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BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    I can't dance for shit.

    The band thought I was drunk, and the base guy's wife thought I looked like Silent Bob.

    Dancing well is not the point of dancing.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    guys did I ever tell you Into The Blue is a terrible movie

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    What an ugly cow.

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Dancing well is not the point of dancing.

    And yet I still can't bring myself to do it.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I met a Highland Cow named Hamish in Scotland

    or Wales

    I really don't remember but he was incredibly lazy except for a penchant for licking his balls

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I've always wanted to touch a cow's nose.
    They would bite your hand off. If a cow got the chance it would kill you and everybody you loved. Being delicious was God's punishment for their inherent evil.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    What an ugly cow.

    You are an ugly person.

    On the inside.

    Where it counts.

  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I can't dance for shit.

    The band thought I was drunk, and the base guy's wife thought I looked like Silent Bob.

    Dancing well is not the point of dancing.

    no I'd imagine it's to have fun. I know I would not be having fun to dance the way I'd dance.

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    And yet I still can't bring myself to do it.

    I made my emo cousin dance I'll make you dance too.

    That is how I use my violence.

    --

    Variable: I will force you to have fun. It will be to fun what rape is to sex. And it shall be vicious.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    What an ugly cow.

    You look like this:

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    Bobcesca: we don't know anyone either.

    We have nothing to pull us out of the house.

    The idea is basically to drive us out of it with boredom by taking away stuff like internet and tv during daylight hours.

    I'm actually thinking of places we always talked about going to we never have.

    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) My Metal Gear Revengeance Demo Movelist/Guide
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
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    These are the moo moos i met in ireland that I named

    the one on the left is Fettuccini, on the right is Alfredo

    They are lovers

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    No they are not.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    also I got the worse toe cramps today HOO BOY

    they were fucking terrible but still made me laugh because TOE CRAMPS, WHYYY

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I've always wanted to touch a cow's nose.
    They would bite your hand off. If a cow got the chance it would kill you and everybody you loved. Being delicious was God's punishment for their inherent evil.

    you lie. cows are really sweet once you get to know them, especially ones that are used to people.

    We used to get on the cow and lead it towards the gate to make the horses jealous when we couldn't persuade them to come in from the field when I was younger.

    EDIT: this does not, however, stop me enjoying delicious, yummy steak...

  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    What an ugly cow.

    You are an ugly person.

    On the inside.

    Where it counts.

    I was with you at the beginning, and then you had to go all crazy.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Yes they are

    they defy cow convention

    They are going to elope to Gretna Greene

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Medopine wrote: »
    also I got the worse toe cramps today HOO BOY

    they were fucking terrible but still made me laugh because TOE CRAMPS, WHYYY

    Don't worry, the Nice Guy will give you toe rubs.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    I don't really understand why cows are likeable.

    Maybe because they are kinda goofy? I guess that's a reason.

    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) My Metal Gear Revengeance Demo Movelist/Guide
  • RallyGirl76RallyGirl76 __BANNED USERS
    does that mean he is a Mac Coo-beastie?

    Shoes are better than sex...almost!
    "So alternate, against the grain, anti establishment - so you're just a regular joe again, right?"
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Medopine wrote: »
    also I got the worse toe cramps today HOO BOY

    they were fucking terrible but still made me laugh because TOE CRAMPS, WHYYY

    Toe cramps? If they are anything like cramps in the feet, they must hurt terribly.

  • RallyGirl76RallyGirl76 __BANNED USERS
    I don't really understand why cows are likeable.

    Maybe because they are kinda goofy? I guess that's a reason.
    Its cause they taste soooo good!

    Shoes are better than sex...almost!
    "So alternate, against the grain, anti establishment - so you're just a regular joe again, right?"
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    also I got the worse toe cramps today HOO BOY

    they were fucking terrible but still made me laugh because TOE CRAMPS, WHYYY

    Toe cramps? If they are anything like cramps in the feet, they must hurt terribly.

    you know how you can curl your toes up?

    think of that, except uncontrollable and in weird ways and PAINFULLY because OW WHAT THE HELL TOES WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT

    the only solution is to stretch them out by standing on your toes and that hurts too

    also my mom said "drink a big glass of water" which I did but I dunno if that did anything

    then for like half a day afterward I have to be careful about curling up my toes in case I trigger it again

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I don't really understand why cows are likeable.

    Maybe because they are kinda goofy? I guess that's a reason.
    They look totally brain dead and always fatigued and lazy

    except for one cow outside this old ruined abbey we were at, who mooed angrily at us from right before the doorway like some kind of bitchy guardian

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    Cramps in the arch of your foot are the worst. Specifically when you have to rip off your shoe and grab your foot in pain in a public place.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    it should be noted I have long alien toes

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Medopine wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    also I got the worse toe cramps today HOO BOY

    they were fucking terrible but still made me laugh because TOE CRAMPS, WHYYY

    Toe cramps? If they are anything like cramps in the feet, they must hurt terribly.

    you know how you can curl your toes up?

    think of that, except uncontrollable and in weird ways and PAINFULLY because OW WHAT THE HELL TOES WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT

    the only solution is to stretch them out by standing on your toes and that hurts too

    also my mom said "drink a big glass of water" which I did but I dunno if that did anything

    then for like half a day afterward I have to be careful about curling up my toes in case I trigger it again

    Yeah, foot cramps are like that. They appear out of nowhere for no reason and you have to stand on them and walk around and they'll probably come back if you are not dead-careful. Sometimes I can't even lay down because doing so seems to trigger them all the time. Don't know what drinking water will do, at least in the short-term.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Call me

    Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Call me

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Cramps in the thighs are the worst, because I haven't figured out what you can do to stop those once they start. Curling up into a ball doesn't do anything.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    hmm...my computer just switched itself off for no discernible reason.

    It seems ok now, but that was odd.

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Medopine wrote: »
    guys did I ever tell you Into The Blue is a terrible movie

    You didn't have to.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    Rub the muscle maybe? Warm it up?

    I get foot cramps too.

  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Man, I wish there were some cool places near me that I could explore.

    My UE thread is lame in comparison to all these places.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Basically just give yourself a foot massage, focusing on the underside, and help your tendon stretch.

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  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Medopine wrote: »
    Rub the muscle maybe? Warm it up?

    I get foot cramps too.

    I get those, too. I just like, cuss a lot until they go away.

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Jaw cramps are bad, too.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    well bf is 20 minutes away he says

    meaning I'll see him in about 40

    at which point it will be pointless to be mean about it because he's probably tired and had a long journey

    I'll probably be a little mean anyway, I'm only human

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Man, I wish there were some cool places near me that I could explore.

    My UE thread is lame in comparison to all these places.

    That one Cities of the Underworld show on Discovery Channel is sometimes so awesome.

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Medopine wrote: »
    well bf is 20 minutes away he says

    meaning I'll see him in about 40

    at which point it will be pointless to be mean about it because he's probably tired and had a long journey

    I'll probably be a little mean anyway, I'm only human

    Leave a note on a table by the door, "The princess is in another castle", and hide somewhere.

  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    I will have to be nice to his Norwegian friend Joar though, because I do like Joar, as a dude, he's pretty funny, and crazy, but he totally kicked ass and got his traffic ticket reversed by bringing in a bunch of evidence and cross examining the cop until he admitted he was wrong, which I totally respect

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