genetically blessed in that any fat she gains goes straight to her ass and face

    which are indistinguishable from each other

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty

    it's the in thing to have a disproportionately sized ass these days.

    unless you have a hippo ass, because that's just awful.
    you know how big, say, the moon is?

    well

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    edited August 2008
    Deni who was the worst PA mod ever in your opinion.
    I will take the safe route and say Dr. Dizaster. The original, not pheezer.

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    i prefer the term 'husky'

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    denihilist wrote: »
    Deni just wants to distract the attention away from short people for a change.
    Whenever I hear that song Short People got No Reason to Live I cry, on the inside.

    I played that at a gig a few weeks ago and this idiot shouted afterwards "it was written by a short man!" and I said "randy newman was normal sized" and he said "no you're wrong it was written by paul abbot (or something)" and this went on and on until I said "look just fuck off alright?"

    that story sort of tails off towards the end

    It must be difficult not being able to infract people in the real world. Like not having an undo button when you've been working in photoshop for 12 hours straight and you spill your coffee.

    I was actually slightly more specific in that I said "look, fuck off alright? no one cares about whatever stupid wrong opinion you've formulated in your breaks from taunting children with disgusting fish products" but it doesn't really work unless you can see how much the guy looked like captain birdseye and unless you know who that is.

    Haha! That works because I do know who captain birdseye is and you've made the insinuation that your heckler's appearance is similar.

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    WaM you should mostly just work on that ghetto booty
    work on preserving its shape and form perfectly I hope you mean

    Yeah that's what I meant. Work it out.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU3N5c2Kxnw

    ok so i just wanted to post this

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited August 2008
    son, if you see a fat man walking towards you on a sidewalk, cross the street

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