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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Royalty are basically long-lived Paris Hiltons.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    30 Rock has been so good lately.

    More like always.

    It's pretty consistently funny.

    But the past few weeks have been absolutely gut-busting for me.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I can't feel my mouth.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They're like national pets.

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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I liked that movie, the queen.

    twas awesome with the little old lady in the land rover.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    weeablue?

    Also, jeepguy, could I ask you a question about royal succession?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    Tubetricked

    haha shit that's a good one, but that's a little bit more akin to rickrolling

    you're not really tricked, because you get the song. But it's a song you really like, and seeing it paired with anime makes it hard to swallow

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    like fuck when It's Always Sunny isn't on, 30 rock and the Office are the only shows I really watch.

    First the Leno bullshit, and now this?

    Watch it NBC

    Fucking watch it
    what's with that Leno thing anyways? I need to watch that fuck earlier?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    Tubetricked

    haha shit that's a good one, but that's a little bit more akin to rickrolling

    you're not really tricked, because you get the song. But it's a song you really like, and seeing it paired with anime makes it hard to swallow

    Weeatubed.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    Tubetricked

    haha shit that's a good one, but that's a little bit more akin to rickrolling

    you're not really tricked, because you get the song. But it's a song you really like, and seeing it paired with anime makes it hard to swallow

    I think an important question to ask is which anime is being used. We talking DBZ or Death Note or Love Hina?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    whenever my girlfriend has acted too cutesy-girly the past week I've called her "princess lady"

    it's been pretty funny

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    A phrase could work. Youtube dissonance or something

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I liked that movie, the queen.

    twas awesome with the little old lady in the land rover.


    That film was excellent.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    30 Rock has been so good lately.

    More like always.

    It's pretty consistently funny.

    But the past few weeks have been absolutely gut-busting for me.

    It isn't a Lemon Party without old Dick.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    Tubetricked

    haha shit that's a good one, but that's a little bit more akin to rickrolling

    you're not really tricked, because you get the song. But it's a song you really like, and seeing it paired with anime makes it hard to swallow

    I think an important question to ask is which anime is being used. We talking DBZ or Death Note or Love Hina?

    Why in god's fucking name would it matter, you weeaboo panty raiding tentacle raping fuck

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    like fuck when It's Always Sunny isn't on, 30 rock and the Office are the only shows I really watch.

    First the Leno bullshit, and now this?

    Watch it NBC

    Fucking watch it
    what's with that Leno thing anyways? I need to watch that fuck earlier?

    They should just take him out back and shoot him.

    edit* I read in the NYT it's possibly because NBC is worried about Conan going head to head with TDS/Colbert

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    like fuck when It's Always Sunny isn't on, 30 rock and the Office are the only shows I really watch.

    First the Leno bullshit, and now this?

    Watch it NBC

    Fucking watch it
    what's with that Leno thing anyways? I need to watch that fuck earlier?
    Wait, do you watch him?

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    like fuck when It's Always Sunny isn't on, 30 rock and the Office are the only shows I really watch.

    First the Leno bullshit, and now this?

    Watch it NBC

    Fucking watch it
    what's with that Leno thing anyways? I need to watch that fuck earlier?

    He gets ratings, I think they were scared of him jumping to another network.

    It's going to suck though that my post 12:30 entertainment is going to come from Jimmy Fallon and I'm pretty sure he's going to be terrible.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    weeablue?

    Also, jeepguy, could I ask you a question about royal succession?


    Of course, I will try my best to answer, but understand that lines of succession are every bit as complicated as any other complex legal equation would be.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The only thing Leno has is his impossible chin.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    like fuck when It's Always Sunny isn't on, 30 rock and the Office are the only shows I really watch.

    First the Leno bullshit, and now this?

    Watch it NBC

    Fucking watch it
    what's with that Leno thing anyways? I need to watch that fuck earlier?

    They should just take him out back and shoot him.

    They should clone Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon.

    moniker on
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    I liked that movie, the queen.

    twas awesome with the little old lady in the land rover.


    That film was excellent.

    You have good taste my friend, good taste.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Royalty is pretty interesting in a modern society

    General Bonkers is far too common a title for one such as yourself.

    I hereby dub thee His Royal Fabulousness Lord Eddwarde Diphthong, Vice-Marshall Sillybottoms and Crown Marquess of Paenochester.
    It's pronounced "penis-sitter."

