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It's time to be ten

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't actually think of what I did when I was 10

    I remember getting a cat around that time

    that's about it

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I read The Stand in fifth grade

    in one part a girl says she wants to put a guy's dick in the meat grinder

    I had to put the book back in my backpack for a while

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I read all the Dragonlance books when I was a kid.

    Fortunately the D&D group was a terrifying group of individuals so I never became quite that nerdy in junior high.

    But still. The risk was there.

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    WATCH THIS SPACE.
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the first novel i ever read was neuromancer

    which i read at my father's behest

    i think i was 8 or 9?

    something like that

    my father's a gigantic sci fi nerd and made sure his kids were too

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    a friend had the dragonball mangas

    he showed me the one with bulma in the shower and I really flipped my wig

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    In middle school I made an RPG with a friend

    well it wasn't so much a RPG as a big list of 'weapons' and 'skills' and shit like that

    but it was still awesome

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    for all my mother's otherwise stark negligence as a parent, she did make a half-hearted attempt to limit our tv habits for a while

    i wasn't allowed to watch the simpsons for the longest time, because it was "too adult"

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I figure I'm building some kind of legacy for my children.

    A horribly creepy legacy.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited August 2009
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    oppositeopposite Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hey i remember The Neverhood
    All i had was vague memories of it, until i found the disc in a box of my old things and reinstalled it recently
    it's so good

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i remember my mother being fucking mindblown at the simpsons

    it was the first time in her entire life that the idea occurred to her that something that is animated was not necessarily appropriate for small children.

    years later

    she still has issues with the idea

    her primary beef with shows like South Park aren't that they are tasteless and offensive and profane

    but that they are tasteless, profane, offensive and cartoons

    and cartoons are for kids

    just ain't right

    etc

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my mom was getting her PhD when I was 7 till I was about 11

    so she was in another part of the state during the week

    it was kind of like having divorced parents

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That's actually pretty heartwarming for a PBF.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i had to trade pokerchips for video game time and i earned pokerchips for good behaviour/doing chores

    so i basically rarely got to play my genesis :C

    how many poker chips did you earn the day your dad found your knitting needles?

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    edited August 2009
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you know i don't think my parents policed the content of my entertainment media like

    ever in my entire life

    i don't recall a single instance of being told i couldn't watch or play something because it was inappropriate or whatever

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my dad would sort of limit my TV time but encourage me to play video games often, as they "stimulated my mind more"

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hey I heard Josh's dad let him buy fireworks with his allowance! Let's go light them off in the park

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My dad encouraged me to play Doom and Redneck Rampage and Duke Nukem and that when I was young

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i don't think my parents policed the content of my entertainment media like

    ever in my entire life

    i don't recall a single instance of being told i couldn't watch or play something because it was inappropriate or whatever

    yeah me either

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that was the trick, to have friends with cool parents who let them do things

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    my dad would sort of limit my TV time but encourage me to play video games often, as they "stimulated my mind more"

    you know he's sorta got a point

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    then wouldn't they be hooks, and not needles

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also they were crochet needles not knitting, jerk

    sorry

    i am not trying to make fun of you TFS

    it was just such a bizarre and absurd situation i can't help but find it somewhat amusing

    obviously since it happened to you, you probably don't find it as funny

    but c'mon

    "THESE AREN'T FOR BOYS!"

    it's like he's a cartoon character

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    WHATEVER

    look you're the expert here not me

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i don't think my parents policed the content of my entertainment media like

    ever in my entire life

    i don't recall a single instance of being told i couldn't watch or play something because it was inappropriate or whatever

    The only times I remember was Predator ("Full of gore") and The Mask, when it came out in cinemas.

    The Mask.

    What was it rated? PG, or M? I was too young for it apparently, and I was so disappointed because it looked awesome.

    Anyway otherwise that sort of thing was generally controlled through strict bedtimes.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i think he started smoking weed or something because he is fun to hang out with now and is p. chill

    big ole bong rip

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    my dad would sort of limit my TV time but encourage me to play video games often, as they "stimulated my mind more"

    you know he's sorta got a point

    we used to play street fighter

    he was pretty good!

    also, teefs, I don't know that story, please tell it

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i don't think my parents policed the content of my entertainment media like

    ever in my entire life

    i don't recall a single instance of being told i couldn't watch or play something because it was inappropriate or whatever

    The only times I remember was Predator ("Full of gore") and The Mask, when it came out in cinemas.

    The Mask.

    What was it rated? PG, or M? I was too young for it apparently, and I was so disappointed because it looked awesome.

    Anyway otherwise that sort of thing was generally controlled through strict bedtimes.

    cameron diaz gave me my first on-purpose boner

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    man i remember when i was a kid

    we had one of them boxes you could acquire quasi-legally that gave you all the cable channels

    including all the PPV channels

    and those PPV channels showed straight up porn after 11 or so

    that was my first experience with non-magazine pornography

    that was quite a thing

    actually watching people fuck is way different than some playboy spread of a girl's titties

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My mother still limits our viewing/gaming time if we are at their house...

    also, they have the computer now stationed in the breakfast room (which is used all the time for eating/doing homework/etc.) so that my parents can view the screen at all times

    made chatting to Alex when I lived with them for two months last year rather awkward

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My mom hates porn too, thinks it will make me think women are all like pornstars/want the same things they want

    which honestly, even when I was a dumb teenager I thought of as bullshit

    I would probably be pretty fuckin' scared to walk down a street if every woman acted like a pornstar

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    couple years back

    my mother disclosed to me a conversation she had with a friend of hers when i was like 13

    i had recently gotten my own computer with my own internet connection in my bedroom

    and my mom's friend was like "that's a stupid idea, he'll look at porn!"

    my mom's like "so?"

    "so, he'll sit in his room masturbating to porn!"

    "...so? he's a thirteen year old boy. they do that."

    "well, you shouldn't let him have a lock on his door. then you can just walk in"

    "and catch him masturbating? what the fuck?"

    my mom was pretty horrified

    she didn't understand parents who didn't respect their kids' privacy

    and she was pretty creeped out hearing about other parents who would actively try to catch their kid jerkin it so they could give them shit

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah

    my mom doesn't like porn but she did understand that I would inevitably look at it and gave me privacy

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My mom didn't want me looking at porn because, you know, she could get child protective services called on her if somehow it was found out.

    So it might be a little irresponsible to let your 13 year old download porn all day

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know i don't think my parents policed the content of my entertainment media like

    ever in my entire life

    i don't recall a single instance of being told i couldn't watch or play something because it was inappropriate or whatever

    The only times I remember was Predator ("Full of gore") and The Mask, when it came out in cinemas.

    The Mask.

    What was it rated? PG, or M? I was too young for it apparently, and I was so disappointed because it looked awesome.

    Anyway otherwise that sort of thing was generally controlled through strict bedtimes.

    cameron diaz gave me my first on-purpose boner

    How do you even remember stuff like that! I don't recall ever saying to myself "Whoa, what's going on down there!?"

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