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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    Then hopefully you father a son

    Hunter on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's like a triple negative

    Redeemer on
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    Then hopefully you father a son

    oh dang

    the wook on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    Then hopefully you father a son

    this thread is wonderful

    Pony on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    Then hopefully you father a son

    oh dang

    Now that's some good misogyny right there.

    Hunter on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    that rules out most humans

    how much does dolphin run for these days?

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    I hear that Sara has the potential for intelligence.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    this does not matter

    Violence is a pretty shitty thing.

    Sometimes a bitch runs her mouf and you got to set her ass straight though.

    Butters on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    I hear that Sara has the potential for intelligence.

    But Sara's a woman...

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    I hear that Sara has the potential for intelligence.

    But Sara's a woman...

    She's a woman, she just knows how to fake it.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    this does not matter

    Violence is a pretty shitty thing.

    Sometimes a bitch runs her mouf and you got to set her ass straight though.

    That's what angry sex is for.

    Aneurhythmia on
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    I can already see this thread getting archived.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    guys, I'm sure he was a perfectly nice gentleman when they started dating and in no way showed signs of being a worthless human being

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys, I'm sure he was a perfectly nice gentleman when they started dating and in no way showed signs of being a worthless human being

    There was that one time, but he can change and he really loves her.

    Hunter on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I fucking hate abusive douchebags, but dumb bitches that facilitate them aren't real high on my like list eaither

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm probably going to get too angry to stay in this thread.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

    there is a measure of culpability

    abuse is never acceptable

    ever

    it is grounds for curbstomping

    but being stupid enough to get into a relationship with an obvious shitbag is not a smart move

    PiptheFair on
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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread
    it's not his fault, she was lookin like she wanted it.

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

    Not legit. Just being misogynist intertrons fucks.

    Hunter on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

    there is a measure of culpability

    abuse is never acceptable

    ever

    it is grounds for curbstomping

    but being stupid enough to get into a relationship with an obvious shitbag is not a smart move

    How do we know Chris Brown ever hit another woman, or even hit Rhianna before this happened? What if this is the first time?

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yes let's all make judgments on the behavior of both of these people when they began their relationship

    perfectly reasonable

    satansfingers on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

    there is a measure of culpability

    abuse is never acceptable

    ever

    it is grounds for curbstomping

    but being stupid enough to get into a relationship with an obvious shitbag is not a smart move
    damn right

    Druhim on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

    there is a measure of culpability

    abuse is never acceptable

    ever

    it is grounds for curbstomping

    but being stupid enough to get into a relationship with an obvious shitbag is not a smart move

    How do we know Chris Brown ever hit another woman, or even hit Rhianna before this happened? What if this is the first time?

    Then he's an amateur. You never go right for the pimp slap the first time. A shove, maybe a grab of the throat. You need to work on the basics before you get to the Ike Turner big league shit.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Listen Christ Brown was obviously unstable from the beginning

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

    there is a measure of culpability

    abuse is never acceptable

    ever

    it is grounds for curbstomping

    but being stupid enough to get into a relationship with an obvious shitbag is not a smart move

    How do we know Chris Brown ever hit another woman, or even hit Rhianna before this happened? What if this is the first time?

    we don't

    but I'm willing to wager that his misogynistic music and general lifestyle reflected his actual personality

    if she leaves him and drives his ass into the ground, then more power to her

    I hope the guy get's to make friends in jail

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

    there is a measure of culpability

    abuse is never acceptable

    ever

    it is grounds for curbstomping

    but being stupid enough to get into a relationship with an obvious shitbag is not a smart move

    How do we know Chris Brown ever hit another woman, or even hit Rhianna before this happened? What if this is the first time?

    Then he's an amateur. You never go right for the pimp slap the first time. A shove, maybe a grab of the throat. You need to work on the basics before you get to the Ike Turner big league shit.
    seriously
    you always work your way up from emotional abuse instead of going straight for the smackdown

    Druhim on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yes let's all make judgments on the behavior of both of these people when they began their relationship

    perfectly reasonable

    oh no people are making assumptions

    GOTTA STOP PEOPLE FROM DISCUSSING THEORY BEFORE NOTHING HAPPENS

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I guess this is just one of the few things I can't manage to joke about. Ohwell.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm not joking either

    PiptheFair on
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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    are we really gonna do legit victim blaming in this thread

    there is a measure of culpability

    abuse is never acceptable

    ever

    it is grounds for curbstomping

    but being stupid enough to get into a relationship with an obvious shitbag is not a smart move

    How do we know Chris Brown ever hit another woman, or even hit Rhianna before this happened? What if this is the first time?

    we don't

    but I'm willing to wager that his misogynistic music and general lifestyle reflected his actual personality

    if she leaves him and drives his ass into the ground, then more power to her

    I hope the guy get's to make friends in jail

    More like public apology, community service, two weeks of counseling and then he releases his new "Rehabilitated" album and everyone loves him again.

    Bloods End on
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He turned himself in, so at least he felt remorseful.

    Or something.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    CHRIS BROWN

    MORE LIKE

    BOBBY BROWN

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    He turned himself in, so at least he felt remorseful.

    Or something.

    ahahahha no

    abusers are deeply manipulative

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this black girl i know at work ran all into my shitting, all confused about how this came about

    like some 9/11 shit

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    He turned himself in, so at least he felt remorseful.

    Or something.

    Or he got caught and had to do something PR related to save some semblance of his career.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    CHRIS BROWN

    MORE LIKE

    BOBBY BROWN

    anjin i already did this

    and i am just joking cause I'm trying to rile sara

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "The "Kiss Kiss" singer was also photographed behind the wheel of a rented Lamborghini with Rihanna in the passenger seat after the pair attended music mogul Clive Davis' pre-Grammy Gala in Beverly Hills on Saturday - just hours before the alleged incident."

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    THE LAM-BOR-GHINI THEN, SAH

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Turning yourself in =/= remorseful.

    They were looking for him anyway.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I didn't even know wrigley's still had commercials

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