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They would bite your hand off. If a cow got the chance it would kill you and everybody you loved. Being delicious was God's punishment for their inherent evil.
They would bite your hand off. If a cow got the chance it would kill you and everybody you loved. Being delicious was God's punishment for their inherent evil.
you lie. cows are really sweet once you get to know them, especially ones that are used to people.
We used to get on the cow and lead it towards the gate to make the horses jealous when we couldn't persuade them to come in from the field when I was younger.
EDIT: this does not, however, stop me enjoying delicious, yummy steak...
they were fucking terrible but still made me laugh because TOE CRAMPS, WHYYY
Toe cramps? If they are anything like cramps in the feet, they must hurt terribly.
you know how you can curl your toes up?
think of that, except uncontrollable and in weird ways and PAINFULLY because OW WHAT THE HELL TOES WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT
the only solution is to stretch them out by standing on your toes and that hurts too
also my mom said "drink a big glass of water" which I did but I dunno if that did anything
then for like half a day afterward I have to be careful about curling up my toes in case I trigger it again
Yeah, foot cramps are like that. They appear out of nowhere for no reason and you have to stand on them and walk around and they'll probably come back if you are not dead-careful. Sometimes I can't even lay down because doing so seems to trigger them all the time. Don't know what drinking water will do, at least in the short-term.
Cramps in the thighs are the worst, because I haven't figured out what you can do to stop those once they start. Curling up into a ball doesn't do anything.
I will have to be nice to his Norwegian friend Joar though, because I do like Joar, as a dude, he's pretty funny, and crazy, but he totally kicked ass and got his traffic ticket reversed by bringing in a bunch of evidence and cross examining the cop until he admitted he was wrong, which I totally respect
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The band thought I was drunk, and the base guy's wife thought I looked like Silent Bob.
Dancing well is not the point of dancing.
And yet I still can't bring myself to do it.
or Wales
I really don't remember but he was incredibly lazy except for a penchant for licking his balls
You are an ugly person.
On the inside.
Where it counts.
no I'd imagine it's to have fun. I know I would not be having fun to dance the way I'd dance.
I made my emo cousin dance I'll make you dance too.
That is how I use my violence.
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Variable: I will force you to have fun. It will be to fun what rape is to sex. And it shall be vicious.
You look like this:
We have nothing to pull us out of the house.
The idea is basically to drive us out of it with boredom by taking away stuff like internet and tv during daylight hours.
I'm actually thinking of places we always talked about going to we never have.
These are the moo moos i met in ireland that I named
the one on the left is Fettuccini, on the right is Alfredo
They are lovers
they were fucking terrible but still made me laugh because TOE CRAMPS, WHYYY
you lie. cows are really sweet once you get to know them, especially ones that are used to people.
We used to get on the cow and lead it towards the gate to make the horses jealous when we couldn't persuade them to come in from the field when I was younger.
EDIT: this does not, however, stop me enjoying delicious, yummy steak...
I was with you at the beginning, and then you had to go all crazy.
they defy cow convention
They are going to elope to Gretna Greene
Don't worry, the Nice Guy will give you toe rubs.
Maybe because they are kinda goofy? I guess that's a reason.
"So alternate, against the grain, anti establishment - so you're just a regular joe again, right?"
Toe cramps? If they are anything like cramps in the feet, they must hurt terribly.
"So alternate, against the grain, anti establishment - so you're just a regular joe again, right?"
you know how you can curl your toes up?
think of that, except uncontrollable and in weird ways and PAINFULLY because OW WHAT THE HELL TOES WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT
the only solution is to stretch them out by standing on your toes and that hurts too
also my mom said "drink a big glass of water" which I did but I dunno if that did anything
then for like half a day afterward I have to be careful about curling up my toes in case I trigger it again
except for one cow outside this old ruined abbey we were at, who mooed angrily at us from right before the doorway like some kind of bitchy guardian
Yeah, foot cramps are like that. They appear out of nowhere for no reason and you have to stand on them and walk around and they'll probably come back if you are not dead-careful. Sometimes I can't even lay down because doing so seems to trigger them all the time. Don't know what drinking water will do, at least in the short-term.
Call me
Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Call me
It seems ok now, but that was odd.
You didn't have to.
I get foot cramps too.
My UE thread is lame in comparison to all these places.
I get those, too. I just like, cuss a lot until they go away.
meaning I'll see him in about 40
at which point it will be pointless to be mean about it because he's probably tired and had a long journey
I'll probably be a little mean anyway, I'm only human
That one Cities of the Underworld show on Discovery Channel is sometimes so awesome.
Leave a note on a table by the door, "The princess is in another castle", and hide somewhere.