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Phallatine's Day [MicroPhalla]

crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Critical Failures
PHALLATINE'S DAY - MicroPhalla


What this is: This is a MicroPhalla loosely themed around the concept of Valentine's Day

What is a MicroPhalla? Like a Phalla, only much, much smaller and faster.

Standard Rules apply. That means no screencaps, anonymous contact, send me the links of proboards (if any), etc. etc.

Want to sign up? Do so in some sort of bold, colored text. Signups will close within one hour of this post, or until we cap out in people.

Activity is crucial. Being a MicroPhalla, this game is short. ROUNDS WILL END APPROXIMATELY FORTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER THEY BEGIN. So you have to be around for the game. I imagine it will be fairly bloody, depending on players, so it should not take too many rounds.



The Players
1. MacGuffin
2. DevoutlyApathetic
3. Daius
4. TehSloth
5. BlueBlue
6. TheLawinator
7. Element Brian
8. Chen
9. Dac Vin
10. Andrew Ryan
...

There is no real limit on the number of players.

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want to sign up. <3<3<3

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign up

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

    PSN: QuipFilter
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !sure why not

    bigbosssig.png
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  • TehSlothTehSloth As a merlin, Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign Up

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hello I would like to play. So liek sign up?

    CD World Tour status:
    Spoiler:
    Smash: BlueBlue
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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh and hey when does this start? Oh within an hour dur hurr I can read.

    CD World Tour status:
    Spoiler:
    Smash: BlueBlue
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My valentines day looked similar to this:
    Misery.jpg

    Love MacGuffin. <3 <3 <3

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Damn youz.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hahaha...

    I know the feeling...

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

    Is this what you meant?

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm going to extend signups for a bit longer.

    There's no real limit on players, by the way

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    bigbosssig.png
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Still signup?

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yea, lets dew it.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    I approve

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  • ChenChen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am lonely, so that is a !yes.
    Daius wrote: »
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    I approve
    I'm game.

    l8kt.png
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    I'll vote for
    !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius
    then.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    I'll vote for
    !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius
    then.

    Oh you card.

    My lawyers will be with you shortly.

    bigbosssig.png
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  • Dac VinDac Vin Reimu Hakurei sat in her shrine because she was on the internet. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Why not?


    EDIT: this color wasnt pink enough

    camo_sig.png
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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Show me some love

    Mbt2W.gifbLHcF.gifMbt2W.gifbLHcF.gif
    naknaknaknaknak
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Signups closed, working on PMs

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    bigbosssig.png
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Does this mean that, when you hear valentines day, you think of Hugh Grant?

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Does this mean that, when you hear valentines day, you think of Hugh Grant?

    Hugh Grant has been in so many cheesy Rom-coms, how could I not subliminally accosiate him with Valentines Day?

    bigbosssig.png
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Does this mean that, when you hear valentines day, you think of Hugh Grant?

    Hugh Grant has been in so many cheesy Rom-coms, how could I not subliminally accosiate him with Valentines Day?

    I didn't want to say something against Hugh Grant. I would vote his name "second best possible adult movie star name".
    Right after Hugh Jackman.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Does this mean that, when you hear valentines day, you think of Hugh Grant?

    Hugh Grant has been in so many cheesy Rom-coms, how could I not subliminally accosiate him with Valentines Day?

    What about Rene Zelwiger?

    Man now I got that Wombat's song in my head.

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ALL PMs ARE OUT

    Everyone gets the "villager" PM. If that is the only PM you get, then you are a "villager".

    Let me know if you failed to receive a PM.


    Hour 1 closes 45 minutes from this point.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh you haters are going down, haters.

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Damn!

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Law, because apparently he's loveless and dead inside.

    bigbosssig.png
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  • TehSlothTehSloth As a merlin, Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Alright my phallentine friends, let's find some haters. Whoever posts next will receive the full force of my adoration in the way of a red vote with their name on it!

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Alright my phallentine friends, let's find some haters. Whoever posts next will receive the full force of my adoration in the way of a red vote with their name on it!

    Tehsloth, that sounds like something a hater sure would say, jealous of everyone else and whatnot

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    EB! What a noble sacrifice!
    !TehSloth

    CD World Tour status:
    Spoiler:
    Smash: BlueBlue
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Alright my phallentine friends, let's find some haters. Whoever posts next will receive the full force of my adoration in the way of a red vote with their name on it!

    That's adorable. <3 <3 <3

    TehSloth

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  • TehSlothTehSloth As a merlin, Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh my sweet Element Brian, your reciprocation of my love does my heart wonder

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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  • TehSlothTehSloth As a merlin, Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Err... wonders... darn vote posts, now my grammatical blunder has been exposed in an irrevocable manner.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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  • ChenChen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have a glass and a bottle of Scotch. Let's do this.

    l8kt.png
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Chen wrote: »
    I have a glass and a bottle of Scotch. Let's do this.

    All I have is Tia Maria. This really won't go well.

    bigbosssig.png
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  • TehSlothTehSloth As a merlin, Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, I've got 3 shots of gin poured out now, although I'd recommend holding off until votes are finalized. I don't wanna advocate doing anything as dumb as shot phalla, but I'm game.

    Also, don't vote for me!

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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