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I actually watched some tentacle rape anime

    it was very strange. Girl gets violated in all 3 orifices at once by tentacles then it stops all the sudden and she just sort of gets up and brushes herself off. Then a sailor moon-like opening sequence began with high pitched japanese pop and everything

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    like fuck when It's Always Sunny isn't on, 30 rock and the Office are the only shows I really watch.

    First the Leno bullshit, and now this?

    Watch it NBC

    Fucking watch it
    what's with that Leno thing anyways? I need to watch that fuck earlier?

    He gets ratings, I think they were scared of him jumping to another network.

    It's going to suck though that my post 12:30 entertainment is going to come from Jimmy Fallon and I'm pretty sure he's going to be terrible.

    You could just gouge your eyes out with a melon baller

    it'd be better than watching a late night show

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "weeaboo" is the stupidest term and you should feel bad for using it

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Royalty is pretty interesting in a modern society

    General Bonkers is far too common a title for one such as yourself.

    I hereby dub thee His Royal Fabulousness Lord Eddwarde Diphthong, Vice-Marshall Sillybottoms and Crown Marquess of Paenochester.
    It's pronounced "penis-sitter."

    What about Lord Eddy

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    weeablue?

    Also, jeepguy, could I ask you a question about royal succession?


    Of course, I will try my best to answer, but understand that lines of succession are every bit as complicated as any other complex legal equation would be.

    Let's say that there is originally a King and a Queen. If the Queen is widowed, but later remarries, does the new husband become King?

    Nerdgasmic on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I actually watched some tentacle rape anime

    it was very strange. Girl gets violated in all 3 orifices at once by tentacles then it stops all the sudden and she just sort of gets up and brushes herself off. Then a sailor moon-like opening sequence began with high pitched japanese pop and everything

    ...so tentacle rape gives you super powers?

    Still wouldn't be worth it.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    weeablue?

    Also, jeepguy, could I ask you a question about royal succession?


    Of course, I will try my best to answer, but understand that lines of succession are every bit as complicated as any other complex legal equation would be.

    Let's say that there is originally a King and a Queen. If the Queen is widowed, but later remarries, does the new husband become King?

    Only if she is queen by birth, I believe.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, which goes 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeker) Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mannering (hoot, 'whoop') Smith.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I actually watched some tentacle rape anime

    it was very strange. Girl gets violated in all 3 orifices at once by tentacles then it stops all the sudden and she just sort of gets up and brushes herself off. Then a sailor moon-like opening sequence began with high pitched japanese pop and everything


    I only watched one hentai and it was traumatic. This dude was jealous of this hawt guy who was with the hawt girl so he made a pact with a demon to get the girl. He had to ingest some blood and semen both from the guy (he got the semen by hiding outside their window during sex and getting a tiny bit splattered on him, which he then licked). When he had fulfilled his half of the bargain the demon cut off his penis and replaced it with a large demon penis with tentacle powers.


    What the fuck, Japan?

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Someone needs to coin a term for the mixed emotions of searching for a song on youtube and finding the only result to be an AMV. Manicholia?

    weeablue?

    Also, jeepguy, could I ask you a question about royal succession?


    Of course, I will try my best to answer, but understand that lines of succession are every bit as complicated as any other complex legal equation would be.

    Let's say that there is originally a King and a Queen. If the Queen is widowed, but later remarries, does the new husband become King?

    Yes, but not the sovereign.

    moniker on
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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    I can't feel my mouth.

    Yes, I am that good.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also

    Johann Gambolputty... de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Royalty is pretty interesting in a modern society

    General Bonkers is far too common a title for one such as yourself.

    I hereby dub thee His Royal Fabulousness Lord Eddwarde Diphthong, Vice-Marshall Sillybottoms and Crown Marquess of Paenochester.
    It's pronounced "penis-sitter."

    What about Lord Eddy

    Too casual.

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    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    whenever my girlfriend has acted too cutesy-girly the past week I've called her "princess lady"

    it's been pretty funny

    Too cutsey girly?

    I hate you so much.

    _J_ on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MY NAME IS JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
    JIMGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
    JIGNELHEIMRE SCHMIDT

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "weeaboo" is the stupidest term and you should feel bad for using it

    "Too curvy."

    Infinitely stupider.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MY NAME IS JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
    JIMGLEHEIMER SCHMITT
    JIGNELHEIMRE SCHMIDT

    Is this a drunk Fuzzy I see?

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