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Phallatine's Day [MicroPhalla]

crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Critical Failures
PHALLATINE'S DAY - MicroPhalla


What this is: This is a MicroPhalla loosely themed around the concept of Valentine's Day

What is a MicroPhalla? Like a Phalla, only much, much smaller and faster.

Standard Rules apply. That means no screencaps, anonymous contact, send me the links of proboards (if any), etc. etc.

Want to sign up? Do so in some sort of bold, colored text. Signups will close within one hour of this post, or until we cap out in people.

Activity is crucial. Being a MicroPhalla, this game is short. ROUNDS WILL END APPROXIMATELY FORTY FIVE MINUTES AFTER THEY BEGIN. So you have to be around for the game. I imagine it will be fairly bloody, depending on players, so it should not take too many rounds.



The Players
1. MacGuffin
2. DevoutlyApathetic
3. Daius
4. TehSloth
5. BlueBlue
6. TheLawinator
7. Element Brian
8. Chen
9. Dac Vin
10. Andrew Ryan
...

There is no real limit on the number of players.

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want to sign up. <3<3<3

    MacGuffin on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Not as bad as Trump Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sign up

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat.

    PSN: QuipFilter
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !sure why not

    Daius on
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  • TehSlothTehSloth this little piggy got a house made of bricksRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !sign Up

    TehSloth on
    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hello I would like to play. So liek sign up?

    BlueBlue on
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  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh and hey when does this start? Oh within an hour dur hurr I can read.

    BlueBlue on
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My valentines day looked similar to this:
    Misery.jpg

    Love MacGuffin. <3 <3 <3

    MacGuffin on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Damn youz.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hahaha...

    I know the feeling...

    crimsoncoyote on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !signup

    Is this what you meant?

    crimsoncoyote on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm going to extend signups for a bit longer.

    There's no real limit on players, by the way

    crimsoncoyote on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    Daius on
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Still signup?

    Element Brian on
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo

    21stCentury makes cool Overwatch pixel gifs btw
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yea, lets dew it.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    I approve

    crimsoncoyote on
  • ChenChen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am lonely, so that is a !yes.
    Daius wrote: »
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    I approve
    I'm game.

    Chen on
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    I'll vote for
    !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius
    then.

    MacGuffin on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Special Valentines day Phalla drinking game.

    Everytime you get voted for, take a shot.

    I'll vote for
    !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius !Daius
    then.

    Oh you card.

    My lawyers will be with you shortly.

    Daius on
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  • Dac VinDac Vin found out what Love is and it turned out to be forbidden. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Why not?


    EDIT: this color wasnt pink enough

    Dac Vin on
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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Show me some love

    Andrew Ryan on
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    naknaknaknaknak
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Signups closed, working on PMs

    crimsoncoyote on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Daius on
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Does this mean that, when you hear valentines day, you think of Hugh Grant?

    MacGuffin on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Does this mean that, when you hear valentines day, you think of Hugh Grant?

    Hugh Grant has been in so many cheesy Rom-coms, how could I not subliminally accosiate him with Valentines Day?

    Daius on
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Does this mean that, when you hear valentines day, you think of Hugh Grant?

    Hugh Grant has been in so many cheesy Rom-coms, how could I not subliminally accosiate him with Valentines Day?

    I didn't want to say something against Hugh Grant. I would vote his name "second best possible adult movie star name".
    Right after Hugh Jackman.

    MacGuffin on
  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Oh man, I better be Cupid.
    Cupid or Hugh Grant.

    Does this mean that, when you hear valentines day, you think of Hugh Grant?

    Hugh Grant has been in so many cheesy Rom-coms, how could I not subliminally accosiate him with Valentines Day?

    What about Rene Zelwiger?

    Man now I got that Wombat's song in my head.

    Element Brian on
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo

    21stCentury makes cool Overwatch pixel gifs btw
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ALL PMs ARE OUT

    Everyone gets the "villager" PM. If that is the only PM you get, then you are a "villager".

    Let me know if you failed to receive a PM.


    Hour 1 closes 45 minutes from this point.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh you haters are going down, haters.

    Element Brian on
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo

    21stCentury makes cool Overwatch pixel gifs btw
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Damn!

    Obbi on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    :( Sorry Obbi

    crimsoncoyote on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    !Law, because apparently he's loveless and dead inside.

    Daius on
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  • TehSlothTehSloth this little piggy got a house made of bricksRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Alright my phallentine friends, let's find some haters. Whoever posts next will receive the full force of my adoration in the way of a red vote with their name on it!

    TehSloth on
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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Alright my phallentine friends, let's find some haters. Whoever posts next will receive the full force of my adoration in the way of a red vote with their name on it!

    Tehsloth, that sounds like something a hater sure would say, jealous of everyone else and whatnot

    Element Brian on
    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo

    21stCentury makes cool Overwatch pixel gifs btw
  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    EB! What a noble sacrifice!
    !TehSloth

    BlueBlue on
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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Alright my phallentine friends, let's find some haters. Whoever posts next will receive the full force of my adoration in the way of a red vote with their name on it!

    That's adorable. <3 <3 <3

    TehSloth

    MacGuffin on
  • TehSlothTehSloth this little piggy got a house made of bricksRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh my sweet Element Brian, your reciprocation of my love does my heart wonder

    TehSloth on
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  • TehSlothTehSloth this little piggy got a house made of bricksRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Err... wonders... darn vote posts, now my grammatical blunder has been exposed in an irrevocable manner.

    TehSloth on
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  • ChenChen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have a glass and a bottle of Scotch. Let's do this.

    Chen on
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited February 2009
    Chen wrote: »
    I have a glass and a bottle of Scotch. Let's do this.

    All I have is Tia Maria. This really won't go well.

    Daius on
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  • TehSlothTehSloth this little piggy got a house made of bricksRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, I've got 3 shots of gin poured out now, although I'd recommend holding off until votes are finalized. I don't wanna advocate doing anything as dumb as shot phalla, but I'm game.

    Also, don't vote for me!

    TehSloth on
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