Wtf guys do you hang out with that smell like semen?
*Backs away slowly*
white sox
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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Hey, that's what I use. It's the peanut butter and jelly swirl of not stinking.
I'd rather smell like something manly
like cedar trees or granite
Or, like yourself.
I smell good when I'm not sweaty or oily, which is like the first 15% of the day.
Wtf guys do you hang out with that smell like semen?
*Backs away slowly*
PERFECT
white sox
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Every now and then my wit breaks through the big retarded gravity field of my usual responses.
Pointing out that his mom smells like retard semen is funny.